All I saw was fire and you picked out a man's ass
I saw the sparks from the fire first, and my immediate thought was what a fuggin' dumbass for doing that. Nothing like having shit blow around, especially with dry leaves, grass and a wood fence. Then saw the other part and it fuggin' annoys me to no end. Should never see the underwear of a man. Nor do I have the desire to see the crack. Just nasty as fook.
If he wants to go trolling for trouser trout, don't post the shit. Rex probably enjoys it and is fishing for more participants. Not here please.
Now, if we're talking one of the members of the Swedish bikini team, the less the better...