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I thrive on horse power
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Guys, And Lady

I just had word that cops are on Flemington road. (City Area) and are catching all Motor Cyclists who use the bike lanes.... So I guess they'll be doing it on other roads soon enough.....

If only they'd do the same to the stupid cyclists who pull in front of everyone at the lights and then go slow (like Jords) :lol

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Someone say cops?

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? boy i'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swaited her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

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yeah i seen them do that before, that is why i rarely use a bike lane, i split between traffic at lights or if it going slow

Señor Citizen
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They need to call in the choppers before I stop! :rant
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