Mad Thou Rider
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Otago, New Zealand
A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for
counselling. The Mullah asks If they have any last questions before
The man says, "We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance
with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding
reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answers the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the Mullah.
"Woman on Top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Go for it!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets, with a
bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket
of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No," says the Mullah.
"Why not?" asks the man.
"It could lead to dancing."
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