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Old 11-25-2012, 09:12 AM   #1
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was looking back at old messages on my phone

when I found this gem from me to my sister....I must of have been pretty drunk not to rip on her for this! She has a R6, I think its a 2009
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:14 AM   #2
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um...lol...what the hell.
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:14 AM   #3
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:16 AM   #4
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Sounds like my Sister in law.
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:09 AM   #5
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:19 AM   #6
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Was she drunk as well???
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:23 AM   #7
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I wonder if she was thinking the state inspection sticker were the date of manufacturer for the gas?

lmao at asking if your sister has a butt plug.
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:32 AM   #8
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Is she cute? If so, I'm going to take a vacation to Florida.
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:40 AM   #9
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lmao at asking if your sister has a butt plug.
He is in FL that's the norm here.
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:49 AM   #10
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He is in FL that's the norm here.
Right! Women don't know how to change their headlight fluid, let alone which gas to use
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:59 AM   #11
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You can hear the text in that message? You sir are a sorcerer.
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:19 PM   #12
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Is she cute? If so, I'm going to take a vacation to Florida.
She lives in Nebraska


old pic, now she is a firefighter
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:23 PM   #13
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So she can handle a gun and a hose? I like your sister.
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:26 PM   #14
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old pic, now she is a firefighter




Hmm, short jaunt down from South Canada.
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:29 PM   #15
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So she can handle a gun and a hose? I like your sister.
You have to give her credit for putting up with an older brother like Aron too. I'm sure he "banned" her to her room and locked the door on her a time or two when he was a drunk teenager.
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Yep I'm that good .


I also know that Arons' sister is really Crissy.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:28 PM   #18
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:50 PM   #19
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I also know that Arons' sister is really Crissy.
You mean aron tried to bang his sister? No wonder she said no

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I also know that Arons' sister is really Crissy.
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