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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-27-2012, 11:59 PM Thread Starter
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Jerry Seinfeld could not date this woman...

Could you? Now those are man-hands... If you can put a bag over someones head... why not bag over hands?
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post #2 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-28-2012, 12:14 AM
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I wouldn't say they're man hands. Just the hands of a 38 year old female with fake boobies. lol. xP


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yup those are some man hands.

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With those titties, I'd date her and make her smell like my spunk for a decade after I was finished with her.





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I'd do more than just date! Haha
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bend her over....you cant see the hands...problem solved.

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post #11 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-28-2012, 09:59 AM
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One of my wifes friends has man hands. Shes cute and looks a bit like neve campbell. The chick from the scream movie. But here hands are rough and manly

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nice body ruined by oversized boobs.



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post #13 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-28-2012, 11:34 AM
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i don't know, look at the crotch alittle closer i think that actuly might be a man with fake boobs
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post #14 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-28-2012, 11:47 AM
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My X had man hands but the rest was very nice. Who cares about hands?

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i don't know, look at the crotch alittle closer i think that actuly might be a man with fake boobs
That would be one small Johnson, lol.

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My X had man hands but the rest was very nice. Who cares about hands?
Guys that bitch about "big" boobs...ya know...the kind of man that likes men? Like Jon?


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Bend her over, do work, stand her up, shake those beasts, and tell her "good day".

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Could you? Now those are man-hands... If you can put a bag over someones head... why not bag over hands?
If you're shallow enough to not bang her because of her hands, that's your problem.

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nice body ruined by oversized boobs.
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man hands ? you just passed the gay test.

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