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10-31-2012, 08:01 PM
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#121
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Venom X/O
Join Date: Jan 2011
Bikes: 2009 Raven R1
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 12,116
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" you remember Laura right?"
" yea, and she has a cold sore already, that's a suprise"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KMac
I could see myself watching Magic Mike EVERY weekend.
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10-31-2012, 08:21 PM
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#122
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
Bikes: 2003 R1 SPECIAL EDITION
Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
Posts: 19,945
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
" you remember Laura right?"
" yea, and she has a cold sore already, that's a suprise"
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Sent from my Rooted S3 fool
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sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
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10-31-2012, 09:14 PM
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#123
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Sep 2007
Bikes: 2006 R1
Location: Fort Worth TX
Posts: 6,890
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPanega SS
One of my all time favorite movie lines.
"Fvck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let...lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
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Fight club
Sent from my DROIDX
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10-31-2012, 10:23 PM
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#124
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 170
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This could be a tough one (kinda underground for most) but its one of my top three favorites of all time....lets see how big of gearheads you c*nts really are...name the "driver" if you can... and BTW its some of the best shit talking and taunting in any movie or real life for that matter... Good luck! ...the last line is straight gold...
"Clean machine...
Its clean enough...
...Not bad for home grown.
Its a little bit more than that, Sonny.
Say, you must have something real special here...Gee, mister, i'll bet its pretty quick.
You wanna find out?
Well, ordinarily I'd jump at the uh, opportunity, but the thing is I'm just not in the habit of seeing a Chevy work against a two bit piece of junk.
.....Let's make it fifty....
..Make it three yards motherfu*ker and we'll have an automobile race"
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11-01-2012, 02:41 AM
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#125
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Frnds dn't let frnds apx early
Join Date: Mar 2010
Bikes: Less than I want
Location: Fort Myers, FL.
Posts: 2,207
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigO
Fight club
Sent from my DROIDX
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Sig courtesy of my brotha from down unda PetrolSpice
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11-01-2012, 06:21 AM
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#126
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
Bikes: 2003 R1 SPECIAL EDITION
Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skunkworx
This could be a tough one (kinda underground for most) but its one of my top three favorites of all time....lets see how big of gearheads you c*nts really are...name the "driver" if you can... and BTW its some of the best shit talking and taunting in any movie or real life for that matter... Good luck! ...the last line is straight gold...
"Clean machine...
Its clean enough...
...Not bad for home grown.
Its a little bit more than that, Sonny.
Say, you must have something real special here...Gee, mister, i'll bet its pretty quick.
You wanna find out?
Well, ordinarily I'd jump at the uh, opportunity, but the thing is I'm just not in the habit of seeing a Chevy work against a two bit piece of junk.
.....Let's make it fifty....
..Make it three yards motherfu*ker and we'll have an automobile race"
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Two Lane Blacktop and the driver was James something, can't remember the last name
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-01-2012, 06:59 AM
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#127
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WarMachine
Two Lane Blacktop and the driver was James something, can't remember the last name
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James Taylor mr "Carolina in my mind" himself! Good on ya.
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11-01-2012, 07:02 AM
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#128
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skunkworx
James Taylor mr "Carolina in my mind" himself! Good on ya.
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Cool, the old man introduced me to that one
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-09-2012, 11:28 PM
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#129
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90% INDESTRUCTABLE
Join Date: Aug 2008
Bikes: 06 R1R - 01 R1 hybrid - 06 FZ6N - 96 FailBladder cadaver
Location: South Oz
Posts: 15,263
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Here's another obscure one for Movie Brain Whitfield... One that my Mrs and I have used at moments of stupidity, for years...
In a dumb British accent...
"I got an idea, appearin' in my 'ed"
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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11-10-2012, 06:38 AM
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#130
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CARBONAR1
Here's another obscure one for Movie Brain Whitfield... One that my Mrs and I have used at moments of stupidity, for years...
In a dumb British accent...
"I got an idea, appearin' in my 'ed"
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Time Bandits?
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-10-2012, 07:34 AM
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#131
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dako-poozeh-heh
Join Date: Nov 2007
Bikes: 06 CBR 1000RR
Location: So Cal
Posts: 495
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here's an easy one...
Is this it? This what it's all about Manny? Eating, drinking, fcvking, sucking,
snorting? Then what? You 50, you got a bag for a belly, you got tits, you need a bra, they
got hair on em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it and you eating this fcvkin shit, you
lookin like these rich fcvkin mummys in here.
Is this what it's all about? Is this what i work for? Tell me... Koonyo.
Look at that, a junky. I got a fcvkin junky for a wife. Don't eat nothin, sleeps all day with
them black shades on. Wakes up with a quaalude, and who won't fcvk me cause she's in a
coma. I can't even have a kid with her Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a
fcvkin little baby with her.
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11-10-2012, 07:44 AM
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#132
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
Bikes: 2003 R1 SPECIAL EDITION
Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
Posts: 19,945
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Farshi
here's an easy one...
Is this it? This what it's all about Manny? Eating, drinking, fcvking, sucking,
snorting? Then what? You 50, you got a bag for a belly, you got tits, you need a bra, they
got hair on em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it and you eating this fcvkin shit, you
lookin like these rich fcvkin mummys in here.
Is this what it's all about? Is this what i work for? Tell me... Koonyo.
Look at that, a junky. I got a fcvkin junky for a wife. Don't eat nothin, sleeps all day with
them black shades on. Wakes up with a quaalude, and who won't fcvk me cause she's in a
coma. I can't even have a kid with her Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a
fcvkin little baby with her.
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Yup too easy
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-10-2012, 04:31 PM
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#133
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Seņor Citizen
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: KTM RC8(S1) KTM 990 SDR
Location: Pimptopia
Posts: 19,900
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"I'm sensing, you're a bit of a bitch."
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11-10-2012, 06:08 PM
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#134
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
Bikes: 2003 R1 SPECIAL EDITION
Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
Posts: 19,945
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
"I'm sensing, you're a bit of a bitch."
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-10-2012, 06:10 PM
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#135
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Seņor Citizen
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: KTM RC8(S1) KTM 990 SDR
Location: Pimptopia
Posts: 19,900
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11-10-2012, 06:12 PM
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#136
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
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GHOSTRIDER SQUADRON XO
sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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11-10-2012, 09:04 PM
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#137
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Venom X/O
Join Date: Jan 2011
Bikes: 2009 Raven R1
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 12,116
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" who wants the first mustache ride?"
" I do, I do"
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R1-016 Venom Squad
Quote:
Originally Posted by KMac
I could see myself watching Magic Mike EVERY weekend.
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11-10-2012, 09:23 PM
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#138
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Bikes: '07 FZ6 & '10 R1
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA & Richmond, VA for now.
Posts: 823
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
" who wants the first mustache ride?"
" I do, I do"
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Easy one there...Super Troopers
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Lot's O' Stuff
 
R1-016 VENOM Squadron
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11-10-2012, 09:25 PM
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#139
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Bikes: '07 FZ6 & '10 R1
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA & Richmond, VA for now.
Posts: 823
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How about another easy one:
"That's it! I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin off!"
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R1-016 VENOM Squadron
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11-10-2012, 09:29 PM
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#140
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..sleep is good..
Join Date: Mar 2005
Bikes: '08 nightster, '00 yz250
Location: hippie haven & ferry town, wi
Posts: 2,132
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dumb and dumber..
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