im lost......... how are you guys putting all that stuff in your signature box?............ im not an idiot with computers but i just can not figure it out. i want to put up photos and such but havent a clue how to do it. please help this retard

Originally posted by goat
im lost......... how are you guys putting all that stuff in your signature box?............ im not an idiot with computers but i just can not figure it out. i want to put up photos and such but havent a clue how to do it. please help this retard Photo Shop. Good luck. Look how good mine is :cryin

ok but how do you get it from photo shop to the block? did i just show my ignorance with that question?

Make somthing 630x119, send it to the sig. section in pictures.
When its approved, go to your user cp, under sig type the url of your pic begin it with () and end with( )
:beer :beer :beer

Note: remove the Quotations

so what youre telling me is that i cant just use a photo on my computer like with the avater. like the method you use when attaching a pic to a thread?

oh i get it now......... thank you sir.....youre a gentleman and a scholar.

Originally posted by goat
so what youre telling me is that i cant just use a photo on my computer like with the avater. like the method you use when attaching a pic to a thread?
No it has to be a URL. I updated my post so look up ^^^
:beer :beer :beer

Originally posted by goat
so what youre telling me is that i cant just use a photo on my computer like with the avater. like the method you use when attaching a pic to a thread?
So if you already know how to load an Avatar why dont you have one. Makes me wonder???????????:yesnod :beer :beer

Originally posted by Wheatman
So if you already know how to load an Avatar why dont you have one. Makes me wonder???????????:yesnod :beer :beer

need 30 posts..:fact

im working on it........almost there

Originally posted by AnonymousR1
need 30 posts..:fact
I know. just alot of newbs asking weird ?s
almost like the forum big boys are just
messing with us.:fact :beer :beer

hmmm was that a shot?...... was it really that wierd?

Originally posted by goat
hmmm was that a shot?...... was it really that wierd?
Its all good, just alot of weird crap happens around here.
:fact :beer :beer

3 more!:hellobye :beer :beer

Originally posted by Wheatman
3 more!:hellobye :beer :beer

:moto: :moto: :lol

mr. wheat........you work on nissans?........i have a z. might you know the answer to a problem?

Originally posted by goat
mr. wheat........you work on nissans?........i have a z. might you know the answer to a problem?

Sell it and buy a kia:crash :crash

once you see the avatar, youre gonna be so disapointed

Originally posted by goat
mr. wheat........you work on nissans?........i have a z. might you know the answer to a problem?
Yes :beer :beer

no for real.....can you?.....not a big deal.......ive locked myself our of my 350z 4 times now....if you shut off the car, and get out... the doors automatically lock after like a minute... there have been 4 times now that i got out and left the keys on the seat and the doors locked on their own with the ignition off...... it only has happened 4 times in a year or so... is that normal.....i cant find anything in the book on it.... i wonder if one of my neighbors keyfob is tripping off my car?

building posts............sorry

it has arrived

:fact
http://www.allpar.com/reviews/photos/korpix/rio-back.jpg

Originally posted by goat
it has arrived

:bash :butt :lol :finger

that was harsh...... told you it would be disapointing......

Originally posted by goat
that was harsh...... told you it would be disapointing......

Consult wheatman for some nice :boobies &:butt avatars.. I know that mofo has a nice stash.. His avatars are by far the best on the forum..:rock

obviously the kia isnt yours....cali plates...your in virginia........... i dont get the joke...... wheat had one..... did you?

got ya the goat..... i see....... i like the kia prop comedy better

Quite laying the keys in the seat! if you leave the keys in the ignition the car wont lock. Does your Z have GPS? The reason i ask is there are a ton of settings that can be set.:beer :beer

Originally posted by AnonymousR1
Sell it and buy a kia:crash :crash

That was my joke...

Tough crowd :(..

This is my ride..

i dont leave them on the seat intentionally... they fall out of my pocket......... its not like it happens all the time... 4 in a year.... but ill walk to my front door and realize the keys fell out because i cant open my front house door....literallly turn right around and go back and its locked.... not a huge deal..... just would like to turn off that setting if it is possible

Originally posted by goat
yeah i have the navigation..... i dont leave them on the seat intentionally... they fall out of my pocket......... its not like it happens all the time... 4 in a year.... but ill walk to my front door and realize the keys fell out because i cant open my front house door....literallly turn right around and go back and its locked.... not a huge deal..... just would like to turn off that setting if it is possible

You put the keys in your pocket before getting out of the car??

when i have things to carry out of the car........are you in the navy?

Originally posted by goat
when i have things to carry out of the car........are you in the navy?

No, why??

navy federal credit union?

Originally posted by goat
navy federal credit union?

:confused:

Yes I belong to them, why??

no reason

Originally posted by goat
no reason

Where are you looking up my plates?? How does that work? I haven't had those plates in about 6 months..

just making sure your story is legit..........nice car

Originally posted by goat
just making sure your story is legit..........nice car

Occupation: policia

Check my driving record :)

thought it would be funny to reveal " AnonymousR1's" true identity.......changed my mind... your anonymity is safe

Originally posted by goat
thought it would be funny to reveal " AnonymousR1's" true identity.......changed my mind... your anonymity is safe

Does my name show up on there since the car is leased??

of course it does

i dont think your address does though... i think the one on there is the banks.... although it would be easy to find the correct one is on your drivers license ......the d.l. number is attatched to your plate

Damn goat,
Youve been a member for one day and have 40 somthing post!
Pace yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:moto: :moto:
:beer :beer

like the new avatar

...

Originally posted by goat
like the new avatar

Better than the goat, but mix some :boobies in with it and then it will :rock ..heh

?

Originally posted by goat
that wasnt as funny the second time i read it

:cryin

you miss understood.......i had written something else in that post......after i read what i posted, it wasnt funny so i took it out

Originally posted by goat
you miss understood.......i had written something else in that post......after i read what i posted, it wasnt funny so i took it out

Oh ok.. me>:2bitchsla <me

i got it......... im not a dumb as you all thought.......well.....maybe not that far

i should crop it better

I was expecting to see a higher post count than 66 out of you today... I'm dissapointed!

Originally posted by AnonymousR1
I was expecting to see a higher post count than 66 out of you today... I'm dissapointed!

:iamwithst :beer :beer

no im ok now...... i wanted to break 30 that was all.... you wont get much out of me anymore........not looking to break any rookie of the year records........i had nothing better to do last night.... did one of you have a one day record that i was getting close to?.. you guys sure are concerned with my posting.......if you guys want autographs, i can personalize.....no extra charge

Just busten your chops Bro...
:beer :beer

:hellobye

/////

:crash

:lol I was in Fridays the other night.. And I had my PDA on me.. I guess someone near the resturant had a wireless connection.. I got on the internet and started watching porn and such.. Pretty cool shit.. But I sold the PDA to my friend so I could buy my new digital SLR.. :(

Ok goat now that youve figured out how to make a sig.
Take a pic with a Real camera and make it 630x119.

:yesnod :beer :beer

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i dont have a real one....and i dont have photoshop to put together other images....as soon as some other photos i submitted get approved ill chage it. ill get a camera soon and hook it up.....unless someone know of a photo program i can download that i could edit something cool with ill get started on it tonight and have something tomorrow

If you need help with making a cool pic just ask.

:cool: :beer :beer

so if i find say two or three cool pics you might be able to hook up a sig?

Originally posted by goat
so if i find say two or three cool pics you might be able to hook up a sig?

:yesnod

Originally posted by AnonymousR1
:yesnod
:yesnod :beer :beer

.........

:cool: :hellobye :beer :beer

Originally posted by goat
nice....you guys gonna be up a bit?.......... i have a fight that i need to go help with.... i wont be around for a while.......ill look for you when im done

:yesnod :thumbup

dont mean to get involved but here is alittle somen somen lol :crash

Not bad bro
:thumbup :beer :beer

wow thank you so much... its nice of you guys to do this....first here is the original of the car

next, although i think the one posted is cool, i was thinking of doing the chicago skyline with the yamaha tuning fork logo in the sky kinda like the "bat signal" you know what i mean? here are a couple skyline shots....which ever one works and or looks the best.

another

another one

yet another

last one

well there they are. im not going to insult anyone by putting up the tuning fork logo. i think you guys will understand what im thinking... but of course feel free to do whatever you like or what you think will look cool. again any and all help is greatly appreciated.

let me know if you like it or have any ideas with it

that is awesome...thanks so much.....i dont mean to be picky believe me i appreciate it.... can we lose the line on the left the sky limit one and maybe put in a picture of picotte on his yamaha kind of like anonymousr1 has of rossi on his....ill look for some of picotte. let me kinow if you fink one that will work better..thanks again!

heres one

heres two

#1 is the first choice but whichever is best............. can we write "goat" in like a copper or broze color.......... again dont mean to be picky... feel free to tell me to go to hell.. ill be happy with anything...

Im at work so i couldnt change the color or the typing, but i still can make it more bronze when i get home, just playing with some ideas right know. And i cant make it as good as the other pic of rossi i dont have the skills yet to do that. The guy that made it is very good hands down im no where near that lol. But im getting better lol. I dont mind you wanting to change things i injoy playing with Photoshop, and its your sig. Just keep the ideas clear so i can get a mental picture. But try to keep it simple ive only been doing this for about a month.

that is awsome....can you maybe replace the smaller one on the right with the third one i put up of picotte carrying the checkered flag?...you know kind of behind the other pic.....

yea ill remove the one that looks like he is doing a wheelie and put the checkered flag on in. ill do it tommorrow sometime.

very nice.... once again.. thank you sir.

What do you think?

i think its perfect... thank you so much!!

Good deal glad you like it.

Originally posted by goat
i think its perfect... thank you so much!!

Hey goat,

I threw something together this morning real quick while I was hungover! :thumbup

Don't know where that blue line came from...heh

Originally posted by AnonymousR1
Don't know where that blue line came from...heh

nice work man looks great ive got to figure out how to make those like that lol. :thumbup

Originally posted by gbrookie71
nice work man looks great ive got to figure out how to make those like that lol. :thumbup

Thanks man...

Here's the same one, but with "goat" a little longer...

Originally posted by gbrookie71
nice work man looks great ive got to figure out how to make those like that lol. :thumbup


All you need to do is match the background color of the forum and make the picture size a little bigger and then it looks like it is cut out around the bike's or other details.

See attached pic....

Although all sig pics should be 630 x 120 max in size per forum rules ?????????? these are a little bigger for the effect.

anyone know why they put the forum logo in my signature block?

Originally posted by goat
anyone know why they put the forum logo in my signature block?


When youupload a pic to the general photo gallery it does this, you need to upload your sig to the sig section of the gallery and it won't add the logo...

i thought i did...oh well... problem i think may be fixed now...... thanks to everyone for the help

what program are you guys using to make these?.... i need to pick it up and start learning

Adobe Photoshop!!