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12-27-2012, 06:51 AM
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#7921
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look for special phrase here
Join Date: Jul 2009
Bikes: 09 r1 from the DARKSIDE
Location: WI
Posts: 8,232
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Originally Posted by Meister37
Quit shaking your head, you're creating a draft!
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12-27-2012, 07:50 AM
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#7922
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The Lead Farmer
Join Date: Sep 2008
Bikes: 08 Raven R1, 97 F3, 94 VMax, 65 CA95, CRF80F, CRF70F, Cannondale F7, your mom.
Location: Indy area
Posts: 23,942
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So some random stranger gets stuck in the parking lot I'm plowing. He's in a 2wd pickup truck. He's stuck and not going anywhere. He flags me down. Here's the conversation.
Him: Hey, I'm stuck, can you help me out?
Me: Sure, I've got to get the rest of this lot plowed, then I can start working on the area you're stuck in.
Him: can you just pull me out?
Me: No, my insurance doesn't cover that if your truck gets damaged. Can you just dig yourself out?
Him: I don't know, can I borrow a shovel?
Me: Let me get this straight- You decided to take a 2wd truck out in a blizzard and not bring a shovel or any means to get yourself out if you get stuck?
Him: Yeah.
Me: (been at it for 14 hours and grumpy) If I stopped to help every retard without a brain I would never get these lots done. I'm going to clear out the rest of the lot, and if you're still here, I'll help get you out on one condition. You go home and don't come back out til tomorrow.
Him: I can't do that, I need to find something to eat.
Me: You're driving a 30k dollar truck and you have no food?
Him: Yeah, I don't like to cook.
Me: I don't like to help those that don't help themselves. You have 20 minutes to get yourself out or I'm calling a tow truck. Then you'll pay 158 bucks to get your truck out of impound. Have a nice day.
He called someone and they pulled him out. There were cars off the road everywhere. It was Day of the Retards!
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of every human freedom, It is the argument of tyrants; It is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt 1783
Phantom Squadron #37
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12-27-2012, 08:20 AM
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#7923
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Astronomer not Astrologer
Join Date: Apr 2011
Bikes: 09 R1, 78 CB750K8
Location: B-Town, IN
Posts: 4,461
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Wow!..... ...
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Phantom Squadron
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2009 Raven R1
Mods: Custom Fender Eliminator, Custom Extra Heavy Bar Ends, Custom Rear Brake Reservoir Relocation Bracket, Custom Clutch Sliders, Spiegler Rennsport SS Front Brake Lines, Spiegler SS Rear Brake Line, Harri's YZFR1 Sport Bike Grips, Zero Gravity Light Smoke Double Bubble Windscreen, M4 Y-Pipe, Vance and Hines CS One Exhaust, Shogun No-Cut Frame Sliders, Flash-Tune 3/4 Tune Re-Flash with QS, Ferodo ST HH Front Pads
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12-27-2012, 09:42 AM
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#7924
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R1 Forum Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
Bikes: 2010 R1, 2009 Roadstar Silverado, 2008 R6 (Sold)
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,248
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister37
So some random stranger gets stuck in the parking lot I'm plowing. He's in a 2wd pickup truck. He's stuck and not going anywhere. He flags me down. Here's the conversation.
Him: Hey, I'm stuck, can you help me out?
Me: Sure, I've got to get the rest of this lot plowed, then I can start working on the area you're stuck in.
Him: can you just pull me out?
Me: No, my insurance doesn't cover that if your truck gets damaged. Can you just dig yourself out?
Him: I don't know, can I borrow a shovel?
Me: Let me get this straight- You decided to take a 2wd truck out in a blizzard and not bring a shovel or any means to get yourself out if you get stuck?
Him: Yeah.
Me: (been at it for 14 hours and grumpy) If I stopped to help every retard without a brain I would never get these lots done. I'm going to clear out the rest of the lot, and if you're still here, I'll help get you out on one condition. You go home and don't come back out til tomorrow.
Him: I can't do that, I need to find something to eat.
Me: You're driving a 30k dollar truck and you have no food?
Him: Yeah, I don't like to cook.
Me: I don't like to help those that don't help themselves. You have 20 minutes to get yourself out or I'm calling a tow truck. Then you'll pay 158 bucks to get your truck out of impound. Have a nice day.
He called someone and they pulled him out. There were cars off the road everywhere. It was Day of the Retards!
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it must have stayed somewhat south. My driveway didn't have more than 6" or so on it when I pulled in.
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Hey Greenstreak, it's Z064life lazy ass
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Originally Posted by Gearheaded
When did I ever say I wasn't gay?
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Originally Posted by MelvinAkshay
PJ, so you lied to me.  lol it doesn't look that big  |
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12-27-2012, 10:29 AM
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#7925
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look for special phrase here
Join Date: Jul 2009
Bikes: 09 r1 from the DARKSIDE
Location: WI
Posts: 8,232
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I want snow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister37
Quit shaking your head, you're creating a draft!
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The Man, The Legend Uncle P
Phantom Squadron CO Check Out Phantom Squadron Here
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12-27-2012, 10:39 AM
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#7926
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R1 Forum Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
Bikes: 2010 R1, 2009 Roadstar Silverado, 2008 R6 (Sold)
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,248
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Didn't WI just get a bunch?
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Hey Greenstreak, it's Z064life lazy ass
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
When did I ever say I wasn't gay?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MelvinAkshay
PJ, so you lied to me. lol it doesn't look that big |
Phantom Squadron XO - http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=50
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12-27-2012, 10:44 AM
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#7927
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look for special phrase here
Join Date: Jul 2009
Bikes: 09 r1 from the DARKSIDE
Location: WI
Posts: 8,232
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Like 2 weeks ago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister37
Quit shaking your head, you're creating a draft!
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The Man, The Legend Uncle P
Phantom Squadron CO Check Out Phantom Squadron Here
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12-27-2012, 10:48 AM
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#7928
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The Lead Farmer
Join Date: Sep 2008
Bikes: 08 Raven R1, 97 F3, 94 VMax, 65 CA95, CRF80F, CRF70F, Cannondale F7, your mom.
Location: Indy area
Posts: 23,942
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Quote:
Originally Posted by z064life
it must have stayed somewhat south. My driveway didn't have more than 6" or so on it when I pulled in.
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The ground was warm enough that some of it melted.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of every human freedom, It is the argument of tyrants; It is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt 1783
Phantom Squadron #37
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12-27-2012, 10:50 AM
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#7929
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R1 Forum Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
Bikes: 2010 R1, 2009 Roadstar Silverado, 2008 R6 (Sold)
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,248
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Time flys I guess
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Hey Greenstreak, it's Z064life lazy ass
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
When did I ever say I wasn't gay?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MelvinAkshay
PJ, so you lied to me. lol it doesn't look that big |
Phantom Squadron XO - http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=50
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12-27-2012, 10:51 AM
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#7930
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R1 Forum Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
Bikes: 2010 R1, 2009 Roadstar Silverado, 2008 R6 (Sold)
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 11,248
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister37
The ground was warm enough that some of it melted.
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Ah. Also why it came off the driveway so easy.
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Hey Greenstreak, it's Z064life lazy ass
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearheaded
When did I ever say I wasn't gay?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MelvinAkshay
PJ, so you lied to me. lol it doesn't look that big |
Phantom Squadron XO - http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=50
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12-27-2012, 11:09 AM
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#7931
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The Lead Farmer
Join Date: Sep 2008
Bikes: 08 Raven R1, 97 F3, 94 VMax, 65 CA95, CRF80F, CRF70F, Cannondale F7, your mom.
Location: Indy area
Posts: 23,942
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Quote:
Originally Posted by z064life
Ah. Also why it came off the driveway so easy.
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Yep. I kept clogging the honda up with slush. Had to shake it free all the time.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of every human freedom, It is the argument of tyrants; It is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt 1783
Phantom Squadron #37
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12-27-2012, 02:54 PM
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#7932
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Aug 2010
Bikes: 2009 R1
Location: Naperville, IL
Posts: 2,366
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hmm, no sign of snow here.
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PHANTOM#420
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12-27-2012, 05:45 PM
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#7933
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look for special phrase here
Join Date: Jul 2009
Bikes: 09 r1 from the DARKSIDE
Location: WI
Posts: 8,232
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That's because Illinois sucks. Why should their snowfall be any different
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister37
Quit shaking your head, you're creating a draft!
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The Man, The Legend Uncle P
Phantom Squadron CO Check Out Phantom Squadron Here
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12-27-2012, 06:23 PM
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#7934
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A Biche & a Muddafvcka!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Bikes: 02-R6-Crashed and burned. 05-R6-Sold to my bro, still in my garage! 05-R1-Current
Location: west-consin
Posts: 1,492
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Hahaha
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PHANTOM#09
MODS:
Full Leo Vince exhaust.
Spencer Cycle track pack clutch
12K HID's.
Hot bodies Flush mounts.
Integrated Tail light.
Swing Arm Extensions.
Chain and Sprockets (-1+2).
520 conversion.
Shnitz Lowering Strap.
Roth Industries velocity stacks, block offs, and mirror block offs.
Auctmarts Fairings.
12 O'clock Speedo heeler.
PC5-map by motomummy!
STOCK: 10.2 @ 140
MODDED: 9.9 @ 140...no launch 2012
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12-27-2012, 07:45 PM
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#7935
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Join Date: May 2007
Bikes: 2012 R1 - 2007 R1 Sold
Location: Standing next to the gene pool with a bottle of bleach.
Posts: 3,615
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greenstreak9205
That's because Illinois sucks. Why should their snowfall be any different |
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2012 Raven R1
Gilles Adjustable Rear Sets
Pazzo Shorty Levers
Shogun Frame Sliders and Swing Arm Spools
Tech Spec tank grips
Custom LED Integrated Tail Light
Graves Fender Eliminator
Spiegler Brake Lines
Watsen Flush Mounts
Graves LINK 3/4 System
Cox Radiator Guard
Flashtune Interface
"If U.S. Soldiers stop shooting at you and whip out the camera phones, it's time to run."
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12-27-2012, 09:07 PM
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#7936
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my girlfriend likes girls
Join Date: Jul 2005
Bikes: Vman1300's 05 R1
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 10,201
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got 750 miles on the sled already.... trails around here are still bout a 7/10 and few more inches this weekend according to the weather reports... you guys should grab a sled and cmon up
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sig by petrol
TEAM: SO FAST SO CLEAN
IRISH RACING
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12-27-2012, 09:51 PM
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#7937
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A Biche & a Muddafvcka!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Bikes: 02-R6-Crashed and burned. 05-R6-Sold to my bro, still in my garage! 05-R1-Current
Location: west-consin
Posts: 1,492
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I'v lived in Wi for almost 10 years and havnt seen enough snow for me to actually get one lol. Minus that snow fall 2-3 yrs ago. I keep lookin tho, i think it would be a fun as fugg.
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PHANTOM#09
MODS:
Full Leo Vince exhaust.
Spencer Cycle track pack clutch
12K HID's.
Hot bodies Flush mounts.
Integrated Tail light.
Swing Arm Extensions.
Chain and Sprockets (-1+2).
520 conversion.
Shnitz Lowering Strap.
Roth Industries velocity stacks, block offs, and mirror block offs.
Auctmarts Fairings.
12 O'clock Speedo heeler.
PC5-map by motomummy!
STOCK: 10.2 @ 140
MODDED: 9.9 @ 140...no launch 2012
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12-28-2012, 05:16 AM
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#7938
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my girlfriend likes girls
Join Date: Jul 2005
Bikes: Vman1300's 05 R1
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 10,201
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snowing pretty good here right now.... groomers were out last night and theyll be running all weekend.... trails are the best theyve been in prolly 10 years
borrow a sled
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sig by petrol
TEAM: SO FAST SO CLEAN
IRISH RACING
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12-28-2012, 06:06 AM
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#7939
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The Lead Farmer
Join Date: Sep 2008
Bikes: 08 Raven R1, 97 F3, 94 VMax, 65 CA95, CRF80F, CRF70F, Cannondale F7, your mom.
Location: Indy area
Posts: 23,942
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Sleds, jet ski's and 4 wheelers have 2 things in common. I love to ride them and I will kill myself on them.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of every human freedom, It is the argument of tyrants; It is the creed of slaves.
William Pitt 1783
Phantom Squadron #37
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12-28-2012, 07:11 AM
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#7940
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I eat my R1
Join Date: Apr 2011
Bikes: 2010 White R1
Location: Downers Grove
Posts: 367
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snow fall in Illinois!
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2010 Yamaha R1
Leo Vince Unlimited Mid Night Slip On's
Two Brothers Stainless Steel Y-Pipe
ECU Flashed
BMC Air Filter
Shogun No-Cut Frame Sliders
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