Awkward Moment

This is probably more of an argument, but it was an awkward moment for me because i didnt get to express how I really felt. This is conversation between me and a neighbor tonight, and it was awkward because she was a stunna and this is not how I wanted to begin our first conversation ever. Fine ass neighbor: Why you came in under my pass (for the gate)? Me: I live her, what does it matter? Fine ass neighbor: so why dont you have your pass? Me: What does it matter, I live her? and why are you following me? Fine ass neighbor: Cause I wanted to see where you were going. Me: Why? Fine ass neighbor: Cause I pay my mentenance in here and I dont want the wrong people coming in here. Me: So do I (paying maintenance/HOA), so whats yo point? Fine ass neighbor: Where is your pass to get in the gate? Me: What does it matter? Fine ass neighbor: It only cost $10 to get it. Me: So? I know that. Fine ass neighbor: So where is your pass? Me: Its my business and what does it matter? Fine ass neighbor: You came in under my pass. Me: Mam, there was a cop (Miramar PD) no more than 30 feet from you, why didnt you say something? Fine ass neighbor: Why dont you stop being cheap and get a pass? Me: What? Fine ass neighbor: Why are you talking loud? Me: I am not talking loud. You are the one shouting in the middle of street. Fine ass neighbor: Well, you need to have a pass to get in her and you dont have one. Me: Ok, so what if I had a gun? And didnt have the patience to put up with you following me? Fine ass neighbor: (silence for a couple seconds).....But where is your pass? You should have a pass blah blah blah........ Me: Mam, you have a good night. I hate missed opportunities

interesting! so u did not get her No. mmmmm. pics of her plz..

I probably would not have brought up the gun thing, that tends to scare people. Just curious, why don't you get a pass, then go apologize to her and then see what happens.

should of said I left my pass at home sorry If i put you in the wrong mood, we can discuss it in my basement with a bottle of wine "red" , are you ?

I have a pass. I just didnt bring it with me. It actually suppose to be stuck to a window (barcode shit) But my fam and I have 6 cars. I am not giving those bastards (HOA) 60 beans for that shit when I could just split one down the middle.

Yeah, mentioning :machinegu or violence to a 'fine ass neighboor' might not get your foot in the door! :lol :sneaky You shoulda just told her (or maybe it's spelled 'here' :lol ) your pass was back at your place, as long as you dont live with your 'significant other'. Then invite 'her' in and either show it to 'her', or if you dont have one make up an excuse/tell her you dont have it and was waiting for this type of moment to introduce yourself and talk to 'her'... :fork John *edit- do you live with your parents?

Sounds like that conversation was sh*tty on your part. You were too defensive if not guilty.

Boomhauer: Um...I live with my mother so the opportunity still stands (maybe in my dreams but it still stands) 02R1guy:....Um....have you ever had someone follow you and begin to shout at you in the middle of night in the middle of street over a got dam $10 barcode pass? Didnt think so.

Dude, you need to apologize she was just looking out for the security of the place. She will respect you if you apologize and she may apologize for yelling at you then you can hook up sometime. Sometimes it pays to be a little humble.

Originally posted by beafer Boomhauer: Um...I live with my mother so the opportunity still stands (maybe in my dreams but it still stands) 02R1guy:....Um....have you ever had someone follow you and begin to shout at you in the middle of night in the middle of street over a got dam $10 barcode pass? Didnt think so. Attitude is bad guy....Beat her up show her whos man

Beaf ...BEaf... BEAFER... What in the hell am I going to do with you...:rant Let me introduce your ass to some PIMPING 101 biatch... Fine ass Girl: Where is your pass? Beafer: Listen B!tch, I'm Rick James. F@ck that pass, Gimme yo Digits..:lol Seriously, You got all defensive over a ten dollar pass, with some fine ass craaaaatch in front of you... ended up turning that shit into a pitbull fight.. You should of just said, Beafer: My apologies, left my pass in the other car, thank you for your checking up though. Are you from around here ??? Fine ASS Chick: Yes, actually I live here. I was conserned and I also pay maintenance fees up in here. Beafer: I know what you mean, I do as well. We need more tenants like you on maintenance patrol. .(casual joking ) Fine ASS Chick: Well you never know, just trying to be a good semariten. Beafer: I sure wish there were more women out there like you, with that state of mind, by the way I'm BEAFER, and your name is. Fine ASS chick: I'm FINE ASS CHICK, nice to meet you. I got to get going now. Beafer: Ok, nice to meet you aswell. Maybe next time I see you, you'll be handing out tickets...(jokingly) ** Ground work layed, ROME WASN'T BUILT IN ONE DAY **** NOW HOW DO YOU FIX THIS TRENCH HOLE FULL OF SHIT YOU'VE DONE DUG UP NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER??? Beafer: Listen, we really got off on the wrong foot my apologies. Fine ASS Chick: Yeah you really jumped at me, you got really out of line.. Beafer: Had a real rough day, got some bad news, just everything went wrong for me and I exploded on you. I should of never came at you like that. Listen, I don't mean to be forward but I would like to make up for it maybe go out to lunch MY TREAT??? My .02 IS free, just get me them DRAWS and a simple THANK YOU would be nice....:thumbup

:no Um..... have you guys ever heard "Never piss in your own backyard"?

you're one smooth mofo :lol i'd be taking 187's advice right about now

Originally posted by beafer :no Um..... have you guys ever heard "Never piss in your own backyard"? yes, but if its my backyard i'll do whatever the hell i want to do to it :lol

Everywhere is MY backyard. "Daddy, let's run down there and f@ck one of them cows." "No Son, let's walk down there and f@ck them all!":thumbup

Originally posted by beafer :no Um..... have you guys ever heard "Never piss in your own backyard"? the phrase is dont sh@t where you sleep:fact but I agree. just let her blow you

Hey BEAF, all you will ever need to know http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305680493.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

All I ever need to know is what I watched on American Pimp :fact

Dog, I grew up out in Miramar. Graduated out there 94' and all..

Originally posted by 187 Dog, I grew up out in Miramar. Graduated out there 94' and all.. class of 88 here, used to practice on the dirt bike in the sand behind the school, went to Perry middle, and Miramar elem. also

Originally posted by beafer Boomhauer: Um...I live with my mother so the opportunity still stands (maybe in my dreams but it still stands) No need to get all defensive... It aint like I asked you for your pass er' somethin! :lol But seriously... It just doesnt cut it sometimes, bringing a chick back to your families house... But sometimes it works out, depending on the circumstances...

Originally posted by boomhauer No need to get all defensive... It aint like I asked you for your pass er' somethin! :lol But seriously... It just doesnt cut it sometimes, bringing a chick back to your families house... But sometimes it works out, depending on the circumstances... Exactly one of the reasons I sold my bikes to buy a house now

After this thread you still made your "Bitch Please" comment on the Miami thread as if you know how to work the ladies. The score is: Fine Ass Neighbor 1 Beafer 0 Now go out there and settle the score.

Originally posted by 187 Beaf ...BEaf... BEAFER... What in the hell am I going to do with you...:rant Let me introduce your ass to some PIMPING 101 biatch... Fine ass Girl: Where is your pass? Beafer: Listen B!tch, I'm Rick James. F@ck that pass, Gimme yo Digits..:lol Seriously, You got all defensive over a ten dollar pass, with some fine ass craaaaatch in front of you... ended up turning that shit into a pitbull fight.. You should of just said, Beafer: My apologies, left my pass in the other car, thank you for your checking up though. Are you from around here ??? Fine ASS Chick: Yes, actually I live here. I was conserned and I also pay maintenance fees up in here. Beafer: I know what you mean, I do as well. We need more tenants like you on maintenance patrol. .(casual joking ) Fine ASS Chick: Well you never know, just trying to be a good semariten. Beafer: I sure wish there were more women out there like you, with that state of mind, by the way I'm BEAFER, and your name is. Fine ASS chick: I'm FINE ASS CHICK, nice to meet you. I got to get going now. Beafer: Ok, nice to meet you aswell. Maybe next time I see you, you'll be handing out tickets...(jokingly) ** Ground work layed, ROME WASN'T BUILT IN ONE DAY **** NOW HOW DO YOU FIX THIS TRENCH HOLE FULL OF SHIT YOU'VE DONE DUG UP NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER??? Beafer: Listen, we really got off on the wrong foot my apologies. Fine ASS Chick: Yeah you really jumped at me, you got really out of line.. Beafer: Had a real rough day, got some bad news, just everything went wrong for me and I exploded on you. I should of never came at you like that. Listen, I don't mean to be forward but I would like to make up for it maybe go out to lunch MY TREAT??? My .02 IS free, just get me them DRAWS and a simple THANK YOU would be nice....:thumbup :corn Rofl

Beaf, did you have the thug mug on that day or what....lol Beafer, what are we gonna do with you man...... this is gonna take some serious fixin.... Repair Guy, "If you woulda called when the leak started we would not have to replace the whole damn thing......" ** Get ya pass, knock on her door, tell her you have one and had a shitty day, offer to take her out to lunch, or better yet bring some with you, or flowers or something to make her smile ( something easy and friendly like ice cream, cuz she already don't trust your ass ) Make her LAUGH ( can't say it enough ) and go from there.... If you really believe in not pissing in your own pool out there .. ( every guy says it nobody follws that advice through ) Then whatcha' sweatin her for?

Then again what do I know, I am married and get whipped and beaten often...

Originally posted by beafer :no Um..... have you guys ever heard "Never piss in your own backyard"? Never SH*T in your own back yard Pissing is for the pool ....lol

:epimp

Originally posted by BrokenR1 :epimp :2bitchsla

Now stop that... :vanish