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I just got my Alpinstars pants to go with my jacket, mind you it took like a week and a half, but no biggy on that. I was so fricken happen and then I go to put them on, and keep in mind I'm pretty stocky and short, I'm 5'5" wear a 44 jacket and a 32 waist and I have a ghettofabulous booty.

I go to put the pants on and because of my exceptionally large arse, it's not fat it's just ghetto, my testies are getting ready to visit my thoat.

I was like, you skinny arse no butt Europeans. :mad: hehehehe j/k

So now my only option is to go a size up so my 2 friends down under and the party tray I have for a back side can fit, but then my knee draggers are going to be used as ankle draggers.

All I'm saying is where do I go to either:

A: Get stretched out
B: Go to get my arse sawed off or
C: Send my commission check to thicken you boys up?

P.S. Just having some fun.
 

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