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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-08-2012, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
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I just pooped corn....

.... is the text my beautiful delicate flower of a girlfriend just sent me. I'm such a lucky guy.



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i was chatting to a women when i worked in a call centre, she was telling me she sends texts of hers to her freinds, glad im not her freind, if my fiance texted me that all the love i have if her would be gone forever....simple as lol

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At least you know you have that level of connection, OP!
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Sorry, I taught her that trick.


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