Easy one. Lock stock and two smoking barrels
You mean my "Rory" one?... You betcha!
Here's another classic, easy one. (You should get it from the first two words!)
This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi.
He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp.
Now he knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away.
The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.
He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'.
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.
Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch.
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.
Now, little man, I give the watch to you."