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oh no. oh shit.

I broke my personal rule: "...thou shalt not perform squidly things on surface streets"

Some idiot in a z06 pulled up next to me in light. I barely glanced at him but not really to provoke a street race.

...next thing I know, his tires are screeching and he's right next to me. So I got for it and it was a long right turn so stay on second at about 10k and leave him behind and then held it there. Anyways so I thought it was over and next thing I he zooms pass me a few seconds later, ...I let go him coz there was a red light anyway.

We'll I get to the red light, right next to him. ...and somehow we have nice little drag strip ahead starting at the light. ...and then he says to me: "I need Nitrous... ...is that a 600? ...what kind of bike is that?

I go.., ...it's a 1000, you see that? that says R1. It's a Yamaha.:D I was only on second gear when you tried to race me. I was waiting for you you know.:iamwithst

So the light turns green and I let him go a few and catch back in second again and I pull alongside him as he tries to make his z06 move. ...anyways I got tired of this shit and I just went and left him back there.... you guys figure where.:hellobye


So how long before this green squidly sign over my head disappears?

...sorry guys, I wanted to send him a message to not try and do that again. ....at least not to R1's.

peace
 
Especially the guys in the ricers.
 
it does have to be done now and again

I will pull wheelies for kids watching me they get a kick out of it. But I love the guys driving around in old beat up muscle cars that barly run and think they are fast they are the most fun to waste.:rock
 
I have to confess, my story as follows...

One night, on the way back from sfv bike night ( y'all LA riders know what I'm talking about ), a brand new BMW with an exhaust (what were they thinking ), pulls up next to me and I notice the guys in it checking out my bike. Well, light turns green, I slowly let on the gas, so as not to provoke them, and this guy just takes off like a bat out of hell. So I catch up to them 2 lights down the road, and hear a "what a fuckin lame piece of shit bike". So, like defending your girlfriend at a club, I flip down my face mask (I had been going slow, so had it up), lean over and watch the light. We start out, and I give them 2 car lengths, then hit the gas in third, smoked by them, then waited again...gave them 3 car lengths, smoked by them, and let them pass again...stopped at a red light, where I got some not-so-nice-looks, and pulled out brought the front end up, and gave them a quick "californian howdy" to remember the R1 by: :finger .

Yeah Yeah, I know, I'm making bikers look bad, etc. etc. Making you all look like assholes, and the sport look bad...Well F*CK THAT, I feel that these bitches needed to know that the new BMW daddy bought for them aint hot shit.

Plus, come on, when someone insults your girl at a club, you gotta defend her honor, same goes for my "One"

:rock :rock :machinegu :rock :rock
 
i cant wait to get 2 or 3 years of rideing then i can get a 2005 or 06 r1 sweet but i have to be patient and learn how to ride buy myself and a little help from the msf cource remember i said 2 years before i start racing oh and i will be attending dragracing school :rock :rock i a year will that help any
 
p06 r1 said:
I have to confess, my story as follows...

One night, on the way back from sfv bike night ( y'all LA riders know what I'm talking about ), a brand new BMW with an exhaust (what were they thinking ), pulls up next to me and I notice the guys in it checking out my bike. Well, light turns green, I slowly let on the gas, so as not to provoke them, and this guy just takes off like a bat out of hell. So I catch up to them 2 lights down the road, and hear a "what a fuckin lame piece of shit bike". So, like defending your girlfriend at a club, I flip down my face mask (I had been going slow, so had it up), lean over and watch the light. We start out, and I give them 2 car lengths, then hit the gas in third, smoked by them, then waited again...gave them 3 car lengths, smoked by them, and let them pass again...stopped at a red light, where I got some not-so-nice-looks, and pulled out brought the front end up, and gave them a quick "californian howdy" to remember the R1 by: :finger .

Yeah Yeah, I know, I'm making bikers look bad, etc. etc. Making you all look like assholes, and the sport look bad...Well F*CK THAT, I feel that these bitches needed to know that the new BMW daddy bought for them aint hot shit.

Plus, come on, when someone insults your girl at a club, you gotta defend her honor, same goes for my "One"

:rock :rock :machinegu :rock :rock
that was funny as hell
:lol :lol :lol :yesnod
 
Crash2: You are forgiven my son...... Sometimes you must use the force ............ The R1.
It seems that where I live in southen California, other riders on other bikes know the power of the ONE. Every once in a while I must unleash the force and hand someone there ass on a platter. I especially like the guys on highly modified Harley's, who have spent there retirement and kids college savings on there bike, and think that there bike is the shit. I love my R1 - beauty, raw power, and let's not forget "The Force".

Jim out
 
i jack with bikes when i am in my trcuk just to hear/ see them get on it. what else can you do when you are driving and want to be riding??? i'll bet there are posts somewhere about how they "whoever on a bike" spanked the guy in the nissan frontier who thought his truck was fast.. (ha ha ha) pull two wheelies (not on public street) and your squid factor goes away -
 

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Hell no forgiveness needed you did the right thing. Sometimes you just have to teach the below 70 I.Q. It's only fair. But if you want to see something funny. Next time you see one pull up beside them at the light and tell them lets race, When the light turns green just take off as slow as you can and laugh at them as they are spinning thier little wheels.:lol
 
Limited R1 said:
Hell no forgiveness needed you did the right thing. Sometimes you just have to teach the below 70 I.Q. It's only fair. But if you want to see something funny. Next time you see one pull up beside them at the light and tell them lets race, When the light turns green just take off as slow as you can and laugh at them as they are spinning thier little wheels.:lol
I like to do this in my car ( well, my brothers car ). he's got an eclipse spider, and I love to pull up next to ricers and rev the engine, then just sit there, not even move an inch when the light turns green, it's funny as hell to see them take off like hell, then suddenly stop when they realise they look like idiots racing themselves :rock :rock :butt :finger :lol
 
Originally posted by p06 r1
I like to do this in my car ( well, my brothers car ). he's got an eclipse spider, and I love to pull up next to ricers and rev the engine, then just sit there, not even move an inch when the light turns green, it's funny as hell to see them take off like hell, then suddenly stop when they realise they look like idiots racing themselves
:lol that's good! :lol :lol :lol
 
i had a bone stock Z06 coupe in 2002 before it became a lingenfelter vette, well i dont know what you mean about slow vettes etc. especially a z06
heres some times posted running the 1/4 mile at Las Vegas Interantional speedway

Reaction Time: 1.229
60' Time: 1.690
Trap Speed: 118.03
Time: 11.754
 
well, that's a pretty sweet ride turnone.

but it's still slow compared to any liter sportbike. at least 1.5 seconds off most stock liter bikes through the quarter.

compared to most cars, of course it kicks ass, but you can't really compare that vette to an R1.
 
turnone said:
i had a bone stock Z06 coupe in 2002 before it became a lingenfelter vette, well i dont know what you mean about slow vettes etc. especially a z06
heres some times posted running the 1/4 mile at Las Vegas Interantional speedway

Reaction Time: 1.229
60' Time: 1.690
Trap Speed: 118.03
Time: 11.754
I ain't knocking the Z06, but 9 times out of 10 a liter bike will spank you on the street. For the cost I wouldn't drive any other car :rock

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