So some random stranger gets stuck in the parking lot I'm plowing. He's in a 2wd pickup truck. He's stuck and not going anywhere. He flags me down. Here's the conversation.
Him: Hey, I'm stuck, can you help me out?
Me: Sure, I've got to get the rest of this lot plowed, then I can start working on the area you're stuck in.
Him: can you just pull me out?
Me: No, my insurance doesn't cover that if your truck gets damaged. Can you just dig yourself out?
Him: I don't know, can I borrow a shovel?
Me: Let me get this straight- You decided to take a 2wd truck out in a blizzard and not bring a shovel or any means to get yourself out if you get stuck?
Me: (been at it for 14 hours and grumpy) If I stopped to help every retard without a brain I would never get these lots done. I'm going to clear out the rest of the lot, and if you're still here, I'll help get you out on one condition. You go home and don't come back out til tomorrow.
Him: I can't do that, I need to find something to eat.
Me: You're driving a 30k dollar truck and you have no food?
Him: Yeah, I don't like to cook.
Me: I don't like to help those that don't help themselves. You have 20 minutes to get yourself out or I'm calling a tow truck. Then you'll pay 158 bucks to get your truck out of impound. Have a nice day.
He called someone and they pulled him out. There were cars off the road everywhere. It was Day of the Retards!
Kirk is a total dick.