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12-08-2012, 11:13 AM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
Join Date: Jun 2003
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I just pooped corn....
.... is the text my beautiful delicate flower of a girlfriend just sent me. I'm such a lucky guy.
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..sometimes you just gotta shake your life up and smash it against the wall to make yourself feel alive again.
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12-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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some of you need to grow up !!
Join Date: May 2010
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Location: north Alabama
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12-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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I got stanky on my hang down
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Originally Posted by BigPoppa
.... is the text my beautiful delicate flower of a girlfriend just sent me. I'm such a lucky guy.
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My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation.  Now Disney World makes me cry.
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12-08-2012, 11:25 AM
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<#=Addicted=#>
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Location: England(Hull)
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i was chatting to a women when i worked in a call centre, she was telling me she sends texts of hers to her freinds, glad im not her freind, if my fiance texted me that all the love i have if her would be gone forever....simple as lol
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12-08-2012, 11:54 AM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
Join Date: Jun 2003
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At least she didn't send a picture of it
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Never forgotten
Criminals love gun control, it makes their jobs safer.
John 14:6, Jesus Christ himself said, " I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovechaos
..sometimes you just gotta shake your life up and smash it against the wall to make yourself feel alive again.
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Originally Posted by racindego
Your Jew thread got yanked quicker than a dude at J's mom's house. |
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12-08-2012, 12:26 PM
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para bellum
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Joe get her to chew more 
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12-08-2012, 12:29 PM
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Venom X/O
Join Date: Jan 2011
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Location: Central Florida
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My siblings and I war with "poop texts"
I try and wait until I know they're eating or are in church, a fire a pic after taco night
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12-08-2012, 12:36 PM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
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Joe get her to chew more |
I discourage her from using her teeth for anything but smiling.
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ElvisWarrior
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Criminals love gun control, it makes their jobs safer.
John 14:6, Jesus Christ himself said, " I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovechaos
..sometimes you just gotta shake your life up and smash it against the wall to make yourself feel alive again.
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Originally Posted by racindego
Your Jew thread got yanked quicker than a dude at J's mom's house. |
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12-08-2012, 12:38 PM
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para bellum
Join Date: Apr 2004
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12-08-2012, 12:50 PM
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I eat my tires
Join Date: Nov 2007
Bikes: 09 White/Red
Location: MD, USA
Posts: 3,182
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Originally Posted by MANOWAR
My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation. Now Disney World makes me cry. |
At least you know you have that level of connection, OP!
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12-08-2012, 12:52 PM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MANOWAR
My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation. Now Disney World makes me cry. |
Sorry, I taught her that trick. 
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ElvisWarrior
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Never forgotten
Criminals love gun control, it makes their jobs safer.
John 14:6, Jesus Christ himself said, " I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovechaos
..sometimes you just gotta shake your life up and smash it against the wall to make yourself feel alive again.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by racindego
Your Jew thread got yanked quicker than a dude at J's mom's house. |
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12-08-2012, 01:37 PM
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Forum Moderator
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Happens to me all the time.
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12-08-2012, 02:20 PM
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Honda's Grrrrr
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Location: London, England
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Quote:
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My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation. Now Disney World makes me cry. |
Least you where warm 
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12-08-2012, 02:21 PM
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I am the vanilla gorilla!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The ATX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MANOWAR
My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation. Now Disney World makes me cry. |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
My siblings and I war with "poop texts"
I try and wait until I know they're eating or are in church, a fire a pic after taco night
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12-08-2012, 02:24 PM
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Frnds dn't let frnds apx early
Join Date: Mar 2010
Bikes: Less than I want
Location: Fort Myers, FL.
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Sweet 
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12-08-2012, 03:27 PM
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Seņor Citizen
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: KTM RC8(S1) KTM 990 SDR
Location: Pimptopia
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You should have txt'd back - "Tomorrow morning it'll be Jizz, don't complain."
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12-08-2012, 03:28 PM
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I am the vanilla gorilla!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The ATX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
You should have txt'd back - "Tomorrow morning it'll be Jizz, don't complain."
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Sent from my iPhone using Motorcycle.com App
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12-08-2012, 03:30 PM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
Join Date: Jun 2003
Bikes: Corey's Mom (cuz he can take a joke)
Location: Buffalo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
You should have txt'd back - "Tomorrow morning it'll be Jizz, don't complain."
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Lmao
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R.I.P. K_FleXXX
ElvisWarrior
GAWarrior
Never forgotten
Criminals love gun control, it makes their jobs safer.
John 14:6, Jesus Christ himself said, " I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovechaos
..sometimes you just gotta shake your life up and smash it against the wall to make yourself feel alive again.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by racindego
Your Jew thread got yanked quicker than a dude at J's mom's house. |
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12-08-2012, 05:02 PM
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L'GO MY EGGO
Join Date: Apr 2004
Bikes: KTM 990 SMT 530 EXC
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
You should have txt'd back - "Tomorrow morning it'll be Jizz, don't complain."
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cream corn will never be the same 
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