When someone aske me a question and I dont know the answer I reply with "No data"

 

whenever i hear some good news or see some thong hanging out of some girl's jeans, I say, "reeeeal noooice"


:rock

 

Everybody has a little saying they use all the time mine is "Sounds Like A Plan To Me"

What is your saying or am i the only retard that can half ass type?

"Don't Worry About It"

 

OK, I am glad I'm not the on retard. HAHA

 

"SOLID"

 

Oh! I forgot this one... When I get pissed at something : "**** me to tears! "

 

I reply w/ a "sure":bs

My friend use to start his conversations w/ "Mother Fuqer ... what are you doing this weekend"

 

"Damn Post Whores."



- BA

 

I usually tell people that are stressing out, "Worrying is like paying interest on a debt U may never owe". I take my own advice aswell cuz I used 2 get bent outta shape over $$$ issues. Ohh and I came up wit this one a few days ago, next time I tell my friends I got drunk, I now say, Man I was soooooo DENTED!!!

LOL@myself...:lol :lol :lol
BTW I am working late 2night jammin these tunes, lemme know if u like, their off of the shoutcast server....here is the link

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=8993&file=filename.pls

use winamp 2 play, or real player

 

"SOLID"

All my friends know me because I use that word so fucken much... !!SOLID!! I never thought Id ever hear someone else use that word besides me with the same meaning. That is a true island man right there. The next one is !shoot! instead of bye. :yesnod

 

OK, I am glad I'm not the on retard. HAHA

You're a retard that can half ass type regardless:2bitchsla :finger

 

All my friends know me because I use that word so fucken much... !!SOLID!! I never thought Id ever hear someone else use that word besides me with the same meaning. That is a true island man right there. The next one is !shoot! instead of bye. :yesnod

Solid, Shoots Bruddah, K-Den, Latahz, Bum-Bye, and the list goes on.

Pidgin To Da Max!

 

I have a few

Ill break you in half!
Ill throw U off the balcony!
Somtin wrong with your madulaoblongata?
Hey yo
I am the Messiah
Bow to me faithfully
I will end you.
Who is your daddy (funny accent)
The famous BIOOOOOOOOTCH

 

"ya aint gotta lie to kick it!":lol

 

"Right on." Having to do with agreeing with someone or a confirmation to a plan.

Another one my buddies and I use, (this one is really stupid, so bear with me),

If a friend hasn't gotten drunk in awhile, he usually says:

"Man, I need to get drunk like you read about in Gettin' Drunk magazine."

Or if someone hasn't been laid in awhile:

"Man, I need to get laid like you read about in Gettin' Laid magazine."

Pretty stupid, but I imagine everyone has dumb shit they say just amongst friends, :yesnod .

 

"Right on." Having to do with agreeing with someone or a confirmation to a plan.

Another one my buddies and I use, (this one is really stupid, so bear with me),

If a friend hasn't gotten drunk in awhile, he usually says:

"Man, I need to get drunk like you read about in Gettin' Drunk magazine."

Or if someone hasn't been laid in awhile:

"Man, I need to get laid like you read about in Gettin' Laid magazine."

Pretty stupid, but I imagine everyone has dumb shit they say just amongst friends, :yesnod .

And I'm sure your always quoting the latter.....poor Joey

 

That's what I'm talkin about!!!

Can be used as a verb or adjective phrase.



Don't make me open up a can on you!! (as in can of whip ass)

Can be used serious or joking........

 

"Just keepin it Real!!"

 

w00t!

"Shit yeah! We gots to get paid!"

 

just made this one up for the Viper-parking a-hole in Joe's thread, and I like the sound of it for certain jerks:

Dick Dick DoubleDick!

:lol

 

just made this one up for the Viper-parking a-hole in Joe's thread, and I like the sound of it for certain jerks:

Dick Dick DoubleDick!

:lol

Why not save yourself a syllable and just say Dick squared.....?:bash

 

hehehe

 

I got some crazy sayings like when I want to acknowledge the meeting of somebody and begin a conversation I say "hello"...

Or when we part company I might get really jiggy with it and say "see you later"... I'm freakin' nuts like that!

 

arewon, you're a f**kin' madman!
I wanna party with you cowboy!!!

hehehe:lol

 

where i work, if you don't like something someone is saying, you say "no, you hop on this" while you snap/point to your crotch.

then of course that starts a war of "no...YOU hop"

"no, YOU HOP!"
"YOU...HOP NOW!!"

and so on and so forth.

what do i do? i'm in the military :lol

i protect you...be afraid...:lol