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Blokes, I have a little funny idea for all of you. It seems that reading another thread that the "Rider in Melbourne" thread got shitcanned for whoring. What say you that in our sigs we put a tag to this forum so that Australian riders know to come here? That way we can do what we like and noone need bother us. If you look at it this way, the more Australian riders that show up the better and the more that know about this area the better. Still there is to be no NWS stuff posted here and besides the fact that **** language is already banned. If you follow the rules the section should rock for Aussie riders. Also I think that the "Don't Flame" rule should stand. Lets make this forum rock shall we. It doesn't get the traffic it deserves.. Petrol

Originally posted by Petrol_spice Still there is to be no NSW stuff posted here and besides the fact that **** language is already banned Would you like to clarify this? Would be appreciated...

NO NUDIE PIX ****head! :lol

No nudie pics? hmmm. R u sure?

Y Try? Y-Try?

That was pretty clever.... maybe in english?

Don't push your luck!

ah ha, guys ive worked out your problem. petrol "meant" to say nws not nsw, which stands for not work safe. in other words no nudie pics. or for that matter foul language etc. now thank me for solving the riddle and kiss and make up. p.s of course NSW guys are welcome.:hellobye

Look. I dont know what your problem is... all I asked was if you could explain why you wrote "No NSW Stuff" and you have been nothing but a **** about it! I dont want to cause problems.... just asked for an explination!

read my explanation 2 posts up. you guys should agree to delete your posts. or petrol you should delete the thread.

Originally posted by Y-TRY Look. I dont know what your problem is... all I asked was if you could explain why you wrote "No NSW Stuff" and you have been nothing but a **** about it! I dont want to cause problems.... just asked for an explination! OH Shit! Sorry dude I just saw it. No NSW like NEW SOUTH WALSE. A thousand pardons Y-TRY! I'm a dick. Dude I'm so sorry!

No sweat Spice... you can buy me a beer next time you are in Syd! :)

hey what about thanks blur1?:lol :beer

and yes... thank you blur... if you want to be included I will let you buy me a beer too! lol. he he he

yeah im a thirsty old detective:sneaky :lol :beer :beer

Petrol,good idea in regards to the note in the sig section:thumbup

fight! :finger good idea spice, hopefully my sig now works?

I cant help to keep up the 4pages/day in the whore post so i would like if all the aussies could band together under king "postalot" (thats me:D) and keep the 4pages/day policy alive. Thanks you.

Originally posted by blur1 read my explanation 2 posts up. you guys should agree to delete your posts. or petrol you should delete the thread. fire starter:boom

I agree with the link to here in the sig. Thinking about putting in on my sig in other sights to link other R1 and maybe a few R6's here too! Nice!

Originally posted by skyjo fire starter:boom are you really as stupid as you come across??:confused:

Originally posted by blur1 are you really as stupid as you come across??:confused: do i? oh well....there we go with another insult and lack of manners. those that haven't done wrong have nothing to worry and wouldn't need to reply to that.

if a misunderstanding comes acrross, shouldn't u clear it up instead of resolving to insults and bad terms. i might have misunderstood, but at least i didn't insult u or Fvck u over. take a chill pill and be a little more happy instead of being always so serious and angry as u potray yourself to be especially in the other thread. no hard feelings k?

I think maybe we should close this thread off..... it has an anger vibe coming from it!

i hate you all :boom

no one cares...... ..I..

I don't know wtf is goin on in this thread, but I got to scroll my wheel on my mouse down like 20 times to get past that damn sig

Damn .....looks like someone needs root to relieve anger and stress......:confused: ......that means i should be one angry Mo-Fo :mad: ....thats better !! Petrol you know what you can do with your NSW descrimination , or was that NWS articles :sneaky We need some light humor and friendship in this forum Dom ....Hayley ...where are you ???? Jords has left us for the Bmx Squadron.

Originally posted by Daniel R1 Jords has left us for the Bmx Squadron. :lol

sorry bout that guys...didn't mean to bring things down

HEY GREGGY!! Now that I got ya attention:) Is this the kit you have fitted???

:lol @ Dan. BMX Sqruadron. hahahah i'm laughing my arse off here. :lol :lol

Originally posted by Ozzy_R1_demon HEY GREGGY!! Now that I got ya attention:) Is this the kit you have fitted??? not exactly. i have their gear display unit but my electric quickshift is by techtronics. p.s the attention thingmade me laugh!:thumbup :lol

Originally posted by skyjo if a misunderstanding comes acrross, shouldn't u clear it up instead of resolving to insults and bad terms. i might have misunderstood, but at least i didn't insult u or Fvck u over. take a chill pill and be a little more happy instead of being always so serious and angry as u potray yourself to be especially in the other thread. no hard feelings k? hang on a minute,YOU called ME a firestarter. what the f@ck do you call that if its not a insult?? i helped 2 people resolve a problem with a typing error that they didnt see and helped them to see that it was a mistake, which by the way petrol who made the mistake apologised for. what the f@ck did i do wrong there??:2bitchsla dont be so quick to judge unless you are willing to be judged.:yesnod

Originally posted by blur1 my electric quickshift is by techtronics. p.s the attention thing made me laugh!:thumbup :lol Thanks bro :thumbup :lol What 's the difference between the translogic shift kit,and the techtronics kit you have??? PS:The place that I found that sells the kit is based in the U.S,but I remember you mentioned that you go yours directally from UK(which after reading about them,thats where they're from)-do you remember where you picked yours up from??? Cheers. :beer PS:Yeah Greg,you are a firestarter...look at all those mods you have on your bike..no fair:cryin :lol

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ozzy_R1_demon [B]Thanks bro :thumbup :lol What 's the difference between the translogic shift kit,and the techtronics kit you have??? PS:The place that I found that sells the kit is based in the U.S,but I remember you mentioned that you go yours directally from UK(which after reading about them,thats where they're from)-do you remember where you picked yours up from??? they are basically the same but translogic didnt have them when i got my techtronics. the sensor rod for the techtronics in my opinion is constructed better. you can compare them both next time you see me as my gear display unit uses the translogic one, so in other words i have both. and by the way my $5700 rims are now paid for and should be here late next week hopefully. god i love being single. oh yeah try www.techtronics.co.uk :lol :beer :lol

CHILL PEEPS.... Dun worry now it is water under the bridge... in future plz make sure that you get up on the RIGHT side of the bed in the morning before posting.. no more of this getting up on the wrong side then posting aggressive and insulting posts. Remember kids.... its all about the LOVE! :D:D:D

your always getting the last word in arnt you Adam:yesnod hang on looks like i just did :lol:lol

Originally posted by Ozzy_R1_demon HEY GREGGY!! Now that I got ya attention:) Is this the kit you have fitted??? How exactly do those things work?

water under the bridge sounds good to me, wadya say greggy?

As far as sleds go, WE ARE ALL BLUR1's BEETCHES! :yesnod

Originally posted by Petrol_spice How exactly do those things work? petrol, the unit is triggered by a pressure sensitive shift rod that replaces the stock one and electronically cuts pulse to the ignition to allow full throttle clutchless upshifts without damaging the gearbox while at the same time shifting quicker than a humun using the clutch ever could. it saves 6-8 feet per gearchange and makes a r1 gearbox silky smooth. of all the mods i have (and i have numerous :sneaky ) the electric quickshift is my favorite.:yesnod

Originally posted by skyjo water under the bridge sounds good to me, wadya say greggy? as soon as you apologise for calling me a firestarter when all i was trying to do was help out 2 forum members that missunderstood each other, then it will sound good to me.:vanish

ok skyjo, maybe this is also a missunderstanding. to me firestarter means arguement starter. what did you intend it to mean?

Originally posted by blur1 petrol, the unit is triggered by a pressure sensitive shift rod that replaces the stock one and electronically cuts pulse to the ignition to allow full throttle clutchless upshifts without damaging the gearbox while at the same time shifting quicker than a humun using the clutch ever could. it saves 6-8 feet per gearchange and makes a r1 gearbox silky smooth. of all the mods i have (and i have numerous :sneaky ) the electric quickshift is my favorite.:yesnod I'll have to buy one of that then. What does it all cost?

Originally posted by Petrol_spice I'll have to buy one of that then. What does it all cost? depends if you want it with a plug in loom ,or a you hard wire it into your loom! i have the plug in loom (no cutting required). with our dollar stronger it would be a good time to buy. i think it is 333 pounds sterling. a lot of money yes but :boobies are cheap down here so i save on them. :lol check out here www.techtronics.co.uk

Originally posted by blur1 ok skyjo, maybe this is also a missunderstanding. to me firestarter means arguement starter. what did you intend it to mean? hehe, aiight...sorry bout that. ok? well, firestarter is actually a direct translation from a slang used in cantonese(chinese) which is probably the same as the english term "pouring oil onto the fire" ....... fueling an argument i guess it would mean. either that or trying to set someones house and pants on fire:lol by the way, i'm riding an 02 and have been doing only clutchless changes from 1st to 2nd to 3rd gear as i find this eliminates the problem of a bad gear change which most ppl experience once in awhile from 1st to 2nd. what can that electric gear shift do for that? cheers mate

Originally posted by skyjo hehe, aiight...sorry bout that. ok? well, firestarter is actually a direct translation from a slang used in cantonese(chinese) which is probably the same as the english term "pouring oil onto the fire" ....... fueling an argument i guess it would mean. either that or trying to set someones house and pants on fire:lol by the way, i'm riding an 02 and have been doing only clutchless changes from 1st to 2nd to 3rd gear as i find this eliminates the problem of a bad gear change which most ppl experience once in awhile from 1st to 2nd. what can that electric gear shift do for that? cheers mate save your gearbox, thats what it will do. and you dont roll off the throttle.

Originally posted by blur1 save your gearbox, thats what it will do. and you dont roll off the throttle. but gearboxes are so cheap :confused:

care to define "save the gear box" in more depth? cause since i started clutchless shifting, there has been no crunching, missed shifting, or jumping of gears. interested to know, than maybe i can save for one if it's worth the money

Just curious Eujinn...why do you feel is necessary to have to change gears without the clutch when youre riding?? I mean I know alot of guys do it at trackdays/racing etc(myself included),but personally on the normal roads I dont think its that important-that extra split second it takes to use the clutch to save it, and my gearbox:fact Anyways,thats just me:D Its offical..my 250 is gone..sold..finally:jump Unfortunatley alot of the cash has to goto paying off this computer which I have on intrest free until June...still thinking of getting my one piece suit with some of the cash,then saving up the difference for the computer payment:p Cheers. :thumbup

OK i just thought id check out this OZ section on the forum i come in and see a post that says read first ??? OK i do first up some guy says no one from NSW im thinkin F*%k yourself too but later some one says it means NWS ok that problem solved im ok with a typo then its like everyone wants to pay out on every one and then DANIEL R1 hope i spelt it right mate i take offence to your picture saying about the less fortunate people in the world (the retard and special olympic"s) come on thats a bit low . People in here could have relations like that they get enough of a hard time in the real world on a day to day basis from others snickering under their breathe about there looks.walking,talking well you know what i mean so surely we could keep things like that out of a forum if not could some one say so now as i wont be back into the OZ section again Yes i had a relative who had dementure and was a "retard" so this hit a little close to home i dont want to argue on the subject just think even as a joke it was below the belt So please think before anything like that is posted again other wise keep it safe I"ll go and check others topics out now Cheers

First up, Yammie, it was a joke. I have a very close friend who’s daughter has serible paulsy (if that’s how you spell it) and another friend who’s daughter has Rett Syndrome that may be contsrewed by people as a form of being spastic. I know Dan personally, and so do the majority of the people on this board, and he has nothing against people with a disability, except those who can’t take a joke. :lol (that was another joke dude) And as for your NSW/NWS comment, who cares? Not even the NSW people cared. You’ve been here 5 minutes and you’ve already said what terrible people we are. You don’t even know us, and with comments like yours, I’m not sure we want to get to know you. I reckon you’re a bit high strung. Maybe you didn’t like the comment, simple, don’t post and if you see fit, don’t come back to this thread. Otherwise, relax, get to know people and don’t bring your flaming here! :rant end rant Pete, it doesn’t actually hurt the gearbox or clutch to shift up through the gears without the clutch. The gearboxes in our bikes are dogboxes, and are designed to be able to take it. So you won’t pop a gearbox by doing that. I don’t use the clutch when changing up except from 1st to 2nd. But some people do, some people don’t. You should always use the clutch when changing down the gears though. If you don’t, then it places undue stress on the clutch as the engine revs try to match the wheel speed. And it also places stress on the dog gears because you will be forcing the shifter because you are in a gear and there is still pressure on that gear. I wrote a whole essay thing on this having an argument with some d!ck in the technical forum, so if you want go in there have a look for a gear changes w/o clutch thread. Morning to everyone else, another kind of lovely day in Melbourne. :lol :lol

Originally posted by jjjr6 First up, Yammie, it was a joke. I have a very close friend who’s daughter has serible paulsy (if that’s how you spell it) and another friend who’s daughter has Rett Syndrome that may be contsrewed by people as a form of being spastic. I know Dan personally, and so do the majority of the people on this board, and he has nothing against people with a disability, except those who can’t take a joke. :lol (that was another joke dude) And as for your NSW/NWS comment, who cares? Not even the NSW people cared. You’ve been here 5 minutes and you’ve already said what terrible people we are. You don’t even know us, and with comments like yours, I’m not sure we want to get to know you. I reckon you’re a bit high strung. Maybe you didn’t like the comment, simple, don’t post and if you see fit, don’t come back to this thread. Otherwise, relax, get to know people and don’t bring your flaming here! :rant end rant :iamwithst Morning to all :hellobye well if anyone watches part of the Targa Tasmania on T.V. (thats even if it is telecast) and you happen to see Steven Richards car (escort white with silver roll cage, engine bay etc) then think of me as i was working on the fvckin thing till 1.30 am tuesday morning :(.... no wonder i feel like crap....but atleast the thing looks awesome:yesnod catch up with you all during the day:thumbup

jjjr6 look what i wrote i realised it was a "typo" but look at it this way 1st time in and its the first post that people read maybe someone gets off there ass and deletes the posts ???? And even "dogbox"s" are sposed to be changed with the clutch there is no arguement with this go and read your owners manual it says there you can go and even ask a truck mechanic they have dogbox"s in most and they"ll tell you the same use the clutch by not useing they clutch in your bike you wear your selector fork its a personal thing to use or not to use i only use my clutch from 1st to 2nd unless raceing the its all cluthless shifts you can also down shift by bliping the throttle to match revs with road speed for a smooth cluthless down shift

yes but as i wrote in the other thread where i had this arguement with the other guy, you may not blip the throttle to the right revs when you don't use the clutch, therfore screwing up the bike's stablilty under brakes, and wearing out the clutch and the dog gears. When you use the clutch, you take unnecassary stress off it and have a better chance of matching the revs to the wheel speed. Yamaha says that in their owners manual to save their arse in warranty claims. Look at v8 supercars, which also have dogboxes in them. Do they use the clutch when they change up? no. do they use the clutch when they change down? yes. exactly the same principles apply. "i only use my clutch from 1st to 2nd" is what i mentioned before. I also have a friend in Adelaide who has a Chalak dogbox in their WRX, which I have driven. Same priniples apply in that too. The exception with that car is it has launch control so the clutch is used when changin up, only to cut the pulse to the ignition so flat changes are possible without overrevving the engine. (rev limiter has been raised) otherwise for street driving, no clutch is used for changing up. Use some punctuation also, i don't know where your sentences start and end. And it is dogboxes, not dogbox's. What do the dogboxes own that makes an apostrophe necassary? :lol (that was a joke dude, at your expense, but a joke none the less)

:corn :beer hmmmm i think this popcorn needs a little more butter:p:p

Thats correct about the V8 supercars with there gearboxes but do you know how often they get rebuilt ??? Its like after every race meeting some drivers go thru 2 or 3 gearbox per week end.So it can"t be to healthy not useing the clutch,it all comes down to how easy you are on the box its self

that is actually incorrect. They do not get rebuilt and they do not go through gearboxes. How often do you see a driver pull out of a race due to the gearbox? Never. And I'll tell you why - they all use Hollingers, Hollingers are bulletproof. They have a lifetime warranty. If a Hollinger breaks they replace all the dog gears free of charge. If you were using a $15,000 gearbox and you broke 3 in a weekend, you would be looking a the way you drove it! Mark Noske broke 1 of only 2 that I know have ever broken at Calder Park in a test and he farked it good 'cause he can't drive. I guarantee you no driver breaks 3 a weekend. Most teams have 3 for a 2 car team, and none of them ever break. And it has been this way for almost 10 years, since the inception of the category. I am 100% confident if you emailed a v8 team and asked them the turnover of g/boxes, they would say next to none. :fact Dom, how's the popcorn? :lol :lol :corn :beer

You better email DJR then because they are the worse team in the V8 field with gearbox breakage then followed by FPV, The V8 cars have complete engine rebuilts every 3 races unless they blow in between times also. Before you start on a subject like the V8 cars you better know some facts and not your thoughts or someone else"s thought s

Originally posted by Ozzy_R1_demon Just curious Eujinn...why do you feel is necessary to have to change gears without the clutch when youre riding?? I mean I know alot of guys do it at trackdays/racing etc(myself included),but personally on the normal roads I dont think its that important-that extra split second it takes to use the clutch to save it, and my gearbox:fact Anyways,thats just me:D :thumbup hey pete, well, sometimes when shifting from 1st to 2nd, like most ppl have experienced... there can be some unwanted noise and crunching of gears. if i'm going slow or normal, i would use the clutch as the lower the revs, the less likely it is to crunch the gears from 1st to 2nd. but i seldom leave the lights slow and love to zip around... so clutchless changes help save the crunching of me gears at 8,000rpm. if u change gears b4 3-4k rpm in the revs, clutching is better i reckon....but even if i'm going slow....i give it a bitta a rev and back off a fraction just to do a cluchless change. i find it really smooth and faster as well. anyway, that's just me as well.... cheers

Engine? we are talking about gearboxes knob! At what point did we start talking about engines? Man you’re a dumbass!! And I have emailed Lowndsey asking him how often the team goes through gearboxes, and I will put his reply up here. I used to speak to him frequently via email when i was younger, and still have his email in my contacts. A lot of the people I used to race karts against either drive v8’s or v8 Lites (Will Power, Alex Davison, Andre Morgan, Wil Davison, Paul Dumbrell) and a lot of other people around the traps are heavily involved with the V8’s. Keep going mate, you're making a great first impression on everyone. :ugh

by the way yammie, i learnt to do clutchless changes from my buddy rick who's a genius at r1s as that's his job and has been his passion since forever. i'm sure if anyone knew what would and wouldn't kill a bikes components, he would! anyway, thanks for all the input from the rest of ya guys about the clutchless changes....will have to discuss with rick again and see if there really are any bad after tastes.

this post is just so i reach the 400 post mark. :lol i might as well add that i'm dying to see torque right after work...anyone wanna join me and rick at anderson theater tonight?

hahah Nice one Eujinn. hahaha. what time are you going?

by the way jords, how come no one is using chitity chat anymore and everyone seems to have migrated here?

i'm meeting rick at 6:30 at my house in caulfield to have dinner at this awesome place in richmond....then just head over to andersons to get ticket either b4 or after dinner. u want me to get a ticket for u or do u wanna join us for dinner as well?

mmmmm i need more :corn :lol:lol anyway i will not venture an opinion on the whole shifting without a clutch topic as i know practically nothing about, but i can find out about it as most of you know i do some work for the valvoline cummins group and the guy that i work with used to be part of their race team.... so gimmie until tomorrow:thumbup

no idea mate. No doubt we'll be all over the shop now that we have a whole section to rule. :owned :rock

so u wanna join us tonight jords?

Originally posted by yammie You better email DJR then because they are the worse team in the V8 field with gearbox breakage then followed by FPV, The V8 cars have complete engine rebuilts every 3 races unless they blow in between times also. Before you start on a subject like the V8 cars you better know some facts and not your thoughts or someone else"s thought s Who cares what a V8 supercars does. This is a bike forum if ya want to get exited about V8 Supercars best you head of to www.v8supercar.com.au. Heres the facts plain and simple. All of have done quite a few klms on our bikes, almost all of us dont use the clutch after 2nd gear going up. Now in the five brand new bikes i have had (90,000klm)not one has had gearbox trouble and there were counless wheelies there too. Im pretty sure most of us are in the same boat. And im with JJJ here the hollinger is the strongest box on the market for circuit use. Failures are so rare its a joke. As for emailing DJR or FPV maybe we could ask them why week in week out you guys are getting canned for, i mean cmon these teams are almost the wealthiest in the paddock. I think their problems runs deeper than gearboxes. I mean they are "destroying them" and yet the other teams that are winning still dont use the clutch and seem to be winning. Maybe we should post more "offesive pics" so Yammie dosent post here any more.:butt

dom, can you pass us the :corn ? yammie, dude, you should :makeout and make up :D

heres some :corn for ya Mick..... but the :beer stays with me :D

Bang on the money Troy. :thumbup Eujinn, sorry mate, I won't be home till about 7pm tonight, doing an easy 40km roll after work, so I won't be able to make it in time. Thanks for the offer though. Tell me how it is, it looks pretty wanky, but I could be wrong. :lol :lol

please nice or the man will shut the thread down

Originally posted by 4NIKTOR but the :beer stays with me :D Originally posted by Petrol_spice please nice or the man will shut the thread down you heard the man, share the :beer :finger

Nice one Bruva!

Originally posted by Lord_Phat you heard the man, share the :beer :finger you trying to get me in trouble here Mick?? :beer 's all round :thumbup

Originally posted by 4NIKTOR you trying to get me in trouble here Mick?? :beer 's all round :thumbup not my fault you don't play well with others :p

bike back yet dude?

i play extremely well with others thank you very much:yesnod (aslong as the others are of human female variety)

Originally posted by jjjr6 bike back yet dude? when i get it back, there will be a new thread entitled "THANK****INGJESUSMYBIKEISBACK" :D until then, i will be :cryin and :beer and :boobies

hahah nice mate, nice. :thumbup

wow, just had the craziest day of programming, thank god it's finally over. jords, we're having dinner at 7pm, but probably only watching the movie around 9-10.... gimme a buzz if u wanna come out for a ride and the movie...me number is 0401333743

no worries mate, will do. I already have your number from a while back. But thanks anyway. :thumbup

hmmm spelling= cerebal as for dogboxes, dont think our gearboxes are "true" dogboxes:sleep

Hi guys:hellobye Well where do I start. Have read through the past few pages,and bythe looks of things-it seems that YAMMIE feels the need to put his 0.2cents worth into eery conversation-when as we all know,its just not wanted..or accurate. Sorry to have to start on a harsh not there buddy,but the regulars here know each other fairly well,so any pics that are posted that MAY seem offensive to some members just dropping by the regulars know exactally what was meant,and Im sure wouldnt have taken any offence to the pics.If you doubt this in any way,simply have a read through the 7200 or so posts we had in the original locals section,then you may get a better idea. If you have a problem with any pics that are attached,go sook to a mod..but remember some of the pics have even been posted by th mods in other section,and are FREQUENTLY used by other members in many Topics:fact As far as your concern about gearboxes-1-Some of the members from this section have the knowledge and ability to rebuild complete bikes,so your opinion on what you think is and isnt good for a bike isnt quite upto that standard. 2-In regards to reffering to the owners manual,if thats how you are (ie"the owners manual says.....")you shouldve saved your time buying a R1,and stuck to something like a BMR cruiser,as Im sure most of us here do follow the manual in many ways,but unlike yourself-we dont live by it:dunno Moving onto your concerns about V8 Supercars,although Id HATE to admit it(I know he'll never let this down:p)-but Troy's opinion of going to the V8 supercars site was the best idea ive ever heard from a gixxer rider(Comeon Troy,I had to put a comment somewhere). So feel free to visit that site,and vent your wealth of knowledge on someone that cares:thumbup Im not going to share my opinion on this matter(V8 Supercars),because unlike some I dont claim to know all about everything,so I'll leave that topic to the experts.(but if its DJR having the problems,and Amrbose is winning on the other side of the fence in a Ford..maybe its the drivers???:eek: ) Finally,by all means its great that youve got a R1 and enjoy riding..but in future,please save your :ugh for somewhere where its appreciated:yesnod Have a nice day. :thumbup PS:Just thought...thank god Haylez hasnt stumbled accross this Yammie dude yet,he's in for an ear bashing when she gets wind of some of the friendly comments he's made:lol

[i]Originally posted by Ozzy_R1_ PS:Just thought...thank god Haylez hasnt stumbled accross this Yammie dude yet,he's in for an ear bashing when she gets wind of some of the friendly comments he's made:lol [/B] Right thats it...... 4 pages of crap, absolute crap..... you guys winge more than 10 eighteen year old girls with PMS who are in need of a good root:fact besides Who gives a fat rats arse about clutchless and clutch gear changes..... Lets be like Mick and just stay in first...... Besides I find using the clutch strengthens my left hand and wrist.... And Sammy doesnt mind either :sneaky And Yammie this is no affence to Handicaped people, as my mum cares for a thirty year old girl who had a brain injury when she was little(who is a real sweety), as well as working at a hostel for elderly and handicapped people...... But if you dont want to use a clutch... Buy a wheel chair..... the only time I dont use the clutch is because I've racked tooo many lines before riding, but thats a different story........ Now shut the fu*k up all of you and talk about something interesting..... Like the size of Jordans Willy........ (dont know where that came from) Get a rabbit up ya :fire Hayles

Originally posted by chickr1 Now shut the fu*k up all of you and talk about something interesting..... Like the size of Jordans Willy........ (dont know where that came from) when in ****s name did that become interesting!? :confused:

Hayllez....TOO much info there on Jord's willy:no :lol

Originally posted by Lord_Phat when in ****s name did that become interesting!? :confused: Umm dont know.... Well to Jords maybe..... I imagine its got a bit of lycra burn, from all the cycling..... :fire And Jords, just get a new chain and sprokett.... and be done with it..... If you cant afford it, I suggest being a man whore, and Dom can be your pimp......... oh look I just found a picture of Jords and Warren (Dom) at it again...... those boys......:no :no

LMAO:lol

Hey boys and girls ...well i went to see TORQUE on my own last night ...i have no friends :( My opinion ....WORST S**T i have ever seen ....do yourself a favor and watch Biker Boys before you think about this crap....first 10 min was awsome ..great twistie and bike action ..i thought it was going to be a great film ....nice chicks , average Vtwin Bikes ..no R1'S:bash Then they turned to special effects that were way too far out and just ruined a possibly good film ......why does every one insist on pulling a Fast And Furious or Matrix on there films...it would have been so much better and believable if they just had normal people riding even if the stunts wern't out of this planet , atleast they would have been believable . F**king Dumb*rses. :ugh My 2 cents on the clutch discussion ...i clutch between 1st and 2nd always upshifts , downshifts ...definately a must . Dom ...popcorn is fattening ...think about your waist line buddy :finger . Hey to everyone else ...Jordi , Hayley , Eujin , Greg , Pete , Rick , Petrol and anyone else i have un intentionally forgotten :hellobye

hahah Hayles did you raid our houses to get that pic? I thought it was private. :lol :lol :lol Morning to all. Bummer about TORQUE being sh1t (like it was ever going to be good. hahaaha)

Crap Jordan.....i told you not to show that pic to anyone:no :lol Welcome back Haylz:hellobye well my computer is freaking out again so i think i may need a new hard drive:( hopefully it will hold out for the rest of the day:yesnod

ever though the workout your hdd gets from the post whoring is what causes the problems warren? :eek:

:lol bloody virgin 5 cent computers. :lol :lol

:boobies :boobies :boobies I thought you boys would much rather be talking about girls "CRUTCHES" rather than bikes "CLUTCHES"...... You're all gay....:p By the way... where did the first pages of this thread go???? How the hell does this thread work????? Love ya's all...... And I agree with Hayley whole heartedly...get a rabbit..and a carrot up ya!!!!!!:finger :boobies :finger

you first. :owwn3d :yesnod

OH man.... *wipes tear from eye* i am soo proud of you guys... keeping the whoreboat afloat for me.. i am sooo proud of you guys.. This is for Yammie. WHODA****DOYOUTHINKYOUARE!!!!!! You dun know any of the people in here, so just go jump off a bridge.. i guarantee no-one in here will shed a tear. peace out to everyone else. :)

dan, to shay on the Torque movie. it was shlt ass. although, i beg to differ as u have said that there was not a single R1 in the movie. what do u think the bad gothic girl was riding at the end in the fight scene with the hot blonde that fixes bikes? too much drinking b4 the movie i presume dan? :lol cheers

hehehehehehe....HEY FRIENDS This is starting to get too tough trying to figure out where everyone is writing , don;t know which threat to look at . How about starting a new one and everyone sticking to it , that way we know where to go straight away for rides and bulls**t details. Well hope everyones weekend has been good , i finally did an oil change over the weekend ...can't believe how much better the bike changes gears , doesn't even seem as clunky in the gear box , i was about 2k over schedules oil change , used Motul oil instead of YamaS**t lube , cost twice as much but worth every scent . Well enough bull for now from me see you all during the day guys ...have a good one :thumbup Think about the new Thread and lets stick to it like the old one .

Morning all. Had an average weekend. Went for a good 3.5hr roll on saturday with a mate, and with my old man did 2hrs yesterday, but on Sunday I rode to the race and it had been cancelled!!!! So I cracked the sh1ts and rode to a train station and caught the train home. :lol and then had a domestic with my sister which i'm pretty upset about. so i reckon this week will be sh1t. later.

Morning everyone:hellobye Firstly i hope all you guys and gals had a great long weekend:yesnod mine wasnt to bad....ended up riding down to Lorne on Saturday to visit the g/f's sister who was staying down there for the week....it has been that long since i have had a pillion on the bike i had forgotten how fricken uncomfortable it is....especially over a prolonged period of time..... anyway Dan i found a little stretch of road in Lorne that is a beauty.....8 kms of great twisties without any traffic....next time we head down that way you will have to check it out..... i think it is a road that heads down to Erskine Falls (or something like that :dunno ) Jords....sorry to hear your race was cancelled..... Anyway catch up with rest of you during the day :thumbup

yeah i think i know which one it is buddy ...i rolled my Escort coming from Erskine Falls about 15 years ago there , nice road to , we'll have to go for sure next time we ride down :thumbup

heya peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome back Adam :beer ouch.....Dan thatr musta hurt:yesnod

well.... back on da forum anyways. hehehe. dun land back on good 'ole aussie soil til the 6th of Feb... anyone know of a good deal on an R6?

Originally posted by Daniel R1 I rolled my Escort about 15 years ago there , I was 9 years old then:lol Hi all:D

COMEON!!!!!!!!! where the fug is everyone!!! what has happened here! i mean all was going so well when i left, we had a 4page per day policy! now we're lucky to get 4 posts per day! Jords, dom, pete, dan, eujinn... COME BACK! dammit post people!

no. hahahaha :lol :lol

:p

why not? :confused:

Ummm...Im with Jords..No:lol

PRICKS!!!!! Fugging start posting! :mad:

hjahhahh just to sh1t you. hahah and it's working. :lol :lol

:hellobye

Well then... i think i have a few things to say about that. When i get to Melbs, here is who i am NOT buying beers for. 1)Jords (dammit post dude) thats is all so far, no-one else has intentionally tried to fug me off! Pay the price now wont you jords... MUHAHAHAHA (evil laugh) Peace bros :thumbup

mmmmmm :beer :D

i don't even drink anyway. so big deal. :lol :lol come on small fry, where is your comeback to that? :lol :lol

fine then......... i'll hit ya where it hurts...... I AM NOT BUYING YOU ANY MACCAS BIG BOY!!!! how do you like them apples! :lol :lol

i dont think he eats Maccas anymore either....what with all his training for the deadly treadly n all..... he is missing out on the fun things in life now and become healthy....poor boy:no :lol

hahah spot on Dom. if you wanted to hurt me mate, you'd have to not buy me tuna in spring water or something. hahahaha or maybe not buy me an apple or some grapes or a sustagen. hahahaha you're gonna have to do better than that fatso maccas eater. hahaha :lol :lol :finger

how about i just laugh at you for buying the Geelong carbon Craft Carbon front guard!!! :lol :lol :lol

:yesnod :lol :lol :finger good one Adam

hahahah how about you try to laugh after i've punched you in the face numerous times? below the belt don't you think?

:corn where Dom when you need him ..i have a chair for you buddy !!:rant

mmmmm :corn.....now all i need is a :beer.....thanx for the seat Dan:thumbup

hahah i'll knock your a$$ out of that chair too skinny boy. :lol :bash

oooooooooo.......here we go.....Tyre Fryers Rumble......:D :corn:beer

Dom, remember I am 5 minutes walk away from you right now. :lol :bash

such tension and aggrevation i am sensing from you this morning Jordan.....sure you havent started visiting Dan's chemist of late?? :p:p:p:p :lol:lol

hahaha nah i'm fine. :p

so much h8 he's just angry because he rides teh little weeny r6 it's ok jords, im sure ari will give you a hug :D

and i'm still faster than you. :lol :lol

you're faster than a man with no gearbox!?! :bow

:lol

i'm faster than you even if you had a million gearboxes. :lol :finger

obviously you would Jords.... i mean a million gearboxes is a severe weight disadvantage:dunno

there can be only one :epimp

and as for your h8 comment, as you can see I am well dedicated to hating. :lol :lol

and Dom, remember only 5 minutes walk mate. :bash :2bitchsla

trying to get dom excited with your silky smooth legs again? :D

what he chooses to do with a picture of my leg is up to him. :lol :lol *check under his bed.....*

Originally posted by Lord_Phat trying to get dom excited with your silky smooth legs again? :D as you have been the first to notice and comment on this Mick i think it would be safe to assume that you are the one that has become sexcited over that image:yesnod

oh man this is funny shit.. saved me a seat did ya dan.. oh hell i am gonna jump in. Nah those legs are really his mums... he threw it in for his own pleasure. :lol

:boobies :boobies :boobies I'm totally bored and feel i have to step in here......just remember those "teeny weeny" R6's have more corner speed than you R1 riders can handle..:fact So... when you all want some fun, high speed cornering...get an R6 up ya...sorry... i meant underneath ya....(been reading too many of Hayley's posts.....:finger :boobies :finger

ooooooo....heading into the dark and mirky depths of incest are we Adam....i best leave this topic to the experts................Mick??? :p:p:p

Originally posted by 4NIKTOR ooooooo....heading into the dark and mirky depths of incest are we Adam....i best leave this topic to the experts................Mick??? :p:p:p yes brother? :hellobye

hahahah. I have a recliner, none of that chair crap Dan has. :lol :corn

Originally posted by Lord_Phat yes brother? :hellobye :lol:lol:lol:lol you got me there:yesnod :lol:lol:lol:lol i cant stop laughing!!

stop arguing boys... and go get me my pipe and slippers!!! :lol

Originally posted by 4NIKTOR :lol:lol:lol:lol you got me there:yesnod :lol:lol:lol:lol i cant stop laughing!! :owwn3d

DOM... MIKE.. Give it over and go get ya father his pipe and slippers! (thats me) :lol :lol

yeah good one mate. :lol quality.

i thoguht so too.... good to see someone appreciate true flaming. :lol

Originally posted by R1GIRL :boobies :boobies :boobies I'm totally bored and feel i have to step in here......just remember those "teeny weeny" R6's have more corner speed than you R1 riders can handle..:fact So... when you all want some fun, high speed cornering...get an R6 up ya...sorry... i meant underneath ya....(been reading too many of Hayley's posts.....:finger :boobies :finger i seem to remember someone commenting about a serious loss of power? i wonder who that was? :D

I would say get a 750, but i would get sooo flamed right now. so i will just sit in the corner and laugh at both of you.

Originally posted by Lord_Phat i seem to remember someone commenting about a serious loss of power? i wonder who that was? :D It was me, when the batteries died in my vibrator...... Damn it....

Originally posted by chickr1 It was me, when the batteries died in my vibrator...... Damn it.... sam get it lodged behind his colon again?

Originally posted by Lord_Phat i seem to remember someone commenting about a serious loss of power? i wonder who that was? :D mmmmm:D :boobies :D .....not sure either.. If i remember I'll let you know..;) :boobies ;)

whoa i just dropped by this thread n i cant catch any shit of what you guys r talking bout....hmm

Gees..and I thought this WASNT the whore section:lol..looks like there are two post whore sections now with all the :bs you guys(and girls)have been talking today...shame on you all. I think I speak for everyone when I say this weather we're having gives the the Shyts!! *guess its not so bad for Haylez,as she can polish up on her vibe skills:p* After being severly stressed out the last few days waiting for the cheque to clear for the sale of my 250,it cleared on Wednesday*was put in on Thursday*:jump Everytime I look at my bank balance and see the :dollar sign,I have to :rant at myself for a moment,becuase the first thing I think of is "buy buy buy buy" Hope all is well with everyone-Dan is buffin up,Dom is workin his butt off to do more track days(and get my bike painted-he he he),Ari is organizing my finance for an 04 R1,Hayley is..umm...yeah we all know what Hayley is doing:sneaky,Jords is sweating it out on the pushy,Ad's is whoring as he does,Greg is spending another mill on his bike,Troy is still talking crap about gixxers:finger and anyone Ive missed...sorry,so have a :beer on me. Have a good weekend all.

doesnt look too good over here for the weekend for those in brisbane.... a big thunder storm is coming our way......argh not on a friday night.....shit.... seems like i have to readjust my schedule

Originally posted by Lord_Phat sam get it lodged behind his colon again? I think that was you mate...... your the big fat poofta bastard....:lol :lol And Picking on Ari, mate your really asking for it...... she's beat you on a vespa.... I agree the R6 is a wicked bike, I'd go heaps faster on it...... but riding bikes is like showjumping for me.....and I never trusted smaller horses cause they're the ones who used to ditch me into the bottom of fences..... The biggest horse I owned was the most trust worthy as is my R1, It constantly gets me out of trouble..... YES I HAVE BEEN DRINKING SO SHUT THE ***C UP!!!!!!

Originally posted by chickr1 YES I HAVE BEEN DRINKING SO SHUT THE ***C UP!!!!!! :lol Here Haylez,have another one :beer Another :beer Ok,1 more :beer No more..off to :sleep for you now:D

man i love haylz and her no shit attitude :fact

Don;t know why Ads ...your still going to get forked in the neck ....:lol :lol

nah.... she loves me enough not to fork me. (:dunno i hope)

Hey Hayles...where you been girl ???:crash :sneaky :dunno :finger

dan what are yu on??? :confused: i dun see her in here?

No Adam ...i was just asking when she reads this message , if she gets on during the weekend , and me on anything ?????? I think not buddy ...for i am way too pure to take any mind or body altering substances , it's against all my beliefs and religion ....i'm a Shaolin Budist Seventh Day Krishna. Peace be with you Brava:thumbup

really?? i have never met one of those. whats it like?

F***king tough buddy ...can't drink , can't root , can't swear but i am one with my Penis .....atleast i don't have to worry about helmet hair though . :bandit :cowboy Have a good weekend matey , i'm about to leave work for the weekend ...:jump :D

dont you worry i will have a kick ass weekend. :fact toodles my muscly friend!

Originally posted by Daniel R1 i am way too pure to take any mind or body altering substances , it's against all my beliefs and religion ....i'm a Shaolin Budist Seventh Day Krishna. Peace be with you Brava:thumbup :no Dan you really gotta stop breathing in all that Geelong air..I think its starting to get to you bro:eek: :lol Have a good one:thumbup PS:As for the substances bit...you kicked the roids have ya?? JUST JOKING!!!:bow

Originally posted by Daniel R1 No Adam ...i was just asking when she reads this message , if she gets on during the weekend , and me on anything ?????? I think not buddy ...for i am way too pure to take any mind or body altering substances , it's against all my beliefs and religion ....i'm a Shaolin Budist Seventh Day Krishna. Peace be with you Brava:thumbup And I'm the fu*king Virgin Mary..... Come one Dan... Someone who doesnt drink and comes home at 7 in the morning after a night of bloody techno trance music.....:bs I think we are all grown up enough to admit our PROBLEMS:yesnod no mater how good they are:rock I myself being the Vigin Mary have never never had someone trash that particular passage....which is why I trash the shit out of my nasel passages...... (that was a joke, I'm not a crack whore) Seriously Dan, I dont do drugs I just have insomnia, which is why I email you when you start work.... And peoples I luv ewes all aswell....... :bow:2bitchsla

Originally posted by chickr1 I think that was you mate...... your the big fat poofta bastard....:lol :lol And Picking on Ari, mate your really asking for it...... she's beat you on a vespa.... [snip] YES I HAVE BEEN DRINKING SO SHUT THE ***C UP!!!!!! i'm far to skilled to get one stuck up there :fact i really do enjoy my hobby of poking bears with a stick :butt you, drinking? well, i spose the rest of us have been breathing :finger

Originally posted by Lord_Phat i'm far to skilled to get one stuck up there :fact i really do enjoy my hobby of poking bears with a stick :butt you, drinking? well, i spose the rest of us have been breathing :finger If one was to take so much up his ass... over time he'd damage all the muscles and be unable to push it out.... So be careful mick.... and dont Squash the Gerbil whos still living up there.....:lol

Whats a gerbil Haylez?? :lol

:lol....holy crap i missed Haylz on her rampage..:lol

Yeah me too... :( Plz all whoreing from now on can it be directed to "The Whorehouse" Thanks you, that is all.

Thats some nice directions your giving crazy :) so generous of you to inform us. :) and wat do ya know. U get a post out of it too. Smells like post whoring to me :yesnod

Originally posted by R1 Cr@zY Yeah me too... :( Plz all whoreing from now on can it be directed to "The Whorehouse" Thanks you, that is all. Just for the record SHUT THE FU*K UP...... hahahaha, And why are you even out of the whoreing thread...,..:fact Sorry you missed it Dom.... felt the need for a bit of light entertainment....:rock And Pete, I think you know what a gerbil is.... just stand behind Mick when he farts...(not too close) and you'll here its tiny screams to get out :ugh

hahahaha... haylz, haylz, haylz.

Originally posted by chickr1 And Pete, I think you know what a gerbil is.... just stand behind Mick when he farts...(not too close) and you'll here its tiny screams to get out :ugh Youre one sick puppy Haylz:lol.

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