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'04 R1 Owner, I am calling you out....

3.3K views 43 replies 30 participants last post by  Suke1123  
#1 ·
After a long day of riding, I stop by a local Shell gas station to fill up. It is located at Higgins right behind Voodoo by Woodfield in Schaumburg. I see two R1's, a blue one and a red one in the midst of a few gixxers, a tl, a cbr1000rr a cbr600rr and a few other bikes. The guy on the Red one was bald and was riding a girl. Both riders had no helmets and no gear what so ever. I ask the guy on the red one how he liked it, and he was pretty cool about it.

The other guy on the blue R1 left the gas station when I left with my girlfriend. He seemed to leave his whole group behind. He pulled up behind me in a left turn lane and this is where the arrogance started. I asked him if he had ever ridden an '02 R1 like mine. He said, "No, but this one is better than yours" :finger That response shocked me (note that this one still had temporary plates and he had no gear on) because it was so blunt(I know it's true, but that response was uncalled for). I asked him if he could wheelie it, and he proceeded to brag that he held one for 1/2 a mile today. We were turning left onto a Highway, so I asked him to show me (My intentions were to call his bluff and show him a real 1/2 Mile standup...squiddy I know, but it would have been fun to show this guy up). He responds by saying that he has to wait for his guys and can't show me, but he left them 1/2 mile away! What bull.

So my response to him, I am calling you out brother. You give a bad name to motorcyclist community and the brotherhood. Anyone who knows of this group of riders, please PM me. I think he was of Greek, Russian, or Polish descent. I challenge him to show me his bike is "better" than my bike with HIS @SS on the seat. I will drag race him and I will show him how to take turns. I will not race for top speed because I know the '04 will shine there regardless of the rider.

Let the flaming begin because I know this is completely extensive, immature, and dangerous. I am taking it this far because I'm fed up with all the non-helmet, speeding 150mph in traffic, buying '04 liter bikes as first motorcycles for the sake of B!TCHES and @SS, nonsense.

To every man, his own, whether it be buying a bike for poser purposes, or to prep it for nesba races, but if you are putting yourself, other riders, and the passengers you ride in danger, and when you talk to me like you are a better man because you ride the cutting edge in motorcycles, I will have a word with you and you better be able to back your words with some actions and skills.

PM me if you have any information on this prick.
 
#6 · (Edited)
When you find'em let me at him again with my Turbo Lamborghini Diablo VT pushing nearly 1000 horses. I'll smok'em again for you and fry his ass on his R1 with my exhaust flames.
I also hate people who act like that also bro. I have a car that is in a class of its own, but I act like a normal fella and don't think I'm better than anybody else because I have a lamborghini.

Tell you guys a funny story. One time I walked out of a grocery store and saw a fellow pull up in his Ferrari 360 modenas spyder. He got out of his car and walked to the store with his head held up high wearing his preppy outfit, and beside him was his girlfriend. Well, I didn't know they were that snobbish until I asked him how he likes his car. He replies "more than you'll ever know and never experience my friend" and his girlfriend (fine Amer-asian chick) laughs at that retarded line and puts in her .02 cents and says to me "uh, don't waste your breathe honey on dreamers" they both laugh and walked into the store.
I walked to my lambo and one of the store employees ran to me and said "I heard what they said, you should show that asshole up and stick it to that bitch. They always walk in here throwing their arrogance around. Show them who's the man boss"
I laughed and said, "I'll see what I can do".
hehe. So, I waited in my lambo and turned on my car to warm up my turbos; it's time to put these two characters in their place.
Revving my engine I could hear my turbos whine oh sooo sweet.
About 5 minutes pass and here they come out of the store.
They get into their car, and the store clerk was right. That a-hole screeches away from the parking lot leaving a huge tire skid mark on the ground with no regards for innocents.
I followed them for about 15 minutes and finally we clear traffic a bit and a lane to his right was clear and I pulled up next to him. They had their top down playing loud music. My windows are tinted so they couldn't see me. His girlfriend starts to gawk at my ride and they turn the music lower and dude honks his horn telling me to roll down my window so he could have a word with me. As I roll down my window, he says "nice ride" until the window goes down far enough so he could see me and recognize me. He then says "hey aren't you the guy from the supermarket" with his eyes wide open in awe as well as his stupid girlfriend.
I say, "yeah" and I gave them both the :finger followed with a hand gesture to his girlfriend that I'd eat her out. hahahaha.

That got him so pumped up he said "buster, your lamborghini is old news mine is today whereas yours is yesterdays."
I roll up my window cause I don't want to hear any more of their ranting. It's left to the machines now and the wait for the green light. The broad hurries up and buckles up her four point harness and holds both of her hands onto the dashboard scared shitless...hahaha no more laughs and fun and games now huh?
The light turns green and I let dude go about a one-two second headstart and as he took off his girlfriend gave me the finger as if I was eating their dust. It was go time!! To make a long story short, I passed that Modenas up as if it was a second rate car. As I passed them I rolled down my windows and gave them another :finger. We get to the next light and I said "Today's car you say? Looks like your mamma's car. Should I give you 5 seconds this time?" hahaha. He turned left and got the heck out of there without saying anything all pissed off and red faced full of embarrassment. In other words, what do you guys say it here on the forum? They got owned.

Take care brothers
 
#7 ·
You were prepared to do a 1/2 mile standup with your girlfriend on the back? Because he made a statement that you know to be true? Did he say that he was a better rider than you?

We can pretty much guess that if he had any skills, he would probably be wearing some gear (acquiring skills usually involves a few crashes, i.e. you learn to wear gear) and he wouldn't be bragging about how good his bike was. So if he had tried anything, he probably would have wrecked a new bike as well as hurt himself. If you hit some diesel oil, etc..., you might have hurt yourself or your g/f.

Squids will be squids - why not just let it go?
 
#9 ·
Suke1123 said:
When you find'em let me at him again with my Turbo Lamborghini Diablo VT pushing nearly 1000 horses. I'll smok'em again for you and fry his ass on his R1 with my exhaust flames.
I also hate people who act like that also bro. I have a car that is in a class of its own, but I act like a normal fella and don't think I'm better than anybody else because I have a lamborghini.




I hate it every time I have to blow away high 9 second R1s with my Ferrari Enzo...... I really hate to waste the gas on those big talking losers, but someone needs to teach them a lesson........

:machinegu


:beer
 
#10 ·
What did you expect? You were in poser central. You filled up right by Streets of Woodfield right? SOW as it's supposedly known around here. That place is chalk full of chrome rims, teeny bopper girls in tank tops riding on the back's of Busa's and the latest and greatest that money can buy (besides gear for some reason). Hang out in a poser/squid/idiot area and you're bound to run into some. Show me the way bro I'll spank his ass w/ my outdated 01. But to be mature, I'll just agree w/ some of the others and say "just let it go man" hehe, yeah right.

Better bike? Yes. Better rider? Nope, just another d*ck w/ $10k.
 
#11 ·
PurpleLion said:
You were prepared to do a 1/2 mile standup with your girlfriend on the back? Because he made a statement that you know to be true? Did he say that he was a better rider than you?

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Squids will be squids - why not just let it go?
She was riding WITH me, on her OWN bike. My G/F rides too, my ex bike, yzf600r:rock

Yeah, I'm a little more calm now in the morning, but if I ever saw him again, or had a chance to, I would not hesitate to spank him like a naughty little two year old. I really should have burned my rubber into his face cuz he was behind me:sneaky
 
#16 ·
Shitt hope those squids stay out East:scared That would scare the piss out of me riding with no helmet, gear.

I'm lucky here in S.CA as I do not get to see to many squids riding with no gear on. here at least the squids wear gear:lol
 
#17 ·
Crimson Rush said:
What did you expect? That place is chalk full of chrome rims, teeny bopper girls in tank tops riding on the back's of Busa's and the latest and greatest that money can buy (besides gear for some reason). Hang out in a poser/squid/idiot area and you're bound to run into some.
:lol LMAO. So true.
 
#18 ·
i was at streets all weekend........wheeewwww! i thought you talking about my riding group lol.

we kinda have the same bikes. 4 1000RR, 1 04 R1, 2 02-03 R1 (mine is silver, friends is blue), 04 750, TL, ducati 916, 2 R6, 3 GSXR600...... but we aint white lol. BUT we were all wearing out lids.

if i were you mang, just go back there im sure he will be there everyday to show off with them high school girls. LOL
 
#19 ·
LeenAngle,
I live in downtown chicago and work right by woodfield mall... I have seen this group of guys a few times. If i see them pulling out onto the street i just fade back and give myself enought room cause they are always doing stupid s@*t.

On a side note do any of you chicago guys ever get together to ride?
 
#22 ·
PurpleLion said:
Suke1123 - Good story, but that 360 Spyder is my favorite car right now. Either that or a Stradle - too bad you can't get a Stradle convertable.

Obviously he didn't know his cars too well if he thougt he was going to take you in a drag race.
Convertible race car??????
 
#24 ·
oh well, let the guy go as a true loser, feel pity for them and let them be.