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Old 11-15-2012, 11:54 PM   #1
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The only way this could get better is if the ball was on fire, in a pool of sharks...

On top of a bed of nails, in Iraq, in 3D, while 1000 Pornstars eat each other out like a human centipede...

Not safe for life, or work, or anything really.

I have no idea what took me to this video..

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Old 11-16-2012, 12:01 AM   #2
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How long are they going to leave him before someone dials 999 (911) lol
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:10 AM   #3
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Omg just f*cking hysterical...
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:11 AM   #4
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I liked the bloke about 2 mins in "I might stop filming now".

If you can say anything about the British, it's they certainly are polite...
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:27 AM   #5
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I couldn't laugh... imagining that pain just made me cringe. It was funny... but just couldn't laugh.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:35 AM   #6
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Lmao, would have been funnier if he landed on his head...
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:09 AM   #7
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Damn that made me cringe
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:20 AM   #8
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Damn that made me cringe
I got pins and needles in my lower back first time I watched it.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:30 AM   #9
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I laughed so hard.
If fvckwits do stupid sh*t like this and hurt themselves, then I'm going to laugh at them.
As I posted in another thread " this is what happens when we put airbags in cars and safety switchs in houses.
The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:57 AM   #10
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and start churches.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:02 AM   #11
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and start churches.
Yeah I left that bit off, missed it in the cut & paste.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:11 AM   #12
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Farkin hilarious!
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:15 AM   #13
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the sound he made reminds me of when you shoot a rabbit
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:18 AM   #14
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Well at least she pulled up his helmet..that helped things out a bunch.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:37 AM   #15
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The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."
Synopsis of the state of the world. Well done lad.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:13 AM   #16
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:25 AM   #17
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I laughed so hard.
If fvckwits do stupid sh*t like this and hurt themselves, then I'm going to laugh at them.
As I posted in another thread " this is what happens when we put airbags in cars and safety switchs in houses.
The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:45 AM   #18
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That was awesome lol

I've fractured my tailbone before. What a pain in the ass that was!
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:50 AM   #19
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That was awesome lol

I've fractured my tailbone before. What a pain in the ass that was!
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:58 AM   #20
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I live on the same planet as him and others like him. Lovely.
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