[grandmaster]

First you have to check 3-4 times that you haven't missed any posts.
Then you have to clean up yourself.
Check for new posts.
Drag the portable into bed (no TV in the bedroom) and watch some old Futurama episodes.

Bah, junk, another day at work tomorrow and friggin' cold outside so there's no bike ridin' to look forward too.

life s*cks, bite my silver metall ass

 

[Mike'sR1]

Hah, I hear ya grand master. How are the swedish winters? never been to sweeden before.

-Mike

 

[RoG'Z]

u need to start snowboarding, been out 4 times this year already

 

[Petrol_Spice]

yeah,

Check for new posts
Take a piss
Grabe a glass of water
get into bed
Wake the Mrs,
Crack a shot into her
fall asleep

 

[Mike'sR1]

hah, I like the way things work for Petrol. I wish I had the same deal.. I either have to drive 15mins or wait 45 for her to get here. I usually do the after work stopin


-Mike

 

[bpa00]

Actually I look forward to surfing the forum for new posts when I get to work in the morning (30-45 min. -> what I am doing right now). I have to resist the temptation to check it at night so I can have more material to read in the morning.

- BA

 

[speed_racer_500]

ya me to have to check it out at work so I have some thing to do so I don't get to borad.

 

[grandmaster]

Mike,

sorry to disapoint you but here in south of Swe there might be 2 or 3 weeks of snow then just p*ss the rest of the way. Further up to the north there's a lot more snow, remember the Ice Racing site? :fact

 

[lawdog627]

Hey PETROL,does she need to be awake when you "Crack a shot into her"?When I was married I'd crawl on top of her and tell her "Honey,don't wake up it'll be over in a minute"Then I had to think of some other chick so I could "Crack one off"Then as soon as said shot is cracked off........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..off to never never land!Getting to sleep never a problem!!:lol

 

[Abe]

Hey PETROL,does she need to be awake when you "Crack a shot into her"?When I was married I'd crawl on top of her and tell her "Honey,don't wake up it'll be over in a minute"Then I had to think of some other chick so I could "Crack one off"Then as soon as said shot is cracked off........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..off to never never land!Getting to sleep never a problem!!:lol

:lol :lol

 

[Petrol_Spice]

she don't have a choice, if'n I be fuckin' she be awake. specially if I'm figuring on ass fuckin' her

 

[codemaster]

Hey PETROL,does she need to be awake when you "Crack a shot into her"?When I was married I'd crawl on top of her and tell her "Honey,don't wake up it'll be over in a minute"Then I had to think of some other chick so I could "Crack one off"Then as soon as said shot is cracked off........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..off to never never land!Getting to sleep never a problem!!:lol

hah. one reason im not sure i believe in marriage.

:lol :beer

 

[Petrol_Spice]

hah. one reason im not sure i believe in marriage.

:lol :beer

Don't fuckin' do it.

Do you know how to permenently paralyse a women from the hips down?





























feed her Wedding cake

 

[lawdog627]

Marriage is a fate worse than death!DO NOT EVER DO IT!!!!!!You will only get some lovin' before a big purchase is made or prior to a big purchase!And if you are gettin it all the time you should probably make sure your the only one being serviced!!!When they do throw it down on ya it's usually for a reason...not cause they like it!I don't think they realize that it is part of the marriage contract!!!Just stay single and live by the simple guidelines.....get a girl just after riding season ends keep her til right before x-mas....dump her ass ,then you can ho it up through the "HO"lidays and start fresh with a new one after new years eve sinfulness!!!!You can then keep that one till spring comes and riding season starts and the cycle of 'ho-ing it up repeats!And remember they all look like ugly sisters if you turn them upside down!!!!!:crash