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Old 11-27-2012, 11:59 PM   #1
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Jerry Seinfeld could not date this woman...

Could you? Now those are man-hands... If you can put a bag over someones head... why not bag over hands?
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:14 AM   #2
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I wouldn't say they're man hands. Just the hands of a 38 year old female with fake boobies. lol. xP


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Old 11-28-2012, 12:23 AM   #3
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:50 AM   #4
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yup those are some man hands.
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:01 AM   #5
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With those titties, I'd date her and make her smell like my spunk for a decade after I was finished with her.
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:22 AM   #6
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:58 AM   #7
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like megan fox and her toe thumbs
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Old 11-28-2012, 04:13 AM   #8
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I'd do more than just date! Haha
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:14 AM   #9
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:52 AM   #10
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bend her over....you cant see the hands...problem solved.
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:59 AM   #11
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One of my wifes friends has man hands. Shes cute and looks a bit like neve campbell. The chick from the scream movie. But here hands are rough and manly

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Old 11-28-2012, 11:22 AM   #12
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nice body ruined by oversized boobs.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:34 AM   #13
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i don't know, look at the crotch alittle closer i think that actuly might be a man with fake boobs
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:47 AM   #14
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My X had man hands but the rest was very nice. Who cares about hands?
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:48 AM   #15
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i don't know, look at the crotch alittle closer i think that actuly might be a man with fake boobs
That would be one small Johnson, lol.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:00 PM   #16
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My X had man hands but the rest was very nice. Who cares about hands?
Guys that bitch about "big" boobs...ya know...the kind of man that likes men? Like Jon?
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:26 PM   #17
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Bend her over, do work, stand her up, shake those beasts, and tell her "good day".

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Old 11-28-2012, 02:58 PM   #18
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Could you? Now those are man-hands... If you can put a bag over someones head... why not bag over hands?
If you're shallow enough to not bang her because of her hands, that's your problem.
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:20 PM   #19
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:24 PM   #20
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man hands ? you just passed the gay test.
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