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12-03-2012, 05:08 PM
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dako-poozeh-heh
Join Date: Nov 2007
Bikes: 06 CBR 1000RR
Location: So Cal
Posts: 495
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Pregnant 18 year old
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
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He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fvck her again."
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12-03-2012, 05:10 PM
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INSTIGATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE
Join Date: Apr 2009
Bikes: 2003 R1 SPECIAL EDITION
Location: Pflugerville, TEXAS
Posts: 19,920
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sig courtesy of UNCLE PETROL
"It is inconceivable that the framers - seeking to provide Americans with a means to resist tyrannical government - would fashion a right that can be exercised only in the context of a militia that is under government control." Robet A. Levy
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM]
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12-03-2012, 05:18 PM
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SuperModerateur
Join Date: Apr 2005
Bikes: 1980 Huffy Santa Fe
Location: Huntsvegas
Posts: 41,963
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hahahaha........
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12-03-2012, 05:19 PM
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SuperMod Abuser
Join Date: Nov 2004
Bikes: 2000 R1; 1999 R1 trackwhore; 2007 R6r trackwhore; Sold: 1999 R1, 2000 Ducati 996, 2008 R6s
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 26,979
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SIG courtesy of petrol!
R1-015 `Ghostrider` Squadron CO
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12-03-2012, 05:19 PM
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Bow Chika Wow
Join Date: Apr 2012
Bikes: '11 R1
Location: KCK
Posts: 55
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Lmao
Sent from my DROID RAZR MAXX
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12-03-2012, 05:19 PM
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Venom X/O
Join Date: Jan 2011
Bikes: 2009 Raven R1
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 12,027
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KMac
I could see myself watching Magic Mike EVERY weekend.
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12-03-2012, 05:21 PM
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AKA John Redcorn
Join Date: Aug 2006
Bikes: 04 Shift Red/Raven/50th Anniversary R1.
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Posts: 2,254
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Good one!
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12-03-2012, 05:24 PM
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Frosty runs are the best
Join Date: Sep 2007
Bikes: Want a new bike
Location: Nashville,Tn
Posts: 18,236
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12-03-2012, 05:25 PM
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ROWDY
Join Date: Jan 2011
Bikes: 2009 Yamaha R1
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 10,251
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Damn Straight!
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12-03-2012, 05:39 PM
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big tracks scare me
Join Date: Jul 2010
Bikes: R6 track slut
Location: NW Chicago suburb
Posts: 7,323
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12-03-2012, 06:11 PM
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I have a big attitude!
Join Date: Jan 2009
Bikes: 2007 R1
Location: 818
Posts: 6,741
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12-03-2012, 06:51 PM
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R1-011 Wolfpack C/O
Join Date: Apr 2005
Bikes: 06 50th
Location: Woodland, Wa
Posts: 17,230
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That's a good one.
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TEAM: SO FAST SO CLEAN
Godspeed Chad "Gawarrior" Clifton - June 25, 2008
R1-011 Wolfpack Squadron C/O
NW USA: WA, OR & Alaska
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12-03-2012, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Bikes: 03 600rr, 02 r1
Location: Harrington Maine
Posts: 4,149
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Sig pic courtesy of Uncle Petrol "Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." -G. Washington
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