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Old 01-17-2006, 09:29 AM   #1
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Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...

A friend of mine heard in the radio this morning that she was combing out her hair when she inadvertently combed downward extremly hard and caught her nipple ring and ripped it off. her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.

Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:34 AM   #2
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man i would post that we needs pics, but im not so sure. lol this is the first i have heard. i would gladly help her nurse it back to health!
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:35 AM   #3
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I call BS on that rumor. It would be funny though.
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:35 AM   #4
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God damn that would hurt...
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:36 AM   #6
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:40 AM   #7
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I call BS on that rumor. It would be funny though.

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Re: Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...

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her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.

Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
The hubby passed out. What a fag.
I guess he wont be able to look at those puppies the same from now on but thats ok.
No doubt hes got plenty of available help on hand.
Dont worry we'll be gentle.
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:47 AM   #9
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No....I bit it off.......
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:48 AM   #10
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I wonder if they put the decaped nipple in a cup of water, so it didn't get "hard"....
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:31 AM   #12
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:58 AM   #14
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K so even if it is ...

one nipple...

Christina Aguilera...

I'd still hit it...
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we alll know she doesn't comb her own hair.. she probably has about 3 hairdressers per day....
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Re: Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...

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A friend of mine heard in the radio this morning that she was combing out her hair when she inadvertently combed downward extremly hard and caught her nipple ring and ripped it off. her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.

Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
close to the mark... they were unable to find the nipple, as i'd stolen it... it'll be on ebay within the hour
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:16 PM   #17
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Lies it got caught in my big tooth.. and i jerked my head back too suddenly.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:36 PM   #18
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