Im looking for a rear turn power signal relay on my bike and i cant find it. I have taken the whole damn tail off looking for this thing! Scorpio seems to think this is self evident since there are no pics of it in the manual so can you guys help me out?

It's in the left hand side (kickstand) of the tail section. See:
http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=71917

Post questions if you have any. Hope this helps!