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#1 ·
  • That silver has the most horsepower
  • That silver has a shadow device, so cops can't see you
  • chicks like silver more


:yesnod :D
 
#5 ·
Using Newton's law of themodynamics, we see that the silver paint's atomic weight is 14 degrees Kelvin, while the blue paint weighs in at a stout 14 degrees Plato and the red is a staggering 1.61 megajoules. Thus it is obvious to anyone with a micrometer and basic understanding of the natural Clifford algebra structure of the D4-D5-E6-E7-E8 that the silver is faster.

In other words,
v = c * Wf^3 * X

where Wf is the Liquid Silver factor, and c is the speed of light. Inclued is a table of corrected warp speed for a given average value of X.

Wf Wf^3 X * Wf^3 Time per parsec
hrs min sec
1 1 1,292.7238 22 05 29
2 8 10,341.7904 02 45 41
3 27 34,903.5426 00 49 05
4 64 82,734.3232 00 20 43
5 125 161,590.4750 00 10 36
6 216 279,228.3407 00 06 08
7 343 443,404.2634 00 03 52
8 512 661,874.5856 00 02 35
9 729 942,395.6502 00 01 49
10 1000 1,292,723.8 00 01 19


BOO YAH!
 
#7 ·
ShaSha said:
Using Newton's law of themodynamics, we see that the silver paint's atomic weight is 14 degrees Kelvin, while the blue paint weighs in at a stout 14 degrees Plato and the red is a staggering 1.61 megajoules. Thus it is obvious to anyone with a micrometer and basic understanding of the natural Clifford algebra structure of the D4-D5-E6-E7-E8 that the silver is faster.

In other words,
v = c * Wf^3 * X

where Wf is the Liquid Silver factor, and c is the speed of light. Inclued is a table of corrected warp speed for a given average value of X.

Wf Wf^3 X * Wf^3 Time per parsec
hrs min sec
1 1 1,292.7238 22 05 29
2 8 10,341.7904 02 45 41
3 27 34,903.5426 00 49 05
4 64 82,734.3232 00 20 43
5 125 161,590.4750 00 10 36
6 216 279,228.3407 00 06 08
7 343 443,404.2634 00 03 52
8 512 661,874.5856 00 02 35
9 729 942,395.6502 00 01 49
10 1000 1,292,723.8 00 01 19


BOO YAH!
:crash :lol :lol
 
#13 ·
Prowler said:
then he woke up from the nightmare and stared,drooling at the blue R1 poster over his bed.... :D
Agreed. He speaks the truth.:fact
 
#16 ·
i refuse to be involved in such a childish debate.















besides, everybody knows that red is the best color.


red gets all the booty...:finger
 
#18 ·
If red gets all da booty, why did Playboy aaaand STUFF Magazine feature our bold Silver Killer as THE bike to own. I think this has officially ended the debate. Silver takes home the Hunnies and the Bunnies. Yeah. We'll still let you guys on the blue and red ones act like you know us though. :thumbup
 
#19 ·
is that why you bought the silver one? cuz a magazine told you to? :D


:finger <------- red
 
#20 ·
ShaSha said:
Using Newton's law of themodynamics, we see that the silver paint's atomic weight is 14 degrees Kelvin, while the blue paint weighs in at a stout 14 degrees Plato and the red is a staggering 1.61 megajoules. Thus it is obvious to anyone with a micrometer and basic understanding of the natural Clifford algebra structure of the D4-D5-E6-E7-E8 that the silver is faster.

In other words,
v = c * Wf^3 * X

where Wf is the Liquid Silver factor, and c is the speed of light. Inclued is a table of corrected warp speed for a given average value of X.

Wf Wf^3 X * Wf^3 Time per parsec
hrs min sec
1 1 1,292.7238 22 05 29
2 8 10,341.7904 02 45 41
3 27 34,903.5426 00 49 05
4 64 82,734.3232 00 20 43
5 125 161,590.4750 00 10 36
6 216 279,228.3407 00 06 08
7 343 443,404.2634 00 03 52
8 512 661,874.5856 00 02 35
9 729 942,395.6502 00 01 49
10 1000 1,292,723.8 00 01 19


BOO YAH!

so...in other words...you haven't got an f***ing idea what's going on then,huh?:finger


JL7 said:
why did Playboy aaaand STUFF Magazine feature our bold Silver Killer as THE bike to own.

cause you got some kind of wierd color blind thing going on.

it was really a blue bike.thank you for giving me the chance to clear that up for you.if anyone else needs to be straightened out....just let me know.:finger :thumbup :lol
 
#21 ·
2k1r1 - I bought it before those magazines confirmed my decision because: 1. The R1 is the King 2. Black and Silver is The Shit.


Prowler- I still have the issue, it was definitely silver.



BTW-I had a red and black 2000 R1 and my dad owns a blue 2002 R1. Off the record, I'd be tickled shitless to ride any of them down the strip or through the twisties!
 
#23 ·
JL7 said:
2k1r1 - I bought it before those magazines confirmed my decision because: 1. The R1 is the King 2. Black and Silver is The Shit.

dude, i totally agree with you. the R1 is king, and black and silver is the shit...































but red is better.:finger