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I bet bullshit it did. Fu*ker woke up in hell thinking "where are my virgins?" only to work out it was him that was the virgin.





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I never understood the connection of the number "70"

Why 70 virgins? At least in Christianity the eternal paradise is forever, after dude runs through 70 chicks than what? They all start their period and annoy the shit outta you?



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post #16 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-24-2012, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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I never understood the connection of the number "70"

Why 70 virgins? At least in Christianity the eternal paradise is forever, after dude runs through 70 chicks than what? They all start their period and annoy the shit outta you?


I think they get an extra 2 Virgins if they order now!

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I kinda wish there's an afterlife with the whole bible fire pit thing? I'd love to know that there's a place for these assholes, so when they get slotted they wake up on the other side being sodomized by a 12 inch thick flaming chunk of barbed wire wrapped steel.





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