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Old 12-08-2012, 11:13 AM   #1
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I just pooped corn....

.... is the text my beautiful delicate flower of a girlfriend just sent me. I'm such a lucky guy.

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Old 12-08-2012, 11:19 AM   #3
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.... is the text my beautiful delicate flower of a girlfriend just sent me. I'm such a lucky guy.

My wife dutch ovened me once on vacation. Now Disney World makes me cry.
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Old 12-08-2012, 11:25 AM   #4
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i was chatting to a women when i worked in a call centre, she was telling me she sends texts of hers to her freinds, glad im not her freind, if my fiance texted me that all the love i have if her would be gone forever....simple as lol
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Old 12-08-2012, 11:54 AM   #5
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At least she didn't send a picture of it
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:26 PM   #6
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My siblings and I war with "poop texts"

I try and wait until I know they're eating or are in church, a fire a pic after taco night
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:36 PM   #8
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I discourage her from using her teeth for anything but smiling.
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:38 PM   #9
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:52 PM   #11
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:30 PM   #18
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