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01-17-2006, 09:29 AM
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clutch it up!!!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Location: Miami, FL
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Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...
A friend of mine heard in the radio this morning that she was combing out her hair when she inadvertently combed downward extremly hard and caught her nipple ring and ripped it off. her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.
Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
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01-17-2006, 09:34 AM
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Ghostrider Squadron
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: 00 r1 now 04
Location: texas
Posts: 9,248
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man i would post that we needs pics, but im not so sure. lol this is the first i have heard. i would gladly help her nurse it back to health!
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01-17-2006, 09:35 AM
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Life is GRAND
Join Date: Mar 2002
Bikes: 02' Liquid Silver R1
Location: Rio Rancho, NM
Posts: 1,970
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I call BS on that rumor. It would be funny though.
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01-17-2006, 09:35 AM
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Booya
Join Date: Oct 2003
Bikes: 1943 Indian Scout 741
Location: Middle of the savannah river
Posts: 34,247
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God damn that would hurt...
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01-17-2006, 09:36 AM
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Una Caterva, Una Pugna
Join Date: Jun 2003
Bikes: Corey's Mom (cuz he can take a joke)
Location: Buffalo
Posts: 34,120
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01-17-2006, 09:36 AM
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My gixxer eats you!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Bikes: K5 & K8 GSX-R 1K
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
Posts: 2,153
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01-17-2006, 09:40 AM
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Voodoo!!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: 98' Blue R1 (Sold), 00' Blue R1
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 7,609
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Originally posted by LiquidR1
I call BS on that rumor. It would be funny though.
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yea 
Voodoo
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01-17-2006, 09:43 AM
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G Addict
Join Date: Apr 2002
Bikes: 04FZ1-04XR650R-02 Raptor-74 Rd350
Location: 208.12 miles to the Gap
Posts: 2,849
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Re: Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...
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Originally posted by motopsyko32
her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.
Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
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The hubby passed out. What a fag.
I guess he wont be able to look at those puppies the same from now on but thats ok.
No doubt hes got plenty of available help on hand. 
Dont worry we'll be gentle. 
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01-17-2006, 09:47 AM
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the Green Bastard
Join Date: Mar 2003
Bikes: From street to dirt - 09 WR250f
Location: Broomfield Colorado
Posts: 6,960
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No....I bit it off.......
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01-17-2006, 09:48 AM
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Faw Q, Pay me!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Bikes: '07 Zx10r...'07 Gsxr1000...'08 CRF450
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 3,634
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I wonder if they put the decaped nipple in a cup of water, so it didn't get "hard"....
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01-17-2006, 09:48 AM
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working on that new bike
Join Date: Oct 2003
Bikes: Trek 4200...not as fast as the R1
Location: My house
Posts: 4,585
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01-17-2006, 10:31 AM
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Clearin' leather...
Join Date: Jul 2003
Bikes: 2003 Liquid Silver R1 (sold)
Location: MS
Posts: 2,085
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DAPHNE'S ON THE SET!
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I've got the understanding of a four year old, I've got the peace of mind of a killer's soul, I've got the rationale of a NY cop, I've got the patience of a chopping block...TRIP LIKE I DO
FREE THE WM3
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01-17-2006, 10:53 AM
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Bulldogger
Join Date: Mar 2003
Bikes: 2004 R1/ 2001 Gsxr 600 Track
Location: Cali
Posts: 5,863
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WTF? 
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01-17-2006, 10:58 AM
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Rossi Rules!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Bikes: '04 R1 Silver (sold)
Location: Sin City
Posts: 9,287
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K so even if it is ...
one nipple...
Christina Aguilera...
I'd still hit it... 
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01-17-2006, 11:19 AM
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The Party Starter
Join Date: Jan 2005
Bikes: 2003 why zee eff are six
Location: Syracuse , NY
Posts: 1,957
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we alll know she doesn't comb her own hair.. she probably has about 3 hairdressers per day....
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01-17-2006, 01:11 PM
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dunning-kruger researcher
Join Date: Jul 2003
Bikes: two wheels, two legs, **** you
Location: mars
Posts: 10,270
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Re: Christina Aguilera rips off nipple ring...
Quote:
Originally posted by motopsyko32
A friend of mine heard in the radio this morning that she was combing out her hair when she inadvertently combed downward extremly hard and caught her nipple ring and ripped it off. her husband came to help her but passed out from all the blood. Doctors had to stich her nipple back on.
Does anyone know if this is true? I cant find it ANYWHERE on the net....
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close to the mark... they were unable to find the nipple, as i'd stolen it... it'll be on ebay within the hour
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01-17-2006, 01:16 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Bikes: 2002 R1 da red ONE
Location: Michigan
Posts: 717
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Lies it got caught in my big tooth.. and i jerked my head back too suddenly. 
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01-17-2006, 03:36 PM
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#18
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Blue ones faster
Join Date: Sep 2004
Bikes: 05 R1 <--the faster one
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 674
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I had to ..
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01-17-2006, 03:38 PM
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Wishin' I Was Fishin'
Join Date: Jan 2002
Bikes: '89 R1
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 27,258
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Keep Calm and Chive On
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01-17-2006, 05:13 PM
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#20
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My R1 eats me.
Join Date: Dec 2005
Bikes: R1
Location: Canada
Posts: 14
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 OUCH!!!!
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