[LtdR1Ryder]

I know a lot of people when they buy a bike they want it straight out of the crate. Most of know people will sit on the ones in the dealer, play with the throttle, squeeze the brake and clutch, and do who know what's else. How many of you demand your new bike out of the crate even though there is one on the showrooom floor?

 

[hypeR1]

better be the crate.

There is no excuse when spending that much money to get the demo model that's been sitting around on the showroom while 50 people fart on my seat.

If you are buying the floor model, be sure to ask the dealer for some sort of discount, because the bikes been touched and scuffed by everyone.

If you were paying that kinda dough, what would you prefer? New or used. You be the judge.

 

[solo]

would love to see a bike arrive in a crate ...

floor model = discount price please

 

[SmokeEater]

Nothin' like a good fart on the seat to break it in. That's when you know its really your's.

 

[Swedie]

HAHAHA! :girl

I can convert your name to Fart Eater mohaha!

 

[SmokeEater]

Marking your territory

As far as marking your territory goes, the dealers really prefer a fart on the seat over peeing a circle around the bike on the showroom floor.

 

[Kathleen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any minute now I expect to hear belching and to see a bunch of guys scratching themselves!