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12-03-2012, 03:12 PM
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SuperModerateur
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Kids these days....
over the weekend my oldest son was asking us what we thought of his new girlfriend. During the conversation, he was emphatic that she wears makeup and he doesn't find that attractive, believing any makeup whatsoever is "caked on". He was further unimpressed that she is self-conscious about her looks and the things she does. Upon further questioning, he lamented that she could just be talking, then realize she said something stupid, then she just shuts up and quits talking.
I ask him "are you SERIOUS? Your girlfriend realizes when she says something stupid, then just voluntarily shuts up? And she likes to look good, but not overdo it? She is PERFECT!! What in the hell are you dissatisfied with?"
Needless to say, the wife didn't seem to grasp the obvious gravity of this finding, and could not find any amusement in this discovery whatsoever. So I told her, 1-don't use so much make up, and 2-....................nevermind. 
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12-03-2012, 03:19 PM
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Venom X/O
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You'd be better pressed talking to a wall 
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12-03-2012, 03:21 PM
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
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12-03-2012, 03:25 PM
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I have a big attitude!
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12-03-2012, 03:25 PM
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Frnds dn't let frnds apx early
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Can she make a sammich? If so I'd say he found a winner.
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12-03-2012, 03:33 PM
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Forum Moderator
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Hmm, sounds like she could grow into one of those "High Maintenance" girlfriends. Might cost him some $$$ to be her boyfriend. Does he have a good job?
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12-03-2012, 03:50 PM
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 You need to teach that kid whats a keeper and what isn't. He should be laying down marriage plans with that one
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12-03-2012, 04:19 PM
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RANDOM VICTIM BASTARD S.O.B.
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But she was a Thai Ladyboy with a 8 inch penis and a hard earnt taste for ass juice.
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12-03-2012, 04:24 PM
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ROWDY
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Yea she fits the slot limit for damn sure!
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12-03-2012, 05:21 PM
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SuperMod Abuser
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Jesus, Kirk. You of all people should know this is worthless without pics. 
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12-03-2012, 05:29 PM
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SuperModerateur
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Originally Posted by Fikays
Jesus, Kirk. You of all people should know this is worthless without pics. |
I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.
Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot! 
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12-03-2012, 05:35 PM
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SuperMod Abuser
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I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.
Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot! |
When she coming over next?
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12-03-2012, 05:42 PM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
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PM me for pics
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12-03-2012, 05:44 PM
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SuperMod Abuser
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12-03-2012, 05:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KMac
I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.
Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot! |
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12-03-2012, 06:00 PM
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RANDOM VICTIM BASTARD S.O.B.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
But she was a Thai Ladyboy with a 8 inch penis and a hard earnt taste for ass juice.
1997 THUNDERACE #3
2004 R1 In a state of disassemble
PHANTOM SQUADRON #530
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12-03-2012, 06:53 PM
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12-03-2012, 08:38 PM
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Kirk, i know you're an old fart. And you're a government cotractor i believe? Why is it everytime you speak, i catch legal jargon in there? You're very articulate and extremely well at identifying the main scope of an arguement and flowing with the main topics. Is any part of your work in the legal field?
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12-03-2012, 10:34 PM
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Klaus Von Slowpoke
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KMac
I ask him "are you SERIOUS? Your girlfriend realizes when she says something stupid, then just voluntarily shuts up? "
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Unfortunately, there will come a time, as with most/all women, when they stop realizing that they've said something stupid and they just keep talking and talking and talking...
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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12-04-2012, 01:14 AM
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That make me giggle hah
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