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Old 12-20-2012, 07:32 AM   #21
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Man approaches woman at the bar: "Hey, aren't you the anal ulcer queen I seen alongside the road?"

Woman: "You mean the one that was all over the net?"

Man: "Yeah"

Woman: "Yep, that was me"

Man: "Can you get me the number of your friend that was with you"
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:40 AM   #22
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The questions is who gave who anal ulcers or whatever the hell they called them.
Cyst's

Not something transferred from one person to another...So he own body gave them to her.



I've said no to a search a couple of time. One time they brought a dog out, but both times it really pissed the officer off. They will make you feel like you are in trouble for saying no, and they scare people who don't really know their own rights.
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:04 AM   #23
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:39 AM   #24
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I have to laugh at these bitches. This is America and if you let a cop stick their finger in your ass, you get what you deserve...a finger in your ass. This is true justice. Be an ignorant subject - get a finger in your ass.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:13 AM   #25
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I think I will call the DPS and schedule a ride along
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:18 AM   #26
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You know what really pisses me off? I see "Girl on Girl on the Side of the Highway" posted by Tapcon and I'm thinking Oh MY God!! They were at a bar and picked up some hot chick, but the wife and her couldn't stand it and weren't willing to wait until they got home. You can't possibly fathom my disappointment once I clicked on the thread.
Lol. Sorry to dissapoint. I will make it up in other threads
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:19 AM   #27
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I thought she'd at least check the cooter before the tooter!
She when out of frame to do the sniff!
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:26 AM   #28
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Lol. Sorry to dissapoint. I will make it up in other threads
Being in "Off Topic" I knew it wasn't going to be your usual quality.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:31 AM   #29
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:00 PM   #30
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Officer has been suspended Her ass is gone

http://www.statesman.com/news/ap/tex...-search/nTbmF/

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A female Texas trooper has been suspended amid an investigation of her videotaped body cavity search of two women along a busy highway.

Department of Public Safety spokesman Tom Vinger said late Wednesday that Trooper Kelley Halleson has been suspended with pay. Results of a Texas Rangers inquiry are expected to go to a Dallas County grand jury in January.

An Irving woman and her adult niece this week sued Halleson and a male trooper, plus DPS director Steve McCraw, over the July traffic stop. Angel and Ashley Dobbs say the search videotaped by a patrol car camera was unlawful and humiliating.

The women say a male trooper says he saw them throw cigarette butts out a window, questioned them about drugs and summoned Halleson. No drugs were found.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:19 PM   #31
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It's gonna cost them big $ for that mistake.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:26 PM   #32
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suspended with pay... news flash: thats a fvcking vacation
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:31 PM   #33
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suspended with pay... news flash: thats a fvcking vacation
I saw that, professional courtesy down here. Only cops that are child molesters get suspended without pay here.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:33 PM   #34
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:33 PM   #35
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I saw that, professional courtesy down here. Only cops that are child molesters get suspended without pay here.
public unions.....sorry but if I fk up and get "suspended" it is NEVER with pay
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:38 PM   #36
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I saw that, professional courtesy down here. Only cops that are child molesters get suspended without pay here.
Something smells fishy 'round here
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