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10-31-2012, 04:26 AM
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Movie Quote Guessing Game....
I'll start with an easy one. 
"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? "
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-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:32 AM
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I eat my R1
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Fear and loathing in las vegas?
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10-31-2012, 04:40 AM
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2 wierd to live, 2 rare to die
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Yup, Fear and Loathing
Sent from my Motorcycle iPhone app
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Petrol is the man!! Thanks for the sig.
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Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
I'm currently smasked out on Codine so pfft meh to you
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10-31-2012, 04:41 AM
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 Too easy..you got one?
Here's another...
"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
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-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:44 AM
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R1SP only the best will do
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Shaun of the dead?
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10-31-2012, 04:46 AM
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What about this one?... Movie and actor?....
" Would it... kill you to say something?..
"No." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's fountain of conversation, man.
That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man.
Shit. I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fvcking way from Brainard driving.
Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fvcking thing just in the way of conversation.
Oh fvck it.
I don't have to talk to you either, man.
See how you like it.
Just total fvcking silence.
Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it.....
Total silence. "
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-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
Last edited by CARBONAR1; 10-31-2012 at 04:49 AM.
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10-31-2012, 04:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knackers
Shaun of the dead?
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Yep.
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:52 AM
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R1SP only the best will do
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Evil genius Seth Green.
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10-31-2012, 04:56 AM
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Let's see if you geezers can pick this one?....
"Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer.
Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over.
A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over : 'Now fvck off and watch it somewhere else.'
Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance.
He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer.
'That's fvcking it !', says the guy.
'That's fvcking what ?', says Rory.
Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe.
Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game.
His team's won too. Four-nil. "
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:57 AM
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Seņor Citizen
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The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
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10-31-2012, 04:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knackers
Evil genius Seth Green.
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
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Nice one Bruvvah! 
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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10-31-2012, 04:59 AM
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Easy one. Lock stock and two smoking barrels 
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10-31-2012, 05:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CARBONAR1
Nice one Bruvvah! |
I said, Nice one Bruva!
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10-31-2012, 05:03 AM
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You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fu*king square root of something.
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10-31-2012, 05:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knackers
Easy one. Lock stock and two smoking barrels |
You mean my "Rory" one?... You betcha!
Here's another classic, easy one. (You should get it from the first two words!)
"This watch.
This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi.
He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp.
Now he knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away.
The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.
He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'.
His ass.
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.
Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch.
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.
Now, little man, I give the watch to you."
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
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10-31-2012, 05:06 AM
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R1SP only the best will do
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fu*king square root of something.
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Smokin Aces
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10-31-2012, 05:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrol_Spice
I said, Nice one Bruva!
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NICE ONE B R U V V A H !
Me and my eldest younger bruvvah did that all the time, around then! 
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10-31-2012, 05:07 AM
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R1SP only the best will do
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Bedtime bye bye
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10-31-2012, 05:09 AM
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G'night Knackers. 
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FASTER AND FASTER 'TILL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
-HUNTER S. THOMPSON .................................................. ............................................sig by PETROL_SPICE
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