[bongoray]

Hey guys. I don't know if this has ben done here or not, but it usually ends up being pretty funny. I'll kick off a story, then leave it for the next guy to add to it, and so on and so on:

It was a beautiful Saturday morning perfect for a ride. I threw on my leathers, called my buddy and he was on his way over. I wheeled my baby out of the garage and fired her up.

I was about to burst I wanted to ride so bad. I then heard the sweet sound of exhaust coming down the street towards my house. It was my buddy. He pulls into the driveway takes off his helmet and says.....

 

[Swedie]

"Hey I saw this :boobies just down the street with no clothes and she :hellobye at me and wanted me to pull over... but I didn't" :machinegu

The two quickly fired up their R1's (<-- yeah) and was quick to arrive at the place where this :boobies was supposed be standing naked.

But...

(alright .. make something good out of that HEHE :lol)

 

[EarlThePearl]

...instead of a naked girl, there were these two guys on GSXR's giving us dirty looks. I said, "You guys got a problem?"

One of they guys pipes up, "Nah, I ain't got no problem."

"Well you do now!" I start a rolling burnout and circle around these two punks a couple of times. Then, out of nowhere...

 

[Droog]

Come the two naked girls again, only they weren't girls, they were shemales.

 

[1fasr1]

As soon as I was able to quit vomiting :ugh .....I wheelied away from them and toward hopefully more authentic :boobies at the beach.

 

[bojackr1]

But as my front wheel touches the ground I
look in my mirror and see that one of the guys
on the Gixxer's has my boy in the headlock and one of the she-males is about to go PULP FICTION on his ass
so I..........

 

[Abe]

...turn the bike around and goes hard on the throttle. As I approach the two bitches I do a 180 stoppie and manages, exactly by the time I hit the ground with the rear wheel, to force my excaust in the shemales ass, and I reved it up to 11 000 until the shemale exploded.
But thats when the scary part began....

 

[StalkerEJ]

She didnt blow up....it just launched her and her shemale friend out of the town. As the two ugly bitches flew over the tree tops we asked the two guys on the gixxers to race.....

 

[Swedie]

... but some odd smell started pouring from their bikes after we stopped to have a talk with them. I just had the laugh of my life when I understood they just shit their pants of fear of the R1's being so close to them. We had to back off several feets to get rid of the very strong stinky air surrounding these two gixxers.

Being such bad asses my friend and I wanted to teach the gixxer dudes a lession that would make they wish they were never born.

So this is what we did...

 

[bojackr1]

So my friend and I threw our R1's in
neutral and reved-up, with the pipes
pointing towards the Gixxer's, and then we hit the
kill switches on our bikes.
Well the backfire ignited the shit fumes coming off
their asses..... BOOM!!!!
But just as we start to celebrate we hear the 2
she-males running towards us like they needed a ride
and we was EDDIE MURPHY!!!
With our bikes off we needed to think quick........

 

[Petrol_Spice]

understanding that these two geezers rode gixxers I know that there would be a can of WD40 close at hand, I found it in the top pocket of ones jacket - I sprayed left, I sprayed right....... I found my zippo......char grilled gixxer was surely on the menu tonight.

But I had no bong to play my song...... so me and my friend, started the R's again and..........

 

[R1_JOKER]

and began to speed off but these were not just 2 regular shemales they were the 1 million dollar shemales, they quckly began to morph into 2 R1's, knowing that is the only bike that would be able to catch us of coarse, so we were then in a high speed race through across town so I quickly decided to take them to me and my friends favorite road for twisties, yea these bitches were about to play in our turf when suddenly...................

 

[Abe]

just after coming over a brow of a hill, fighting fairing to fairing we all saw the biggest assembly of HD-riders (hearing dissability-riders) we had ever seen. We all stopped on a dime and looked at eachother. "Lets play together on this one" my R1 friend told the Gixxer guys. "Alright they said". We all started to rev our bikes until we had the attention of every HD rider on the bottom of the hill. I said "so this is what it feels like to be staired at by 200 lard asses"
And then....

 

[Petrol_Spice]

.....Then the just as these Hardly Dribbling riders pulled their KY from there duffles, my mate seperates them like moses and the red see.

It only took seven seconds for us to realise that we had lost them....

so we kept riding till we hit the beach, once there we were surrounded by more silicon then a computer chip and.......

 

[R1_OOKLAH]

and by that time the she-males had so much fun they had forgotten about why they were chasing us and they started macking on some other gixer dudes.
and just then we noticed a photo shoot for new model year R1's going on with hot bikini babes leather lace the works so we.........

 

[CLovaR1]

Went over to the photo shoot and I pulled out my HK-MP5 from my back pack and demanded that the photographer lay face down as I took the '02 R1. I had my buddy watch the R1 as I rode mine up the street a ways and stashed it in the woods until later that night. I went back and jumped on the '02 R1 and we rolled off. As we were leaving, i noticed one of those shemales on a cell phone obviously talking to a cop so we........

 

[Solidus]

My part.....................

Decided to do a flyby. As we got closer , my buddy and I noticed that the cop was noneother than Solidus.
We picked up a little speed and mondo mono'ed past him and he gave us a harty:thumbup for all the R1 pilots in blue. When we got to the end of the street I whipped out my cellphone and called him to tell him the story of what happened. , He told us that the :boobies were trying to file a report against us but he :iamwithst would take care of it. The :boobies were told that we were a part of an advance team of elite agents assigned to ensure the dominance of R1 street performance. He also informed the photgrapher that his bike had been surrendered to our agency in the interest of national security. The photagrapher tried to get our names but were informed that our identities were G14 classified.
Now that we had taken care of we hit the freeway where we happened upon a..............................

 

[bongoray]

...the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard. They motioned to me that they needed help. I looked back and saw Rosco Pico Train following them in his squad car. So as a diversionary tactic, I lofted the front wheel up and rode a sweet stand up wheelie through traffic.

I was keeping an eye on the road, and noticed that the bridge was out. So still on one wheel I hit the crub, and nailed the throttle. I completed a full backflip and landed still on a stand up wheelie. :rock

The fuzz was toast! That's when I pulled over and regrouped with my buddy...

 

[Swedie]

... who apparently didn't make the jump. He instead hit the end of the bridge real bad. Well the bike hit real bad. My bud landed in the river and swimmed back to the shore line and ran over to me and told the story.

It was so funny, he had just borrowed one of the shemales' Gixxers to see what the fuzz was all about. The gixxer seemingly didn't have enough power to make the jump.. giving the score 0/10. While me on my R1 got a perfect score from the audience who had gathered by the road to watch the jump.

Then in the distance my bud and I discovered that the two shemales on the gixxers... well, now only one gixxer was running towards us screaming all kinds of ugly words....

 

[CLovaR1]

I waited for the shemale to pull up before I made my move. Soon as she arrived she started talkin shiz about my R1. I was like "bitch please" and hit across the head with my helmet. I looked over at my buddy and he kicked her in the stomach while she was down. I repeated "bitch stop startin shit, see where it got you". As I started to walk away I saw her reach into her purse, out came a Glock 23, the compact model. I said "oh shit" and started running. As I...........