my "safe" tricks.....

Hello everyone, I just wanted to share a few "safe" tricks that I be doing on my bike.since i cant take a wheelie more then 3 seconds:( i ended up doing some side tricks that I find "safer" then pullin 180 endos. I even have names for thems!!:p Ghost rider - simple balance tricks. Go pretty fast (about 30mph or so) and just slide back into the passenger seat.leaves the girls:confused: when they see no one in the front driving and you chillin in the back seat:D tank rider - same as above but just sit on the tank.This one looks like if you are going to wheelie on the tank (yeah right!) but its still safe (at least if you got the balance) chicken stand - this one gives you a nice view from up above, all you do is just stand up on your peg and use your knees on the tank to balance yourself ( to really give off a stunt look, spread your arms apart as you do this) well, thats about it, If you have any that you guys do, please feel free to post them.and let me know what you think of my "safe" tricks.LATER!!

Yeah, when I do this I think I'm really cool! I cruise down the street slowly, with one hand on the throttle and one hand on the hip. Then I nod to everyone that pass me on or beside the road, like I'm the coolest in the world. Thats my trick for today.:lol ;)

I just learned how to stand up on my seat (at 70 mph). It is bad ass, but a bit nerve racking the first few attempts. I couldn't get my knees to stop shaking for the first couple of trys. I have been wanting to for a long time, and finally got the balls to the other night. If anyone is interested I'll post my technique. I'm sure there are lots of them, and it always helps me to read as many techniques as possible before trying a new trick. Be safe!:rock

Here's my new trick... I call it the ejection... I go out with out my helmet... Then I get going as fast as I can weaving through traffic. Then I simply jump from the bike..

Originally posted by joaz22 Here's my new trick... I call it the ejection... I go out with out my helmet... Then I get going as fast as I can weaving through traffic. Then I simply jump from the bike.. Gee I bet that smarts :iamwithst :lol :lol :lol

how about the HUMPER Stand up on pegs, throw left leg out near tank, put left hand on tank and thrust your but in and out in a repetative motion like your doing the girl in front of you. Gets em all the time! LMAO! ~only do this if the rider in front of you has a fine girl on back~

R1-2-N-V... i sent you a PM....youre from NJ huh? ever go on group rides? well....drop me a line.... :rock

Originally posted by joaz22 Here's my new trick... I call it the ejection... I go out with out my helmet... Then I get going as fast as I can weaving through traffic. Then I simply jump from the bike.. Hahahaa thats funny as hell !! :lol :thumbup

The humper is good! :boobies But my best trick is the left hand on the hip and then the occasional wave to folks! :crash

Well this isn't really a trick but I practice it quite often. When coming 2 a stop, I try 2 keep my balance and not touchdown 4 as long as I can. My best time is about 5 seconds.....any1 else do this?:jump

When coming 2 a stop, I try 2 keep my balance and not touchdown 4 as long as I can. My best time is about 5 seconds.....any1 else do this? I do that! :) don't think anyone really notices or cares though. I think it is cool coming to a stoplight not touching down, then just pulling of again. never timed myself though.

I'm doing that balancing-not-putting-your-foot-down-thing to. The longest one I've done is about 2 min.:fact Maybe thats because I always do that in my car...:p

OHHHHHH....I almost 4got 2 mention this trick 2. What I do is I gun the bike at like 100+MPH, then I open my visor and try 2 keep my eyes open without blinking 4 as long as I can. My longest non-blinking run has been about 2 miles.....any1 else do this?:bs

My buddy, Marc, taught me this one last year: BEFORE coming to a (parking) stop - 1. throw it in neutral 2. deploy the kick-stand 3. hit the kill switch 4. turn the ignition to 'off' 5. slowly lean it onto the kick-stand basically, kill and park the bike before stopping. it's harder than you think - but once you get it, it's fun.

Here's my trick. When riding with buddies, stay on your right side of a shared lane. Looking at your buddy on your left, you point out, "Hey! Hot chick riding on that R6 over there!" He looks the other direction, you turn off his bike via kill switch and you take off while the light just turn green! :D

My mesmorizing stunt is called the "G puller", also been know as the "accelleration discombobilator". This stunt involves cruising in any gear at decent mid-RPM range. The rider is in normal riding position at this time. When ready, give a short blip of the trottle and jerk your legs back and up (like a bull rider). This in turn accentuates the crazy mad G's in which you are experiencing. Repeat as neccessary. :lol :lol :lol

Originally posted by mach5er My mesmorizing stunt is called the "G puller", also been know as the "accelleration discombobilator". This stunt involves cruising in any gear at decent mid-RPM range. The rider is in normal riding position at this time. When ready, give a short blip of the trottle and jerk your legs back and up (like a bull rider). This in turn accentuates the crazy mad G's in which you are experiencing. Repeat as neccessary. :lol :lol :lol LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:lol :lol :lol :lol

I like to do this, it aint really a trick..... When i am riding in a group and there is a friend riding to the rear right of me(by my exhaust can) i turn my kill switch off while in 1st or 2nd gear(30mph), pump the gas, then turn the switch back on, and then BANG!!!!!. It scares the shit out of them cause the never expect the backfire, and it load as hell with the stock canister. i think it only works with carburated bikes 98-2001 r1... anybody every do that?

Ahhhh Diegos, The Ol' "Backfire Bangaroo". I like it:D

SAy!! that sounds phat!! "the backfire bangeroo!!" might go and try it today after work:thumbup does this damage any internal parts? i dont want my jet needles to blow out my exhuast if you know what i mean!!

I've got one I've got one..... Wait until your buddy is riding close behind and do the "stand up" only this time take down your pants down, lean off the bike (like you're going into a turn) but lean the bike the other way so you keep going straight and then TURD ON THE BACK WHEEL, ok it's gonna mess your bike up a bit but some is bound to hit your buddy !!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: Should be good for a :bash

i dont think its load at all with a aftermarket exhaust...you'll just here alot of air come out at once.......i think its 100 times louder with the stock canister because it chambers the air back and forth through the can.

Deigos another R1 !!!!!!!!!!!!! What is that colour on the bike below your post man, looks sweet, any big pictures of it ?????????????

Yeah Here is a big pic.....I am trying to sell these fairings......look in the "sell" part of this forum Click here!!!!!!! (http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5749)

I like the ole bmx powerslide. When coming to a stop to park or turning around, lock the back wheel and slide it around. Just like when you were in the alley on you 20" mongoose. It is best to only do this turning to the left so you can put your foot down just in case. Be careful! later............:cool:

i call it a DRAGON or Fighter Pilot requirements: - lighter - nice dinner with some beans (apples do trick for me) - fire resitant jacket (no pants) - slick tires how to: Prior to getting on the bike do few sits-ups. Worm-up those muscles. Wear your gear. Start crusing at 15mph. Do not go too fast as the effect will not be visible. While crusing, take off your pants and FART while holding lighter close to your ass. If you did 15 sit-ups there should be a nice pressure build-up in your ass to cause a big, round, long flame. If done accordingly to these instructions it should look like a blow-torch. results: Well there are few: - you can do it duing on 4th of july (instead spending $$ on fireworks) - while on the drag strip, it will make you look like you have F16 engine - if you get a tatoo of a dragon face on your back, you can scare kids on the block - forget about spending $$$ BBQ gas. You can use this trick to grill a chicket, steak, etc. For this you will have to modify tail of the bike to hold the meat in place side effect: - it will remove unwanted back hair/ass hair

I like this one:thumbup Can be done at any reasonable speed (above 30 or so) Put the passenger pegs down and swing your legs out behind you while laying on the tank. Rest your ankles on the passenger pegs and hold your arms our to either side. Use your weight on the tank to balance and it gives the effect of flying. Give it a try, Chicks think it's :boobies late

another funny thing is to get going like 90mph and shift it into netrual, cut your bike off and pull the key out. Then when you pass people you show them your key.:rock

i like those...

I got one for ya While on 2nd gear, put your choke in, wait when the bike gets steady speed and sit on your passangers seat and put your feet on passangers pegs... cruize along.. =)

get going in first gear about 10 mph. set the throttle lock, jump off the bike and run along side it. it's really cool, but if you're not in shape, you get tired quick. i myself have not tried it, would it be possible. disclaimer: mr. anubis neither supports or endorses motorcycle stunting. injuries to riders trying to do silly stunts are responsible for themselves.

the backfire bangaroo is actual a key drop. I have done it a million times on carbed bikes as it will only work on carbed bikes. The longer you ride with the bike off withthe throttle on, the louder the bang. Great for cagers that are falling asleep. ~A

Originally posted by WetWork999 the backfire bangaroo is actual a key drop. I have done it a million times on carbed bikes as it will only work on carbed bikes. The longer you ride with the bike off withthe throttle on, the louder the bang. Great for cagers that are falling asleep. ~A I agree......

Wow LOOOOOL nice one joaz22 Listen to this then Stunt you have to do: When you see a police car stand up scratch your butt Fart hard that will boost your bike 50hp more Beeeeeen tested before works 100%

Hey guys, be carefull with the back fire trick. It is a bit hard on the valves and if you have a fuel injected model it might lock up your fuel rail. Just something to think about. But it is funny as hell. I use to have a 1990 CBR 1000. It had a center stand. At night when someone was riding my A$$ I would do the backfire and then stand up on my center stand. Sending 2 gushers of sparks. It looks like you just blew your motor. Man, those were good days. Take care fella's

my best trick is to ride in town without getting pulled over...

I like to do the "popeye" Just ride along in front of your buddies using your throttle hand, start swinging it around like popeye. Then instead of doing the eventual punch, wack on the throttle and take off like a mad man. lol

I don't think you can backfire the FI bike :confused:

that wont harm it. lol abe:D

Its been a while----any new ones????

Originally posted by tgdstar Here's my trick. When riding with buddies, stay on your right side of a shared lane. Looking at your buddy on your left, you point out, "Hey! Hot chick riding on that R6 over there!" He looks the other direction, you turn off his bike via kill switch and you take off while the light just turn green! :D Got one kinda like this one. When pulling up to a stop light get on the left side of your buddy. This trick works best when your buddy has his bike in neutral. While setting at the light wait till he's not paying attention and reach over (with foot) and put his kick stand down. And voila, when he puts it in gear it dies.

naw.. best thing to do.. is roll by your buddy and turn off his bike.. the first time is always the best.. cause they are always like.. WTF.. arms spread out.. lookin at the bike that has no umph! :lol :bow

Here's my best trick: I salute or give a thumbs up to other bikers while wearing this helmet: http://www.deskbreaker.com/images/headshot.jpg

i can ride ..... get this ...... with no hands on the handlebars, then wink

This thread is pretty funny but cool. diegosanotherr1- The pic you posted doesnt really look like the pic in your sig. The one in your sig looks like it has a black front fender, high mount exhauset, and something else but the one you posted doesnt. The one in you sig looks really good though. You changed your farings though right?? It looks good but i like the one in your sig better.

When im riding next to my mate, i take my right leg off the bike and duck behind the left side of the bike, so im crouched on one peg on the left side of the bike, then i pop my head up really fast and say boo, while my mate pretends that i scared him, the drivers of cars piss themselves laughing everytime!!1 hahaha :lol :lol

this is a good one. i call it blind fury. go about 100 miles per hour and put on a blind fold. then see how long u can go with crashing into something. once u crash then take ur watch out and see how long u did it for. my longest was 5 mins at 100mph. be safe guys, this one takes along of practice.

did it hurt?? :lol

Originally posted by Halomaster this is a good one. i call it blind fury. go about 100 miles per hour and put on a blind fold. then see how long u can go with crashing into something. once u crash then take ur watch out and see how long u did it for. my longest was 5 mins at 100mph. be safe guys, this one takes along of practice. So the thread was "my safe tricks", right?;)

Originally posted by CR500 i can ride ..... get this ...... with no hands on the handlebars, then wink CR .... that can be very dangerous. In addition, it could stunt your growth and cause you to go blind. Oh sorry, I thought you said WANK ........ my bad.

Originally posted by R-1toN-V Hello everyone, I just wanted to share a few "safe" tricks that I be doing on my bike.since i cant take a wheelie more then 3 seconds:( i ended up doing some side tricks that I find "safer" then pullin 180 endos. I even have names for thems!!:p Ghost rider - simple balance tricks. Go pretty fast (about 30mph or so) and just slide back into the passenger seat.leaves the girls:confused: when they see no one in the front driving and you chillin in the back seat:D tank rider - same as above but just sit on the tank.This one looks like if you are going to wheelie on the tank (yeah right!) but its still safe (at least if you got the balance) chicken stand - this one gives you a nice view from up above, all you do is just stand up on your peg and use your knees on the tank to balance yourself ( to really give off a stunt look, spread your arms apart as you do this) well, thats about it, If you have any that you guys do, please feel free to post them.and let me know what you think of my "safe" tricks.LATER!! Ha ha ha, I've got the exacts same arsenal of stunts, my friends think I'm a loser.....

I would like to jump off my bike and send sparks flyin' from my boots. Like in the biker boyz movie. But where would I get those metal plates for my boots?

It's Titanium that makes the sparks. Your best bet is just to go to a metal shop & buy a few thick plates of it & bolt them to the bottom of some old boots or shoes. You can purchase Ti kneepads, toes sliders, etc, but they are not allowed on tracks & they are very thin & wear fast.

My latest trick really is a masterpiece! My last trick was so wicked cool! I would put on my nice gear and wax my bike in the driveway. Once its all shiny and my tires are all Armor All'd up ( dont try the old armorall on the tires unless your as cool as me) THen i get my little sister to help me pull the bike out near the road and I park the thing kinda close to the street. And then get this,,, This is soo bad ass, I sit there on the kickstand and look as tough as I can... I takes some practice though. I had a close call last weekend, some highschool girls were driving by and they honked the horn, it totally startled me and I almost soiled myself, my mommy was so totally pissed. Any ways... My new trick.... _Bieng inspired by such revolutionary tricks as standing and wheeling at the same time, I felt i needed to devise a move to win over the ladies... Basically the only two truly productive activities my daily life involves is Jacking Off and riding my R1. So the new thing is to cruise down the road untill you find a onlooker who fans your fancy, then instead of doing one of those totally crazy lame wheellies (which usually call for acceleration which can dampenerner your attempt to look cool) OK so you like cruze next ot them or infront, and simply 1) steadly maintain throttle position and eye contant. 2) Whip it out and start beating off right there on the road, its simply exhilerating. ( this may take allitle practice for the right handed folks out there) -HINT Keep some tissues on hand incase you get any blowback on yourself. Good luck!

I almost forgot obout this rad little dismount, Its not only stylish and timesaving, but I feel it makes a statement about myself, It sorta says to those highschool girls, "look at me baby, Im a bad ass" So the thing is, you roll up to where your trying to get, the local mall for instance, So your doing like 30 or so, and instead of doing all that uncool stuff like parking, tuning your bike off, putting your kick stand down. You just come in hot and hop off the damn thing, It helps if you aim for a curb or some bushes or a wall, Then you dont have to walk very far. Its really not that hard, you just let your bike tumble into the nearest obstacle and go oabout your business. this is the cool way to park, the bike even turns itself off. You may think that all the gas leaked out of your bike, but believe you me, youll have plenty of the stuff left to make a classy exit from the scene. And if you forget where you left your bike you can just follow the trail of oil, gas, paint and debries. Pick the thing out of the ditch and fire 'er up. this hot maneuver even knocks off excelss dirt from your bike so you never have to clean it again. if it gets dirty, just slam it in to a tree or a winnibago at around 60mph, that knock most of the dirt off. Its wonderfull. I guarentee youll be the talk of the town. Yall ride safe now and take this one slow, lots of luck and love... -Martin

1. lay down on the tank and put your legs up on the bitch pegs like you're actually tryin to use the windshield 2. stretch arms out. superman! :D

Originally posted by mach5er Ahhhh Diegos, The Ol' "Backfire Bangaroo". I like it:D LOL! I used to do that on my old YZ600.....I would put my legs over the front of the bike and cruise down the strip and POP it one handed and point at the spectaters with the other..... they dug it:D pretty safe trick;) I did it once by a ranch with a girl on a horse...omg...the horse about bucked her off and she was about to kill me:no

Backfire bangaroo is the shitz!!:lol Its funny..... vroooom "pop". Sounds like a drive-by. Haha should stop though neighbors might call the cops!! :lol

zt3k, thanks alot dude, you got me in trouble at work...My boss came in and asked me why I was crying, and saw me browsing the forum... That has to be some of the funniest shit I've heard in a while... I think I'm gunna borrow my roommates '87 Ninja to try this one with...maybe I'll post pics...I'm sure there will be good reactions. Thanks for tha laugh man, classic!

Originally posted by Abe Yeah, when I do this I think I'm really cool! I cruise down the street slowly, with one hand on the throttle and one hand on the hip. Then I nod to everyone that pass me on or beside the road, like I'm the coolest in the world. Thats my trick for today.:lol ;) Hey... That's my trick!

I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS THREAD.... HAHAH I HTINK I MIGHT BOOKMARK IT

I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS THREAD.... HAHAH I HTINK I MIGHT BOOKMARK IT

I love sometime bringing back old topics of yor! well since that there is a bunch of new people here that may have new "safe" trick not listed in the 4 pages here, let them see and learn and share your knowledge!!

homos

Originally posted by bizzle homos I'm not ........ But between you and me I've heard that Moto and Zippy are seeing each other on a regular basis.... Zippy told me in bed last night.

this is my trick.... I call it the "super gay" See what you do is call up one of your hottest girl friends. Some of you, that might have to be your mom... :beer anyway... You have them ride your bike...and you sit on the back holding on to them!!! You will look soooo super gay! This will get you ALL the guys!!!

o there is also the "BBB" AKA "Boy on Boy Biking" First...it has to be summer...or at least hot enough so you and your passanger are sweaty... You get your hottest guy friend, and you and him both have no shirts on... You drive and have him on the back holding on to you.... "BBB" all the way baby!!!! This trick....o man.... This trick is the mother of all tricks!!! This is the best way to come out of the closet!!!! I have seen it done!!! And it works!!! Its really safe too!!!