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Nightmare About to Come True
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Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring except on the track
There was a Suzuki and Kawi way in the back
The R1 was leading with no one in sight
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Really?
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Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring except on the track
There was a Suzuki and Kawi way in the back
The R1 was leading with no one in sight
But the others wouldn´t give in without fight
Too bad the R1 was ridden by a f*cker
As the others came closer, his rectum did pucker
The others went by him, pass after pass
Oh god darn, he thought, I ride like an ass


OH MAN! What do I win?!
 

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Nightmare About to Come True
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I guess you don't like your R1 much,or were you writing about your riding skills;)
 

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Oh Canabis
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Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring except on the track
There was a Suzuki and Kawi Way in the back
The R1 was leading with no one in site
Then out of the next bend he saw something he liked
There were umbrella girls dancing about
As they saw the R1 coming they started to shout
The winner of the race will receive a fantasy of delights
As he receives the services of the umbrella girls for one night
The R1 pilot let out a big gasp
As he knew the race was within his grasp
Around the final turn with checkered flag in sight
The pilot knowing what was in store for him tonight
After an evening of erotic passion with 12 umbrella girls
The R1 pilot was on top of the world. :cool:
 
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