so I go riding around the neighborhood for 45 minutes when suddenly i come to 20street and 20ave and i slow down even though i dont have a stop sign. so some lady come flying through the stop sign and misses me byl ike 2 feet ... i haul ass after her watching her run stop sign after stop sign. I stop at all the stop signs so she is gaining distance on me. A car gets in front of me and I pass him. AS i pass him I see the lady make a right onto 19terr so i make a right to 19 street where I know there arent any stop signs. WHen I get to 32 ave I see her make a left. I make a left and I haul ass to catch her at the light. She turns into the winn dixie so I make a quick right and get into winn dixie also. I wait for her to park from a distance then I approach her. I say "Nice way to run stop signs you almost killed me" and she says " I dont speak english". So I tell her in Spanish "Nice way to run stop signs you almost killed me" And she puts her hand on her forehead and says "Ohh My GODDDD I am soooo sorrry ..." So I cut her off and I say "not only one stop sign, all of them from 21 ave to here" She says "You know I shouldnt be driving I am so sorry my husband of 21 years left me today and I am so sorry I shouldnt be driving" SO I Say that isnt my problem, how sorry would you be if I was dead cause you hit me?" And she said "I said I was sorry cause I have no other word to tell you how I feel...": She starts crying hysterically in the winn dixie parking lot and says "Thank you for letting me know that I shouldnt be driving haveing my head as cluttered as I do" So I said ok and rode off leaving her there balling. I didnt know what to say when she started crying so I left :lol


(Winn Dixie = upermarket)

whew that was a close call Moto. At least your alright...

lmao, you shoulda almost ran her over with your bike so she knows what its like :yesnod

indeed

Originally posted by motopsyko32
whew that was a close call Moto. At least your alright...


:lol :lol lmao, holy shiat, you gotta be the only mofo on this forum to do something like that :crash

Damn bro...glad you're safe. I know when i ride around these neighborhoods i allways slow down even if i don't have a stop sign. I just allways expect someone to go flying thru, and they usually do. Was that West 20th in hialeah?? If so, you know those old cuban men and women don't stop for shiat.

I'm telling you Little Havana I hate to ride in that area you been there when I was almost hit

i told you in the miami thread what you should have done



ask her "what did the five fingers say to the face, SLAP"

"i'M rick james bitch"

First a hug - then a slap....I usually catch up to those types and ask them WTF- the look on their faces is usually the Same - like, sorry, now what you want?....
Pisses me off too...

Originally posted by motopsyko32
. I didnt know what to say when she started crying so I left :lol


(Winn Dixie = upermarket)


You should of offered her a$$ a churro.:lol Well it least you didn't eat shit so you can ride tomorrow. Let's try and organize from tonight.

slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and hug slap.

Originally posted by prnstar123
slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and hug slap. shoulda offered her a bong and a blintz

Originally posted by prnstar123
slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and a hug slap and hug slap.
Now that there sounds like some GOOD loving !
hug slap, hug slap

Damn that sux, at least nothing happened. I know that area pretty well and its notorious for having shitty ass drivers. I try to avoid it as much as possible.

Later,
Joey

You really have a bad temper, you should seek for that. :D

Damn Moto at least your OK. Feaking cager!:boom :boom

Originally posted by Yoshi-R1
Damn that sux, at least nothing happened. I know that area pretty well and its notorious for having shitty ass drivers. I try to avoid it as much as possible.

Later,
Joey umm i live in that area :lol

Originally posted by motopsyko32
umm i live in that area :lol

LOL, I used to live in that area also. Right off the corner of 34th and 23rd terr. Also, I go to that area very often because my fathers buisness ,where I work at, is on 27th ave and Coral way. right across from the Publix.

i grew up riding in miami ! ride like a ghost cuz nobody sees you and if they do they dont feel that if you hit them you will kill them so they dont care they pull in front of you but wait on the dump truck. merritt islands not any better but my new R1 sure helps dodge um gotta love it

i live right off of 19ave and coral way so I have no choice but to ride around here

Motopsycho30 - and says "Ohh My GODDDD I am soooo sorrry ..." So I cut her off and I say "not only one stop sign, all of them from 21 ave to here" She says "You know I shouldnt be driving I am so sorry my husband of 21 years left me today and I am so sorry I shouldnt be driving" SO I Say that isnt my problem, how sorry would you be if I was dead cause you hit me?" And she said "I said I was sorry cause I have no other word to tell you how I feel...": She starts crying hysterically in the winn dixie parking lot and says "Thank you for letting me know that I shouldnt be driving haveing my head as cluttered as I do" So I said ok and rode off leaving her there balling. I didnt know what to say when she started crying so I left



Actually Em....she would have been a perfect " MILF Hunter " Candidate.... lol

naw she was busted