The following is from a poster on a wall in a performance shop I was in a while back: kinda funny...
IF IT ROLLS, FLOATS, FLYS OR CRASHES,
RUNS ON GASOLINE OR HIGH EXPLOSIVES, GO'S
FAST, SHOOTS A BIG BULLET OR MAKES LOTS OF
NOISE, THUS PRODUCING TORQUE OR RECOIL,
ITS COOL
BUT:
IF IT’S A BALL MADE OF LEATHER OR
INFLATED WITH AIR, THAT’S HIT WITH
A BAT, RACKET, OR CLUB. EITHER BOUNCED
OR THROWN. OR USED IN A GAME PLAYED ON A
COURT, GREEN, FIELD, OR COURSE, BY YUPPIES
OR LIBERALS
IT SUCKS
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void where prohibited, need not be present to win, this is only a test, finance charge based OAC. all local state, and federal laws apply, please see a doctor.
IF IT ROLLS, FLOATS, FLYS OR CRASHES,
RUNS ON GASOLINE OR HIGH EXPLOSIVES, GO'S
FAST, SHOOTS A BIG BULLET OR MAKES LOTS OF
NOISE, THUS PRODUCING TORQUE OR RECOIL,
ITS COOL
BUT:
IF IT’S A BALL MADE OF LEATHER OR
INFLATED WITH AIR, THAT’S HIT WITH
A BAT, RACKET, OR CLUB. EITHER BOUNCED
OR THROWN. OR USED IN A GAME PLAYED ON A
COURT, GREEN, FIELD, OR COURSE, BY YUPPIES
OR LIBERALS
IT SUCKS
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void where prohibited, need not be present to win, this is only a test, finance charge based OAC. all local state, and federal laws apply, please see a doctor.
