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Old 12-03-2012, 03:12 PM   #1
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Kids these days....

over the weekend my oldest son was asking us what we thought of his new girlfriend. During the conversation, he was emphatic that she wears makeup and he doesn't find that attractive, believing any makeup whatsoever is "caked on". He was further unimpressed that she is self-conscious about her looks and the things she does. Upon further questioning, he lamented that she could just be talking, then realize she said something stupid, then she just shuts up and quits talking.

I ask him "are you SERIOUS? Your girlfriend realizes when she says something stupid, then just voluntarily shuts up? And she likes to look good, but not overdo it? She is PERFECT!! What in the hell are you dissatisfied with?"

Needless to say, the wife didn't seem to grasp the obvious gravity of this finding, and could not find any amusement in this discovery whatsoever. So I told her, 1-don't use so much make up, and 2-....................nevermind.
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:19 PM   #2
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:25 PM   #5
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Can she make a sammich? If so I'd say he found a winner.
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:33 PM   #6
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Hmm, sounds like she could grow into one of those "High Maintenance" girlfriends. Might cost him some $$$ to be her boyfriend. Does he have a good job?
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:50 PM   #7
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You need to teach that kid whats a keeper and what isn't. He should be laying down marriage plans with that one
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:19 PM   #8
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:24 PM   #9
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Yea she fits the slot limit for damn sure!
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:21 PM   #10
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Jesus, Kirk. You of all people should know this is worthless without pics.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:29 PM   #11
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Jesus, Kirk. You of all people should know this is worthless without pics.
I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.

Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot!
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:35 PM   #12
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I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.

Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot!


When she coming over next?
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I've seen her one time and I thought it would have been a little creepy to be scammin' pics already.

Plus, she didn't have any make-up on and looked like sheot!
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:38 PM   #18
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Kirk, i know you're an old fart. And you're a government cotractor i believe? Why is it everytime you speak, i catch legal jargon in there? You're very articulate and extremely well at identifying the main scope of an arguement and flowing with the main topics. Is any part of your work in the legal field?
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Old 12-03-2012, 10:34 PM   #19
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I ask him "are you SERIOUS? Your girlfriend realizes when she says something stupid, then just voluntarily shuts up? "
Unfortunately, there will come a time, as with most/all women, when they stop realizing that they've said something stupid and they just keep talking and talking and talking...
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