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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-15-2012, 11:54 PM Thread Starter
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The only way this could get better is if the ball was on fire, in a pool of sharks...

On top of a bed of nails, in Iraq, in 3D, while 1000 Pornstars eat each other out like a human centipede...

Not safe for life, or work, or anything really.

I have no idea what took me to this video..






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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 12:01 AM
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post #3 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 12:10 AM
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Omg just f*cking hysterical...

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I liked the bloke about 2 mins in "I might stop filming now".

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I couldn't laugh... imagining that pain just made me cringe. It was funny... but just couldn't laugh.


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post #6 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 01:35 AM
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Lmao, would have been funnier if he landed on his head...
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post #7 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 04:09 AM
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Damn that made me cringe
I got pins and needles in my lower back first time I watched it.





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post #9 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 04:30 AM
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I laughed so hard.
If fvckwits do stupid sh*t like this and hurt themselves, then I'm going to laugh at them.
As I posted in another thread " this is what happens when we put airbags in cars and safety switchs in houses.
The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."


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post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 04:57 AM
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and start churches.


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and start churches.
Yeah I left that bit off, missed it in the cut & paste.
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post #12 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 05:11 AM
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the sound he made reminds me of when you shoot a rabbit
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Well at least she pulled up his helmet..that helped things out a bunch.
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The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."
Synopsis of the state of the world. Well done lad.

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Were you looking for "ass ram" videos again, Stephen?





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I laughed so hard.
If fvckwits do stupid sh*t like this and hurt themselves, then I'm going to laugh at them.
As I posted in another thread " this is what happens when we put airbags in cars and safety switchs in houses.
The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."

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post #18 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-16-2012, 09:45 AM
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That was awesome lol

I've fractured my tailbone before. What a pain in the ass that was!
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That was awesome lol

I've fractured my tailbone before. What a pain in the ass that was!
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I live on the same planet as him and others like him. Lovely.

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