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**Kangaroo** · 12-09-2011, 12:59 PM

(12-09) 12:14 PST Sacramento, Calif. (AP) --
A California prison psychologist is charged with faking her own rape in an unsuccessful bid to persuade her husband to move to a safer neighborhood.
Sacramento authorities say Laurie Ann Martinez conspired with a friend to create the appearance that she was beaten, robbed and raped in her home in April.
Investigators said Friday that she ripped open her blouse, split her own lip, scraped her knuckles with sandpaper and had her friend punch her with boxing gloves.
Police say it was all a ploy to get her husband to agree to move to a more desirable neighborhood. Instead, the couple is divorcing.
Martinez, who is 36, faces two counts of conspiracy. The charges were first reported by The Sacramento Bee.
Her attorneys did not immediately comment on Friday.

**InkedR1Pilot** · 12-09-2011, 01:02 PM

this could fill its own section

**Kangaroo** · 12-09-2011, 01:02 PM

I thought it would be a useful compendium...

**InkedR1Pilot** · 12-09-2011, 01:03 PM

this might be the first v. 3.0 thread

**InkedR1Pilot** · 12-09-2011, 01:05 PM

http://www.therundown.tv/headlines/j...-and-eat-them/

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woman tries to rip babys arms off and eat them

**Kangaroo** · 12-09-2011, 01:11 PM

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Klo1320 · 12-09-2011, 01:16 PM

guess her plan backfired.

**Kangaroo** · 12-09-2011, 02:43 PM

and it doesn't improve with age.

bsgesch · 12-09-2011, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kangaroo

and it doesn't improve with age.

Ain't that the truth...

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, thanks.

hawk71 · 12-10-2011, 07:19 AM

You Tube

And she only wanted chicken nuggets. Imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar!

You Tube

TheForumGay · 12-10-2011, 09:21 AM

I bet the person behind that crazy chick in the drie thru was pissed..

TheForumGay · 12-10-2011, 09:23 AM

http://nerdbastards.com/2011/09/09/c...bites-old-guy/

Twenty two year old Josephine Smith thinks she’s a vampire. So much so that she attacked an old man in an electric wheelchair in front of a Hooters, saying, “I’m a vampire. I am going to eat you,” as she proceeded to tear away chunks of skin from his arm and face. What the ****, right? The kicker is that she’d studied to be a dental assistant. Har har har.

rocalotopus · 12-10-2011, 09:31 AM

title is redundant

greenstreak9205 · 12-10-2011, 09:38 AM

reduntant yet delightfully accurate

Weth56 · 12-10-2011, 01:16 PM

EXPLAINED **************** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADo...ayer_embedded#!

**Kangaroo** · 12-10-2011, 01:30 PM

TheBigO · 12-10-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gearheaded

http://nerdbastards.com/2011/09/09/c...bites-old-guy/

Twenty two year old Josephine Smith thinks she’s a vampire. So much so that she attacked an old man in an electric wheelchair in front of a Hooters, saying, “I’m a vampire. I am going to eat you,” as she proceeded to tear away chunks of skin from his arm and face. What the ****, right? The kicker is that she’d studied to be a dental assistant. Har har har.

I like the ones that bite.

**Kangaroo** · 12-10-2011, 02:41 PM

Check for rabies

TheForumGay · 12-10-2011, 03:59 PM

the guy was in a wheelchair!!

TheForumGay · 12-10-2011, 04:03 PM

this chick is creative.

http://www.5newsonline.com/news/kfsm...,3294143.story

A woman was arrested for allegedly trying to make methamphetamine inside a Tulsa, Okla., Walmart store.

Alisha Halfmoon, 45, took items used to make meth from the store shelves and began mixing them in the store on 81st and Lewis, police say.

She reportedly told police she was too broke to buy the chemicals. Walmart security told police the woman had been in the store for several hours. When she was arrested, she had already mixed two containers of sulfuric acid, police say.

According to a published report, the chemical Halfmoon mixed were so toxic it ate some of the paint off of the shelf in the store and one officer was treated for chemical burns. Police say they arrested Halfmoon last month in another meth sting. She had just recently been released.