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Old 11-23-2012, 01:28 PM   #1
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:33 PM   #2
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Too bad it didn't get the bystanders as well.
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:33 PM   #3
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:47 PM   #4
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:49 PM   #5
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Old 11-23-2012, 03:54 PM   #6
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:26 PM   #7
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pure awesomeness. These idiots don't realize those mortar rounds need to be dialed in, otherwise they're landing just anywhere.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:31 PM   #8
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Apparently gods armory don't know about Mortar rounds..
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:42 AM   #9
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:43 AM   #10
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I bet bullshit it did. Fu*ker woke up in hell thinking "where are my virgins?" only to work out it was him that was the virgin.
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:47 AM   #11
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I never understood the connection of the number "70"

Why 70 virgins? At least in Christianity the eternal paradise is forever, after dude runs through 70 chicks than what? They all start their period and annoy the shit outta you?
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:49 AM   #12
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:58 AM   #13
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:10 AM   #14
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Old 11-24-2012, 05:52 AM   #15
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:37 AM   #16
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I never understood the connection of the number "70"

Why 70 virgins? At least in Christianity the eternal paradise is forever, after dude runs through 70 chicks than what? They all start their period and annoy the shit outta you?


I think they get an extra 2 Virgins if they order now!

They are just dying to get laid!
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:36 PM   #17
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I kinda wish there's an afterlife with the whole bible fire pit thing? I'd love to know that there's a place for these assholes, so when they get slotted they wake up on the other side being sodomized by a 12 inch thick flaming chunk of barbed wire wrapped steel.
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Old 11-24-2012, 05:08 PM   #18
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I kinda wish there's an afterlife with the whole bible fire pit thing? I'd love to know that there's a place for these assholes, so when they get slotted they wake up on the other side being sodomized by a 12 inch thick flaming chunk of barbed wire wrapped steel.
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Old 11-24-2012, 05:16 PM   #19
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