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Will My Balls Flatten From Riding Too Much??

2.4K views 34 replies 28 participants last post by  R6-hi  
#1 ·
:eek:

been riding to work in traffic 5 days a week (mon. - fri.) the first week was ok but now, after a few weeks doing it, my fookin balls are sore!!!!!!!!:cryin will i get used to it or should i look for a second bike (cruiser style)??:(
 
#2 ·
don't sit so close to the tank
 
#5 ·
on second thought, you could buy a harley......maybe a vespa......
 
#8 ·
R1Ryd3R said:
That's the sucky part of riding an R1 as a daily ride. Heck, I have epididymitis which is two painful lumps in my nutsack and I swear it's from riding my ball crunching R1:p

But, hell, I'd rather suffer the pain then ride a cruiser:rock
Good lord man, that was waaaaayyyyy too much info!!!!...LOL...I hope that stuff clears up. ( not being a smart a$$, seriously)

However, I will agree...keep riding the R1.
 
#11 ·
funny this is not what you are suffering from can lead to prostate damage. Bicyclists used to suffer from this.THose race bikes have hard small seats. Its actually the presure on your 'ahem "taint" that is the cause of the ball swelling and then getting in the way. Solution? those gel paded shorts that the bike guys wear...or softer seat. A cup can help to but my cause the deaded swamp nutts effect. and quit humpin the tank:) ! avoid tight unpadded pants while you ride.
 
#13 ·
Your balls aren't sore from riding. They are sore from being slammed up against VoodooDsim's ass. :lol :finger :lol

I told you I'd get you back Voodoo. :finger
 
#14 ·
buy a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or catch the bus but what fun is that????????????????
 
#21 ·
I agree with laubin. It could be a medical condition. I read about a harley rider that was having problem with Numb Nutz and the doctor told him to get a different Pipe that resonated at a different frequency. He ended up getting a diferent Bike altogether and it no longer was a problem. The docter did tell him though that permanent damage could have happened if he had not done something about it.
 
#25 ·
ok guys, i've been riding my bike for almost 2 years now and my gixxer 600 another couple years before that and i've never had this problem before. the pain has gotten better in the nut area and has moved to my lower right abdomen (i think appendix). i'm going to the doctor in 30 min. so i'll post back what happen's.


thanks for the advice everbody you guys are right on:thumbup :thumbup
 
#26 ·
crazyclimbr said:
try these if you find out your balls are flat

new nuts
:confused: geeezzz, thats halarious....does anyone really care if thier dog's nutsack still feels natural after surgery?!!! The guy who invented that is gonna get rich off the yuppies.....

This comment is in no way to joke in reguards to the original post...