FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Oct 31 2010 8:50pm
Lucky 13th Roll Call Headquarters
An unofficial count at this time shows the Lucky 13th Squadron leading the way to a decisive win over Venom. The 013 has 16/44 members checked in for 36%, and the 016 trailing far behind with 31/172 members checked in (as of this post) for 18%.
The reason for Venoms lack of Esprit-de-corps is unknown at this time, but could possibly be attributed to the members interest in FOX's TV reality show, "So You Think You Can Dance". Despite an attempt to cajole the Venom membership to check in by seducing them with a prize, an anonymous source on the street reports that Venoms R1Buttercup has been seen on Ebay bidding on markers to make the sign that the defeated C/O is required to post per challenge rules. (see 1st post)
The Lucky 13ths projected landslide victory should be officially posted on Monday.