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Old 12-27-2012, 06:51 AM   #7921
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Old 12-27-2012, 07:50 AM   #7922
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So some random stranger gets stuck in the parking lot I'm plowing. He's in a 2wd pickup truck. He's stuck and not going anywhere. He flags me down. Here's the conversation.

Him: Hey, I'm stuck, can you help me out?

Me: Sure, I've got to get the rest of this lot plowed, then I can start working on the area you're stuck in.

Him: can you just pull me out?

Me: No, my insurance doesn't cover that if your truck gets damaged. Can you just dig yourself out?

Him: I don't know, can I borrow a shovel?

Me: Let me get this straight- You decided to take a 2wd truck out in a blizzard and not bring a shovel or any means to get yourself out if you get stuck?

Him: Yeah.

Me: (been at it for 14 hours and grumpy) If I stopped to help every retard without a brain I would never get these lots done. I'm going to clear out the rest of the lot, and if you're still here, I'll help get you out on one condition. You go home and don't come back out til tomorrow.

Him: I can't do that, I need to find something to eat.

Me: You're driving a 30k dollar truck and you have no food?

Him: Yeah, I don't like to cook.

Me: I don't like to help those that don't help themselves. You have 20 minutes to get yourself out or I'm calling a tow truck. Then you'll pay 158 bucks to get your truck out of impound. Have a nice day.

He called someone and they pulled him out. There were cars off the road everywhere. It was Day of the Retards!
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Old 12-27-2012, 08:20 AM   #7923
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Old 12-27-2012, 09:42 AM   #7924
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So some random stranger gets stuck in the parking lot I'm plowing. He's in a 2wd pickup truck. He's stuck and not going anywhere. He flags me down. Here's the conversation.

Him: Hey, I'm stuck, can you help me out?

Me: Sure, I've got to get the rest of this lot plowed, then I can start working on the area you're stuck in.

Him: can you just pull me out?

Me: No, my insurance doesn't cover that if your truck gets damaged. Can you just dig yourself out?

Him: I don't know, can I borrow a shovel?

Me: Let me get this straight- You decided to take a 2wd truck out in a blizzard and not bring a shovel or any means to get yourself out if you get stuck?

Him: Yeah.

Me: (been at it for 14 hours and grumpy) If I stopped to help every retard without a brain I would never get these lots done. I'm going to clear out the rest of the lot, and if you're still here, I'll help get you out on one condition. You go home and don't come back out til tomorrow.

Him: I can't do that, I need to find something to eat.

Me: You're driving a 30k dollar truck and you have no food?

Him: Yeah, I don't like to cook.

Me: I don't like to help those that don't help themselves. You have 20 minutes to get yourself out or I'm calling a tow truck. Then you'll pay 158 bucks to get your truck out of impound. Have a nice day.

He called someone and they pulled him out. There were cars off the road everywhere. It was Day of the Retards!
it must have stayed somewhat south. My driveway didn't have more than 6" or so on it when I pulled in.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:29 AM   #7925
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:39 AM   #7926
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Didn't WI just get a bunch?
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:44 AM   #7927
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:48 AM   #7928
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it must have stayed somewhat south. My driveway didn't have more than 6" or so on it when I pulled in.
The ground was warm enough that some of it melted.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:50 AM   #7929
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:51 AM   #7930
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The ground was warm enough that some of it melted.
Ah. Also why it came off the driveway so easy.
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Old 12-27-2012, 11:09 AM   #7931
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Ah. Also why it came off the driveway so easy.
Yep. I kept clogging the honda up with slush. Had to shake it free all the time.
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:54 PM   #7932
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hmm, no sign of snow here.
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Old 12-27-2012, 05:45 PM   #7933
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That's because Illinois sucks. Why should their snowfall be any different
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Old 12-27-2012, 06:23 PM   #7934
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Old 12-27-2012, 07:45 PM   #7935
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Old 12-27-2012, 09:07 PM   #7936
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got 750 miles on the sled already.... trails around here are still bout a 7/10 and few more inches this weekend according to the weather reports... you guys should grab a sled and cmon up
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Old 12-27-2012, 09:51 PM   #7937
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I'v lived in Wi for almost 10 years and havnt seen enough snow for me to actually get one lol. Minus that snow fall 2-3 yrs ago. I keep lookin tho, i think it would be a fun as fugg.

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Old 12-28-2012, 05:16 AM   #7938
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snowing pretty good here right now.... groomers were out last night and theyll be running all weekend.... trails are the best theyve been in prolly 10 years


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Old 12-28-2012, 06:06 AM   #7939
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Old 12-28-2012, 07:11 AM   #7940
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