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Here's some stuff that I found on glocktalk.com.....funny stuff. Feel free to ad more to the thread. Alot of good quotes in here.

1. "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
(Paul Rodriguez)

2. "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
(Army's magazine of preventive maintenance ).

3. "Aim towards the Enemy."
(Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)

4. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
(U.S. Marine Corps)

5. Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit
the ground.
(U.S. Air Force)

6. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
(Infantry Journal)

7. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed.
(US Air Force Manual)

8. Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never
encountered automatic weapons.
(Gen. MacArthur)

9. Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
(Infantry Journal)

10. You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
(Marine Gunnery Sergeant)

11. Tracers work both ways.
(US Army Ordnance)

12. Five second fuses only last three seconds.
(Infantry Journal)

13. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever
volunteer to do anything.
(US Navy Seaman)

14. Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
(David Hackworth)

15. If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush.
(Infantry Journal)

16. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
(Joe Gay)

17. Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
(Admiral Hornblower)

18. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
(Unknown Marine Recruit)

19. Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
(Your Buddies)

20. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
(Army Platoon Sergeant)

21. If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission
properly.
(David Hackworth)

22. Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your
national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes
the ink to dry.
(Drill Instructor)

23. In the Navy, the Chief is always right.
(Written on the door into the Chiefs quarters)
 

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15. If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush.

whew... still recovering from that one ;)
 

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Brian0128 said:


3. "Aim towards the Enemy."
(Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)


thats funny.. lol..

IXI
 

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IXIEvilR1 said:
thats funny.. lol..

IXI
It's like with clay mores. We have the same here in Sweden. "Denna sida mot fienden".:)
 

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"20. Mines are equal opportunity weapons."

That is so true... and very equal indeed!!!! :lol

That's funny... but this one is my favorite !!!

"5. Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground. "

I love the whole idea of carpet bombing, it's a wonder of modern science and engineering.. level an entire area in no time...with almost no man power....
 

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a lot of that is funny - but extremely necessary information to some of the grabasses that go into the military. Hell , I remember the first job assignment I had as a D.I. was to lead a female platoon of clerks through M-16 training on a live-fire range.

Did I mention they were female ? nuff said.
 
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