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Old 11-16-2012, 12:10 PM   #21
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Couldn't stop laughing.

I need some of those stickers that make my bike faster.......

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Old 11-16-2012, 12:33 PM   #22
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:01 PM   #23
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Were you looking for "ass ram" videos again, Stephen?

I googled "fu*ked in the ass", the first result on google was a link to your forum profile and the second was old mate here.

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Old 11-16-2012, 03:06 PM   #24
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I googled "fu*ked in the ass", the first result on google was a link to your forum profile and the second was old mate here.

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Old 11-17-2012, 12:54 AM   #25
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Make me proud to be British!
How long are they going to leave him before someone dials 999 (911) lol
He was from London to be fair IQ's drop sharply south of Birmingham
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:37 AM   #26
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Ohhh my GOD! That is the funniest fvcking thing I've seen in quite some time. I laughed so hard my daughter came in from outside to check on me. The noise he made when he hit the ground combined with that squeal he let out had me laughing hysterically. In fact, it's still playing in the background and I'm laughing as I type this...

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Old 11-17-2012, 11:50 AM   #27
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That video's awesome. I woud call that an epic fail. Me and my lil bro laughed ...hard.
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:32 PM   #28
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Insane idiot, but great entertainment. I feel the pain, but it's just too much so I had to laugh. It looked like he was trying to make sure he wouldn't fly backward and into the building!
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:26 PM   #29
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I've fractured my tailbone before. What a pain in the ass that was!
that i can agree with.. so much for roller blading... lol..

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Old 11-18-2012, 12:11 AM   #30
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Dumbass is the onlything that came to mind watching thia video. what did the moron think would happen.

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Old 11-18-2012, 12:30 AM   #31
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Oh my Gawdddddddddd!!! What a Freaking REtarD!!! Lmfao!!!

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Old 11-18-2012, 03:27 AM   #32
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I laughed so hard.
If fvckwits do stupid sh*t like this and hurt themselves, then I'm going to laugh at them.
As I posted in another thread " this is what happens when we put airbags in cars and safety switchs in houses.
The idiots live, then even worse than that, they breed and start churches."
This is why I'm so against laws that protect people from themselves. Is there a word that means the opposite of evolution? Idiocracy seems to come to mind haha.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:08 AM   #33
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That dude needs to heal up and try that again. Lol This time adjust for the gravitational pull of the sun.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:47 AM   #34
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Damn that made me cringe
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This is why I'm so against laws that protect people from themselves.

Yep, thin the herd.
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