........if the cops in your town clock you from your rear view so they can get a head start........

 

...you can't count to ten before passing the next exit

 

...you compute valid egress route contingencies as often as you blink.

 

.....You watch your back as much as you look forward

 

...when looking in the mirror you use your left hand to steady it.

 

...you can identify a Lumina 3/4 mile away by it's headlights.....

 

... if the peepz aside the road start cheering - off anger.

 

.... if the police dont bother chasing you and just meet you at your house !

 

you take a dump and thers bugs in your shit

 

...everytime you look in the mirror it is blinking at you again.

 

if you think your superman

 

....your speeding fines in one month equal 2 & 1/2 bike payments.

 

ya, your speed is solely based on how much faster you are going than everyone else.

 

..you remember every exit by the last occasion you used it to evade capture!:yesnod

 

..... when scotty from star trek whispers in your ear " She canna go any fasta capt"n !! "

 

... the low pressure zone behind your ass makes it hard not to... *cough*

 

......if you think 15 miles to the gallon is "pretty good"

 

...the helicopters can't even catch up.

 

10min late for work in the car 10 min early on the bike

 

...you get off your bike and still have 'the shakes' 20 minutes later.

 

on average you get more tickets in one year then there are months...by at least double.

 

...the white striped lanes blur into one long strip.

 

...you have a problem going under double the speed limit.

 

....Your insurance is 6 grand a year

 

...you're going too fast to look down at the speedometer.